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Who's Your Caddy? Holey Moley Mini Golf Tees Off In San Francisco
The New Analog Entertainment Experience Opens Today in the Heart of the City's Mission District
Moley Mini Golf Club is taking a swing at San Francisco’s Mission District as the two-story entertainment venue, bar, and restaurant officially opens its doors Friday, July 19th. The exciting new venture promises a fun and irreverent twist on the classic game, offering a vibrant and Instagram-worthy experience unlike any other.
Located at 1096 S Van Ness Ave, Holey Moley San Francisco marks the fourth U.S. opening from Australian-based parent company Funlab. Known for their innovative approach to leisure and entertainment, Funlab introduces Holey Moley as a haven for nostalgia enthusiasts and gold ol’ fashioned fun seekers alike.
The venue boasts two nine-hole courses of golf holes that pay homage to cultural icons from the 80s and 90s and beyond, complemented by neon signs and playful decor that transport
visitors to a wonderland of fun. Featuring an array of creatively themed holes, golfers of all ages will find themselves immersed in a world of analog entertainment. Whether guests are Making It Rain, battling the elements to line up the perfect shot that will get them out of an lifesize box while a wind vortex spins “dollar bills” through the air, navigating through Sugar and Slice, a candy shop that looks sweet, but paves a sticky road through lollipops and gum drops as they try get past the watchful eye of the resident giant teddy bear, or quietly putting their way through Art Tee Par Tee, a museum full of classic art pieces, including an interactive Mona Lisa portrait that puts players best resting Da Vinci face to the test, there is no limit to the fun on each course.
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Holey Moley put its trademark twist on the space once occupied by Urban Putt, but fans of the
previous venue will recognize unique elements that the company retained, including a a head-to-head Labyrinth matchup that encourages players to compete through a pinball-style maze for the lowest score and virtual golf tee-off.
Throughout the courses are hand-painted murals by renowned artist Goodluck Buddha. Cheeky swag like ‘Sex, Drugs, Rock & Hole’ hats, and ‘Let’s Talk About Socks, Baby’ knee-high golf socks are available at check in to get into true ‘tee’ spirit.
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After conquering the greens, guests can swing by The Caddyshack to refuel with delicious bites and drinks. The menu features Americana flair with a California-inspired twist with dishes
that include Cali Loaded Fries with seasoned black beans, cheese, pico de gallo,
crema, guacamole, jalapeno, and salsa; Lettuce Cups with golden tofu, chili crunch, cucumber, avocado, sesame and cilantro; Grilled Elote Corn Ribs with cotija cheese, garlic aioli, Tajin and lime; and a Mushroom Burger with swiss cheese, mushrooms, and mixed greens, topped with truffle and garlic aioli, alongside an array of pizzas like Ricotta Marherita with San Marzano sauce with charred heirloom tomatoes, almond ricotta, balsamic reduction and fresh basil, and Hot Honey Pepperoni with cupped pepperoni, mozzarella, goat cheese, hot honey coming from the live-fire pizza oven. Nostalgic desserts harken back to the soda fountain days with a Soda Float topped with vanilla or chocolate ice cream and an Iceberg Float with choice of frozen pina colada or frozen par-tee punch atop ice cream.
The Caddyshack will offer signature drinks in cheeky vessels including a nod to bathtub gin with the Rub A Dub in the Tub with gin, aperol, lime, and peach, topped with prosecco and served in a bathtub cup adorned with rubber duckies, Pop Till You Drop with vodka, lime, watermelon, and bubbles in a ceramic unicorn, and Kinky Boot Shooter with vodka, peach liqueur, cranberry, Lime
and a rim of edible glitter. Groups can dive into large format cocktails like Trophy Tee with vodka,
housemade sweet tea and a float of lemonade in an oversized golden golf tournament. There will also be classic, frozen, and zero-proof cocktails, and more.
"At Holey Moley, we're not just another mini golf course—we’re a journey through a world of amusement," says Funlab’s Global CEO Michael Schreiber. "Our goal is to create an immersive
experience where every hole and meal is a unique adventure. Whether you're reliving the glory days of the 80s and 90s or discovering them for the first time, Holey Moley promises fun, excitement, and plenty of surprises.
Holey Moley will be open from 2:00pm-11:00pm Mondays - Thursdays, 2:00pm-12:00am Fridays, Saturdays from 11:00am-12:00am and Sundays from 11:00am-10:00pm. Guests of all ages are welcome until 8pm daily, at which point the venue becomes 21+.
Reservations and more information can be found at www.holeymoley.com, or follow on social media @HoleyMoleyGolf.USA.
About Holey Moley Golf Club
Holey Moley is a mini golf course and bar that turns traditional putt-putt into a multi-sensory labyrinth of unique holes. It’s nifty, it’s nostalgic, it’s a bit 80s, and a bit 90s. Mostly, it’s the craziest round of mini golf you’ve ever played.
With drinks, cocktails and tunes on offer at our full-service bar, The
Caddyshack, all of your off-the-green needs are taken care of. We are *not* in
even a tiny way affiliated with any of the creators of popular culture that some
of our holes may, or may not, remind you of.
About Funlab:
Funlab is Australia’s premier creator of competitive socializing experiences. From
arcades, bowling alleys, mini golf and much more, Funlab believes in taking
familiar concepts and transforming them into immersive worlds of fun where people can connect in real life. Magnifying every small detail to create extraordinary experiences, Funlab operates 42 venues across 9 brands and over 2200 employees. Funlab opened the first of four Holey Moley locations in the United States in Denver, CO, in September 2023 and Austin, TX, Houston, TX and San Francisco, CA.