Sea Fog: A Folly Beach Mystery, #20
By Bill Noel
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Halloween is traditionally filled with ghosts, goblins, and ghouls but this year the holiday brings something more sinister to the small South Carolina barrier island of Folly Beach. The popular fall holiday has never been a favorite of retired bureaucrat Chris Landrum but that didn't stop his friend Charles Fowler from convincing him to tour a haunted house sponsored by a local charity. In addition to being faced with the scary scenes that appear in most haunted houses, they stumble across a dead body—a real dead body.
Stir into the cauldron a Wiccan family, a Christian minister, an egotistical dentist, a ghost-hunting couple, and a dog the size of a Fiat and you have the makings of a mystery that Chris and Charles must solve before their bodies are added into the haunted house.
Bill Noel
As a college administrator and professional fine-art photographer, Bill Noel hasn?t experienced much in the way of murder and mystery, so he created his own. Folly is his debut novel. He lives in Louisville, Kentucky, with his wife, Susan.
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Sea Fog - Bill Noel
Chapter One
The last time I visited a Halloween haunted house I was thirteen, maybe fourteen. It’s hard to remember exactly how old since it was more than fifty-five years ago. What I do remember was the female classmate I went with screaming from the spider-webbed entry until we exited the darkened house between two skeletons grabbing at our arms. True, there were scary scenes in the house, but to impress the girl squeezing my arm enough to cut off circulation, I acted like I regularly sauntered through dark corridors with axes swinging overhead and ghosts waving their translucent hands in my face. The other thing I remember was that she refused to have anything to do with me the remainder of the school year as if I was responsible for her traumatic adventure. I would’ve been wiser convincing dad to drop us off at the ice-cream shop rather than the haunted house. Live and learn.
Fast forward a few decades, when my best friend Charles Fowler called to suggest it’d be fun if we relived some of our youth and attended a haunted house being staged in a large, white frame house adjacent to Loggerhead’s Restaurant. I said no, perhaps louder than a simple no, then reminded him we didn’t know any young people we could escort through the exhibit.
He said, What’s that have to do with anything?
Nothing other than we’re old enough to be mistaken for mummies.
Charles laughed. Speak for yourself. I was talking to a couple of guys at Planet Follywood last night. They said they went through it and had a good time. Said there were a bunch of older people doing the same thing.
Older people?
Yeah. Some were in their thirties.
You do know that’s less than half our ages.
Charles is two years younger than me.
Picky, picky, picky. So, what time you meeting me there?
Arguing with Charles was like arguing with a rabid raccoon, so I said six-thirty, hoping it was before the crowd arrived.
Being Thursday, I figured attendance at Folly Beach’s answer to Lizzie Borden’s House would be light with fewer people around to laugh at us for taking in the attraction, so I waited for him in Loggerhead’s parking lot forty-five minutes before the time we agreed to meet. For those who might not know Charles, thirty minutes early was his definition of being on time and it was easier to adjust to his idiosyncrasy than to convert him to reality.
Ten minutes later, he skidded around the corner on his classic Schwinn bicycle, nearly colliding with a Ford pickup truck travelling the correct direction on the one-way street. Charles was breathing heavily as he parked his bike while looking at his bare wrist where normal people wore a watch, his way of indicating he was on time. Years ago, he’d confided to owning a watch, but I’d never seen it.
Whew,
he said as he took a deep breath. Almost late. Know why I’m wearing this?
He pointed to his gray, long-sleeve sweatshirt with Michigan State in green letters on the front.
You’re cold?
I said, knowing it wasn’t the answer he was fishing for.
He shook his head; a motion people often resort to after listening to Charles for a period. No, silly boy, they offer a course called ‘Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse.’
You know that how, more importantly, why?
Ghost-hunter Google told me. Figured it’s appropriate for our adventure through the haunted house.
Oh,
I said, often a reaction to his insightful comments.
Knew you’d be impressed. Ready to get the heebie-jeebies scared out of us?
I didn’t get a chance to say no since he left his bike leaning against the wooden bench facing the street and headed toward the large tent erected in the attraction’s side yard. A large white sign with ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK painted in blood-red block letters was taped above the tent’s open flap.
It was a half hour before sunset but the strobe lights on each side of the tent’s entry bounced orange, and black ghost-shaped images off the tent’s sides. A half-dozen high-school-aged teens were lined in front of a table where a man dressed like a farmer wearing bib overalls was selling admission tickets. I didn’t know whether to laugh or roll my eyes at the faux arrow sticking out of his head. So far, to my relief, no one recognized me. That was until someone tapped me on the shoulder.
Well if it isn’t my good buddy, Chris Landrum,
Stanley Kremitz said as he put his arm around my shoulder. You’re a sight for sore eyes.
Charles said he’d get our tickets. I chalked it up as his wanting to avoid Stanley rather than being overcome with generosity, a rare occurrence.
Stanley was an acquaintance I’d run into several times a year ago when he provided information and was for a time a suspect, in a murder I’d become more involved in than I wanted to be. He was a nice, friendly man but had never met a cliché he didn’t like, and repeat.
He wore black slacks, a black sweatshirt with a skeleton on the front, and a ballcap with Staff on the crown.
Working the haunted house?
I asked. A safe guess considering his attire.
A win-win, my friend. I enjoy getting out of the house and feel like I’m helping the wonderful charity benefitting from this shindig.
He chuckled. Besides, Veronica says me doing stuff like this helps keep her sane. Out of sight, out of mind, you know.
Veronica was Stanley’s wife, or his better half in Stanley-speak. I understood what she meant about him not being home.
Oh.
Stanley looked around like he just noticed me standing by myself. You taking a youngster through?
Yes, it’s Charles, but I didn’t share that with Stanley. No. How’re ticket sales?
I said to avoid the next logical question he might ask.
Selling like hotcakes.
Good to hear it.
I looked around to find Charles and a possible rescue. He was at the side of the elevated house avoiding eye contact with Stanley.
Better get in, Stanley. Good seeing you.
He smiled. Good luck in there. Not everybody gets out alive, you know. You can take that to the bank.
I would rather face a house full of ghosts, goblins, serial killers, and a psychopath or two than spend more time with the cliché king.
Thanks for that information.
It wasn’t hard to figure out where we were to go next. A four-by-eight-foot sheet of plywood was painted white and attached over a window on the side of the house. The structure was less than a block from the ocean, so I suspected during hurricane season, the wood was used to protect the window from storm damage. COFFIN ISLAND HAUNTED HOUSE was written on the plywood in red paint which ran down each letter looking like blood or simply a poor paint job. During its early history, Folly was dubbed Coffin Island.
I joined Charles where a staff member at the bottom of the steps stamped our hands with the image of something that looked like a spider. We headed up the steps. Metal arches were over three of the stairs with artificial spider webs draping down enough to brush against our heads. If it were darker, visitors would get an eerie feeling with the webs touching them.
What were you and Stanley shooting the breeze about?
Charles laughed at his use of a cliché.
Funny.
A man on the landing at the top of the stairs emoted screeching sounds as he waved his arm toward the door. I didn’t speak screech, so I didn’t know what he was saying, but his motions indicated he wanted our tickets and waved us into the pitch-black hallway. The non-profit organization sponsoring the event must’ve gotten a good price on strobe lights. Everywhere I turned, the flashing, distracting lights disoriented me, achieving their intended goal.
The amplified sound of rattling chains drew our attention to a door leading to a large room where a coffin was lightly illuminated in the corner. I heard screams coming from a couple of the teens who preceded us into the house. I hadn’t seen anything to get that level of fear but wouldn’t be surprised if something terrifying was coming around the next corner or two.
Before I gave more thought to what was coming next, someone dressed like a mummy slipped up beside me. No, I didn’t scream, but will admit to coming close. The creature, man, woman, whatever put its arm around mine and led me to the coffin. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Charles following at a safe distance.
Fake fog began to fill the area around the coffin and the mummy nudged me closer to the prop—what I assumed to be a prop. Sinister laughter coming from several different voices reverberated off the walls.
The top of the coffin suddenly flipped open and someone dressed like Chucky sat up wielding a knife. I’d never seen the Chucky movies about a serial killer and voodoo practitioner who, after being shot, somehow became a child-sized doll, but did have to take a giant step back after spotting the lethal weapon. Okay, yes, I’m a coward, but, hey, who wouldn’t be faced with someone sitting up and staring at you from inside a coffin. Charles’s laugh was louder than those coming from the sound system. I didn’t want to go Chucky on him, but revenge wasn’t far from my mind.
The top of the coffin closed as quickly as it had opened. A howling sound pierced the air and a spotlight’s beam penetrated the artificial fog as it reappeared in the room. The light shone on a door at the side of the room revealing a sign reading Blackbeard’s Bedroom. The tour-guide mummy waved us to the door then stepped aside as the door slowly creaked open. There were no strobe lights, fake fog, or strange creatures within sight. This time, Charles took the lead and stuck his head in the door and looked around. I figured the mummy hadn’t led us to an empty room, so I stood behind Charles to wait for the next fright. After all, Blackbeard’s bedroom wasn’t designed to give visitors a warm, fuzzy feeling. Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard, the scary pirate from the early 1700s had once resided on Folly and was known for putting smoking fuses in his long, stringy black hair to frighten his victims.
Folly’s Blackbeard incarnation wasn’t quite that frightening, but when he put his hand on Charles’s shoulder, my friend jumped higher than I’d ever seen him levitate. I didn’t laugh, but came close, as Charles quickly backed out of the room.
The mummy then nudged us into what was the kitchen although there were no appliances, and only one of the cabinets had been installed. Before I looked around to see what frightful site we were supposed to see, someone screamed. It was loud, scary, and not recorded.
Instead of hearing recorded laughter or other sound associated with a haunted house, someone on the far side of the kitchen yelled, Get the lights!
Overhead lights came on temporarily blinding me. The door leading from the kitchen to the back porch swung open and two men wearing the same kind of black sweatshirts and hats Stanley had worn rushed into the room, looked at Charles and me, then headed into a large, walk-in pantry where two teens were backed against the shelves. One of the teenagers had his hands over his face, the other pointing to something on the floor.
Charles and my visit to Folly’s haunted house quickly became a nightmare as we stepped in the pantry and stared at a body on the floor.
Chapter Two
The phrase running around like chickens with their heads cut off came to mind as a staff member yelled for everyone to leave the house. He didn’t have to say it twice to the two teens who were out the back door as quickly as a cheetah. The older man waved for Charles and me to leave, then stared at the body before rushing out to start herding those who followed us into the house to the exit. The other man held his hand over his mouth. I was afraid he was going to lose his latest meal. He took two deep breaths, appeared to regain composure before glancing in each corner of the pantry like he was afraid someone wielding a knife would jump out at him, then rushed out of the room.
Despite being told to leave, Charles motioned me closer to the body and knelt near the unmoving person.
Know who he is?
Charles said as he looked up at me.
The man’s head was turned at an odd angle, so I couldn’t get a clear look at his face. He was in his forties, white with light-brown hair, and wearing jeans with raveled cuffs and a black, long-sleeve sweatshirt. He didn’t appear to be one of the actors in the house but could’ve had a behind-the-scenes role.
Don’t think so. You?
The recorded music and haunting sound effects came to a screeching halt and were replaced by the sound of sirens from Folly’s police and fire vehicles approaching the house.
The gruff voice of the older of the two staff members barked, I told you to leave.
On our way,
Charles said although he was still bent over the body.
Now!
Before the man physically evicted us, Officer Trula Bishop barged into the room. I’d known Trula for four years since she began working as a Public Safety Officer in Folly’s Department of Public Safety, more commonly known as a cop in the police department. She was professional, competent, and someone I’d trust in the most difficult situation.
She glanced at Charles and me, nodded at the worker, before walking over to the corpse, bending to get a better look at his face, then saying, Anyone know who he is?
Instead of answering her question, the staff member again told Charles and me to leave.
Sir,
Bishop said, I’m speaking to these gentlemen as well as to you.
I was glad Charles didn’t stick his tongue out at the bossy staff member.
I said, Officer Bishop, I don’t recall seeing him before tonight.
Me either,
Charles added, not to be left out.
Two firefighters who double as EMTs entered the room and immediately went to the body, ignoring Officer Bishop and the rest of us.
Bishop glared at the staff member. Sir, what’s your name?
Lester, ma’am. Lester Holmes.
Bishop jotted it down in a small notebook she pulled out of her pocket. Mr. Holmes, do you know who this is?
She pointed to the body like he wouldn’t have known who she was referring to.
Umm, no officer.
Bishop looked back at the body and then at Lester. He didn’t work in the haunted house?
I don’t believe so.
You’re not sure?
Not really, ma’am. There are a lot of people involved in the project. Actors dressed like ghosts, skeletons, Blackbeard, serial killers; then the technical crew running the lights, sound, fog machine, and other special effects. I don’t see everyone. My job is to make sure once guests finish the tour, they leave down the back stairs.
You don’t see everyone working here?
No. I don’t get here until right before we open. Leave as soon as the last guest is out the door.
Okay, Mr. Holmes, please go out the back door and wait at the bottom of the stairs. A detective will want to talk with you once he arrives.
Folly is in Charleston County, South Carolina, a stone’s throw from beautiful and historic Charleston. Its small police force isn’t large enough or trained to handle murder investigations on the island so that’s delegated to the Charleston County Sheriff’s Office.
Lester started to say something, but apparently thought better of it, before saying, Yes ma’am.
He gave a tentative salute to Officer Bishop and back peddled out of the room.
Bishop rolled her eyes as he left, then turned to Charles and me. Okay, Mr. Chris, Mr. Charles, what do you two know about what happened?
Trula, I’m afraid not much. Charles and I were going through the exhibit when someone, probably one of the teenagers who went through ahead of us, started screaming. We came in here, saw the two teens and the body. Charles, anything to add?
That’s about it, Trula,
Charles said, one of the few times he was at a loss of words.
Then I’ve got another question,
Bishop said, Why in holy hell were you two alleged adults, senior-citizen adults, walking through a haunted house?
Excellent question, I thought. I turned to the instigator of our visit to respond.
Thought it’d be fun to see what scares kids nowadays,
Charles said, then smiled.
This time Trula didn’t hide rolling her eyes in front of the intended recipients.
One of the EMTs moved beside Bishop before she could humiliate us more. He cleared his throat to get her attention, then said, Officer Bishop, he’s deceased.
I was surprised when she didn’t roll her eyes at his massive understatement.
Call the coroner’s office. I’ll call the Chief and the Sheriff’s Office.
She turned to Charles and me. Guys, sure you don’t know anything else about what happened?
I assured her we didn’t.
Then head out the back door and join the others who were here. Don’t leave the property.
It would’ve taken a tsunami to get Charles to leave before learning more about what had happened.
We walked down the back stairs where a cluster of people was herded off to the side by a couple of police officers. We reached the bottom of the steps and were directed to the gathered group by an officer I didn’t know.
The group was interesting to say the least. The mummy, Chucky from the coffin, Blackbeard, and two other actors dressed like witches I hadn’t remembered seeing in the house were clustered together. It was just after sunset, so they didn’t look as scary as they had in the dark, fog-filled house. Two men in their twenties