His & Hers: A Novel
By Alice Feeney
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SOON TO BE A MAJOR NETFLIX TV SERIES STARRING TESSA THOMPSON
FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF Sometimes I Lie
“Stunning. Addictive. This book should not be missed!” —Samantha Downing
“Deliciously dark…will have readers tearing through the pages.” —Mary Kubica
“Gives Gone Girl a run for its money…I couldn’t stop reading.” —Christina Dalcher
There are two sides to every story: yours and mine, ours and theirs, His & Hers. Which means someone is always lying.
When a woman is murdered in Blackdown, a quintessential small town, reporter Anna Andrews is reluctant to cover the case. Detective Jack Harper is suspicious of her involvement, until he becomes a suspect in his own murder investigation.
Someone isn’t telling the truth, and some secrets are worth killing to keep.
His & Hers is a twisty, smart, psychological thriller. A gripping tale of suspense, told by expertly-drawn narrators that will keep readers guessing until the very end.
“For the ultimate rollercoaster reading experience this year, look no further than His & Hers by Alice Feeney.” —Woman & Home
Alice Feeney
ALICE FEENEY is the New York Times bestselling author of Sometimes I Lie, I Know Who You Are, His & Hers, Rock Paper Scissors, and Good Bad Girl. Her novels have been translated into over twenty-five languages and have been optioned for major screen adaptations. Alice was a BBC journalist for fifteen years and now lives in the Devon countryside with her family.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I am knocked over. I wasn't sure about buying this audiobook at used bookstore. I started listening to it and wanted to quit after the first disc, then after the second disc, I wanted to give it another chance. On the third disc, I had a suspicion about who the serial killer was, on the fourth disc, I wanted to quit again and had named one of the narrators, the "Bad Voice". The question was who was the killer and the speaker who was the bad voice?I finally liked and loved the book on the 9th disc!I removed one star because I was so weirded out that I almost quit the book at least four times and that would have prevented me from getting to the end of the story.If you are into weird twisty mysteries, you will love this book. I guess the culprit at least four times and got it wrong each time!
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I don't often listen to crime novels but I did enjoy this - the way it was so closely interwoven with the relationship between the journalist and the detective, formerly married to each other.I read this story solely because it was narrated by Richard Armitage, one of my favorite British actors. And of course he is brilliant in it. So is Stephanie Racine.The structure of the novel works well, where the characters are given their own chapters, to speak from their point of view, including the murderer - although I admit I didn't know who it was till near the end.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Whole book was messed up because of the literal last chapter. Way to ruin your work.
Also there so no reason for this book to be titled ‘His & Hers’ other than the chapters are told from male and female POVs alternatively. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Jesus the lord! What a twist! If you're reading my review before deciding to begin this novel, please go for it! You won't regret.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5OMG WHY DIDN'T I READ THIS SOONER?! This was fantastic right from the very first page, which is nothing new for an Alice Feeney novel. The suspense, the twists and everything in between flowed smoothly so that I couldn't put the book down. The characters were real and the setting was a little creepy at times. I couldn't guess exactly what was going on and I was shocked at the ending. Very satisfying read. Of course I will be looking forward to more from this author!
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5TW: rape, abuse, sexual abuse, bullying
I love the writing, love that the story kept me guessing.
The topic though was a little disturbing. It was tiptoe-ing on that line of "idk if I can continue reading this" ...at least for me. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This is hands down the best thriller I’ve listened to this year! The story is dark and disturbing but it will keep you guessing until the end. Both narrators were excellent. If you love dark thrillers, this needs to be on the top of your list. This is my favorite Alice Feeney book so far!Thank you to the Macmillan Audio and netgalley for the free review copy!
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This book definitely had it's gruesome/creepy descriptions. well written! I,for one, did not guess the conclusion in any way ahead of time. I'm impressed with the author's ability to figure out where to go with all the twists and turns to make sure she was covering every possibility with each turn to a different character. This is her third novel so now I can go back and read her first two!
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I really enjoyed this book, loved the style of writing with alternating chapters of a his then hers each with different points of view. I won't go into the storyline but I will say the who done it aspect of the book will hold your interest and when you think you know who did it, the story will change until the last few pages of the book when it finally all comes together. A definite must read that I highly recommend.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Pandemic read. My early hunch paid off, but I did get briefly sidetracked by a subplot that never materialized.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Anna Andrews is a newsreader for the BBC who fled her hometown at 16 after a horrifying incident *spoiler alert" the teenage incident should come with a huge trigger warning. Her ex husband is a detective in that hometown, investigating a murder that he clearly has some personal involvement in. This is a fast paced read, with some improbable twists.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This was an awesome thriller! It kept me guessing the whole time - every time I thought I had it figured out, there was another shocking twist. I had really liked Alice Feeney's first book, Sometimes I Lie but was not a huge fan of her second book, I Know Who You Are. I didn't know what to expect with this book, but luckily it was much more like Sometimes I Lie and it did not disappoint. Thanks to Goodreads for the ARC.
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His & Hers - Alice Feeney
Her
Anna Andrews
Monday 06:00
Mondays have always been my favorite day.
The chance to start again.
A clean enough slate with just the dust of your own past mistakes still visible—almost, but not quite wiped away.
I realize it’s an unpopular opinion—to be fond of the first day of the week—but I’m full of those. My view of the world tends to be a little tilted. When you grow up sitting in life’s cheap seats, it’s too easy to see behind the puppets dancing on its stage. Once you’ve seen the strings, and who pulls them, it can be hard to enjoy the rest of the show. I can afford to sit where I want now, choose any view I like, but those fancy-looking theater boxes are only good for looking down on other people. I’ll never do that. Just because I don’t like to look back doesn’t mean I don’t remember where I came from. I’ve worked hard for my ticket and the cheap seats still suit me fine.
I don’t spend a lot of time getting ready in the mornings—there is no point putting on makeup, just for someone else to take it off and start again when I get to work—and I don’t eat breakfast. I don’t eat much at all, but I do enjoy cooking for others. Apparently, I’m a feeder.
I stop briefly in the kitchen to pick up my Tupperware carrier, filled with homemade cupcakes for the team. I barely remember making them. It was late, definitely after my third glass of something dry and white. I prefer red but it leaves a telltale stain on my lips, so I save it for weekends only. I open the fridge and notice that I didn’t finish last night’s wine, so I drink what is left straight from the bottle, before taking it with me as I leave the house. Monday is also when my trash gets collected. The recycling bin is surprisingly full for someone who lives alone. Mostly glass.
I like to walk to work. The streets are pretty empty at this time of day, and I find it calming. I cross Waterloo Bridge and weave my way through Soho toward Oxford Circus, while listening to the Today program. I’d prefer to listen to music, a little Ludovico perhaps or Taylor Swift depending on my mood—there are two very different sides to my personality—but instead I endure the dulcet tones of middle-class Britain, telling me what they think I should know. Their voices still feel foreign to my ears, despite sounding like my own. But then I didn’t always speak this way. I’ve been presenting the BBC One O’Clock News bulletin for almost two years, and I still feel like a fraud.
I stop by the flattened cardboard box that has been bothering me the most recently. I can see a strand of blond hair poking out the top, so I know she’s still there. I don’t know who she is, only that I might have been her had life unfolded differently. I left home when I was sixteen because it felt like I had to. I don’t do what I’m about to do now out of kindness; I do it because of a misplaced moral compass. Just like the soup kitchen I volunteered at last Christmas. We rarely deserve the lives we lead. We pay for them however we can, be it with money, guilt, or regret.
I open the plastic carry case and put one of my carefully constructed cupcakes down on the pavement, between her cardboard box and the wall, so that she’ll see it when she wakes. Then, worried she might not like or appreciate my chocolate frosting—for all I know she could be diabetic—I take a twenty-pound note from my purse and slide it underneath. I don’t mind if she spends my money on alcohol; I do.
Radio 4 continues to irritate me, so I switch off the latest politician lying in my ears. Their over-rehearsed dishonesty doesn’t fit with this image of real people with real problems. Not that I’d ever say that out loud or on-air during an interview. I’m paid to be impartial regardless of how I feel.
Maybe I’m a liar too. I chose this career because I wanted to tell the truth. I wanted to tell the stories that mattered most, the ones that I thought people needed to hear. Stories that I hoped might change the world and make it a better place. But I was naïve. People working in the media today have more power than politicians, but what good is trying to tell the truth about the world when I can’t bear to be honest about my own story: who I am, where I came from, what I’ve done.
I bury the thoughts like I always do. Lock them in a secure secret box inside my head, push them to the darkest corner right at the back, and hope they won’t escape again anytime soon.
I walk the final few streets to Broadcasting House, then search inside my handbag for my ever-elusive security pass. My fingers find one of my little tins of mints instead. It rattles in protest as I flip it open and pop a tiny white triangle inside my mouth, as though it were a pill. Wine on my breath before the morning meeting is best avoided. I locate my pass and step inside the glass revolving doors, feeling several sets of eyes turn my way. That’s okay. I’m pretty good at being the version of myself I think people want me to be. At least on the outside.
I know everyone by name, including the cleaners still sweeping the floor. It costs almost nothing to be kind and I have a very efficient memory, despite the drink. Once past security—a little more thorough than it used to be, thanks to the state of the world we have curated for ourselves—I stare down at the newsroom and it feels like home. Cocooned inside the basement of the BBC building, but visible from every floor, the newsroom resembles a brightly lit red-and-white open-plan warren. Almost every available space is filled with screens and tightly packed desks, with an eclectic collection of journalists sitting behind each one.
These people aren’t just my colleagues, they’re like a dysfunctional surrogate family. I’m almost forty years old, but I don’t have anyone else. No children. No husband. Not anymore. I’ve worked here for almost twenty years but, unlike those with friends or family connections, I started right at the bottom. I took a few detours along the way, and the stepping-stones to success were sometimes a little slippery, but I got where I wanted to be, eventually.
Patience is the answer to so many of life’s questions.
Serendipity smiled at me when the previous news anchor left. She went into labor a month early, and five minutes before the lunchtime bulletin. Her water broke and I got my lucky break. I’d just come back from maternity leave myself—earlier than planned—and was the only correspondent in the newsroom with any presenting experience. All of which was overtime and overnight—the shifts nobody else wanted—I was that desperate for any opportunity that might help my career. Presenting a network bulletin was something I had been dreaming of my whole life.
There was no time for a trip to hair and makeup that day. They rushed me on set and did what they could, powdering my face at the same time as they miked me up. I practiced reading the headlines on the teleprompter, and the director was calm and kind in my earpiece. His voice steadied me. I remember very little about that first half-hour program, but I do recall the congratulations afterward. From newsroom nobody to network news anchor in less than an hour.
My boss is called the Thin Controller behind his slightly hunched back. He’s a small man trapped inside a tall man’s body. He also has a speech impediment. It prevents him from pronouncing his Rs, and the rest of the newsroom from taking him seriously. He has never been good at filling gaps on rosters so, after my successful debut, he decided to let me fill in until the end of that week. Then the next. A three-month contract as a news anchor—instead of my staff position as a correspondent—swelled into six; after that it was extended to the end of the year, accompanied by a nice little pay raise. Viewing numbers went up when I started presenting the program, so I was allowed to stay. My predecessor never returned; she got pregnant again while on maternity leave and hasn’t been seen since. Almost two years later, I’m still here and expect my latest contract to be renewed any day.
I take my seat between the editor and the lead producer, then clean my desk and keyboard with an antibacterial wipe. There is no telling who might have been sitting here overnight. The newsroom never sleeps, and sadly not everyone in it adheres to my preferred level of hygiene. I open up the running order and smile; it still gives me a little thrill to see my name at the top:
News Anchor: Anna Andrews.
I start writing the intros for each story. Despite popular opinion, we don’t just read the news, we write it. Or at least I do. News anchors, like normal human beings, come in all shapes and sizes. There are several who have crawled so far up their own asses I’m amazed they can still sit down, let alone read a teleprompter. The nation would be appalled if they knew how some of their so-called national treasures behaved behind the scenes. But I won’t tell. Journalism is a game with more chutes than ladders. Getting to the top takes a long time, and one wrong move can land you right back down at the bottom. Nobody is bigger than the machine.
The morning breezes by just like any other: a constantly evolving running order, conversations with correspondents in the field, discussions with the director about graphics and screens. There is an almost permanent line of reporters and producers waiting to talk to the editor beside me. More often than not, to request a longer duration for their package or two-way.
Everyone always wants just a little more time.
I don’t miss those days at all: begging to get on-air, constantly fretting when I didn’t. There simply isn’t time to tell every story.
The rest of the team are unusually quiet. I take a quick look to my left, and notice that the producer has the latest roster up on her screen. She closes it down as soon as she sees me looking. Rosters are second only to breaking news when it comes to influencing stress levels in the newsroom. They come out late and rarely go down well, with the distribution of the most unpopular shifts—lates, weekends, overnights—always cause for contention. I work Monday to Friday now, and haven’t requested any leave for over six months, so, unlike my poor colleagues, there is nothing roster-shaped for me to worry about.
An hour before the program, I visit makeup. It’s a nice place to escape to—relatively peaceful and quiet compared with the constant noise of the newsroom. My hair is blow-dried into an obedient chestnut bob, and my face is covered with HD-grade foundation. I wear more makeup for work than I did for my wedding. The thought forces me to retreat inside myself for a moment, and I feel the ridge of indentation on my finger, where my ring used to be.
The program goes mostly according to plan, despite a few last-minute changes while we are on-air: some breaking news, a delayed TV package, a camera with a mind of its own in the studio, and a dodgy feed from Washington. I’m forced to wrap up an overenthusiastic political correspondent in Downing Street, one who regularly takes up more than their allotted time. Some people like the sound of their own voices a little too much.
The debrief begins while I’m still on set, waiting to say good-bye to viewers after the weather segment. Nobody wants to hang around any longer than absolutely necessary after the program, so they always start without me. It’s a gathering of correspondents and producers who worked on the show, but is also attended by representatives of other departments: home news, foreign news, editing, graphics, as well as the Thin Controller.
I swing by my desk to collect my Tupperware carrier before joining everyone, eager to share my latest culinary creations with the team. I haven’t told anyone that it’s my birthday today yet, but I might.
I make my way across the newsroom toward them, and stop briefly when I see a woman I don’t recognize. She has her back to me, with two small children dressed in matching outfits by her side. I notice the cute cupcakes my colleagues are already eating. Not homemade—like mine—but shop-bought and expensive-looking. Then I return my attention to the woman handing them out. I stare at her bright red hair, framing her pretty face with a bob so sharp it could have been cut with a laser. When she turns and smiles in my direction it feels like a slap.
Someone passes me a glass of warm prosecco, and I see the drinks trolley that management always orders from catering whenever a member of staff leaves. It happens a lot in this business. The Thin Controller taps his glass with an overgrown fingernail, then he starts to speak, strange-sounding words tumbling out of his crumb-covered lips.
We can’t wait to welcome you back…
It’s the only sentence my ears manage to translate. I stare at Cat Jones, the woman who presented the program before I did, standing there with her trademark red hair, and two beautiful little girls. I feel physically sick.
… and our thanks to Anna, of course, for taking the helm while you were away.
Eyes are turned and glasses are raised in my direction. My hands start to tremble and I hope my face is doing a better job of hiding my feelings.
It was on the roster, I’m so sorry, we all thought you knew.
The producer standing next to me whispers the words but I’m unable to form a reply.
The Thin Controller apologizes too, afterward. He sits in his office, while I stand, and stares at his hands while he speaks, as though the words he is struggling to find might be written on his sweaty fingers. He thanks me, and tells me that I’ve done a great job filling in for the last …
Two years,
I say, when he doesn’t appear to know or understand how long it has been.
He shrugs as though it were nothing.
"It is her job, I’m afraid. She has a contract. We can’t sack people for having a baby, not even when they have two!"
He laughs.
I don’t.
When does she come back?
I ask.
A frown folds itself onto the vast space that is his forehead.
She comes back tomorrow. It’s all on the…
I watch as he tries and fails to find a substitute for the word roster,
like anything beginning with the letter R. "… it’s all on the woster, has been for some time. You’re back on the correspondent desk, but don’t worry, you can still fill in for her, and present the program during school holidays, Christmas and Easter, that sort of thing. We all think you did a tewwific job. Here’s your new contract."
I stare down at the crisp white sheets of A4 paper, covered in carefully constructed words from a faceless HR employee. My eyes only seem able to focus on one line:
News Correspondent: Anna Andrews.
As I step out of his office, I see her again: my replacement. Although I suppose the truth is that I was only ever hers. It’s a terrible thing to admit, even to myself, but as I look at Cat Jones with her perfect hair and perfect children, standing there chatting and laughing with my team, I wish she was dead.
Him
Detective Chief Inspector Jack Harper
Tuesday 05:15
The sound of my phone buzzing wakes me from the kind of dream I don’t wish to be woken from. One in which I am not a fortysomething-year-old man, living in a house with a mortgage I can’t afford, a toddler I can’t keep up with, and a woman who is not my wife but nags me anyway. A better man would have got his shit together by now, instead of sleepwalking through a loaned-out life.
I squint at my phone in the darkness and see that it is Tuesday. It is also stupidly early, so I’m relieved that the text doesn’t appear to have woken anyone else. Sleep deprivation tends to have terrible consequences in this house, though not for me—I’ve always been a bit of a night owl. I shouldn’t feel excitement about what I read on the screen, but I do. The truth is, since I left London, my job has been as dull as a nun’s underwear drawer.
I’m head of the Major Crime Team here, which sounds exciting, but I’m based in deepest, darkest Surrey now, which isn’t. Blackdown is a quintessential English village less than two hours from the capital, and petty crime and the occasional burglary tend to be as major
as it gets. The village is hidden from the outside world by a sentinel of trees. The ancient forest seems to have trapped Blackdown—and its inhabitants—in the past, as well as permanent shadow. But its chocolate-box beauty could never be denied. Blackdown is filled with an abundance of thatched cottages, white picket fences, an above-average number of elderly residents, and a below-average crime rate. It’s the kind of place people come to die, and somewhere I never thought I’d find myself living.
I stare at the message on my phone, practically drooling over the words as I drink them down:
Jane Doe discovered in Blackdown Woods overnight. MCT requested. Please call in.
Just the idea of a body being found here feels like it must be a mistake, but I already know it isn’t. Ten minutes later, I’m sufficiently dressed, caffeinated, and in the car.
My latest secondhand 4 × 4 looks like it could do with a wash, and I realize—a little too late—that I do too. I sniff my armpits and consider going back inside the house, but I don’t want to waste time or wake anyone. I hate the way they both look at me sometimes. They have the same eyes, filled with tears and disappointment a tad too often.
I’m a little overenthusiastic perhaps, to get to the crime scene before everyone else, but I can’t help it. Nothing this bad has happened here for years, and it makes me feel good—optimistic and energized. The thing about working for the police for as long as I have, is that you start to think like a criminal without being seen as one.
I turn on the engine, praying it will start, ignoring the glimpse of my own reflection in the rearview mirror. My hair—which is now more gray than black—is sticking out in all directions. There are dark circles beneath my eyes, and I look older than I remember being. I try to console my ego; it’s the middle of the bloody night, after all. Besides, I don’t care what I look like, and other people’s opinions matter even less to me than my own. At least that’s what I keep telling myself.
I drive with one hand on the steering wheel, while the other feels the stubble on my chin. Maybe I should have at least shaved. I glance down at my crumpled shirt. I’m sure we must own an ironing board, but I’ve no idea where it is or when I last used it. For the first time in a long time, I wonder what other people see when they see me. I used to be quite the catch. I used to be a lot of things.
It’s still dark when I pull into the National Trust parking lot and I can see that—despite the fact that I came straight here—everyone else appears to have beaten me to it. There are two police cars and two vans, as well as unmarked vehicles. Forensics are already on the scene, as is Detective Sergeant Priya Patel. Her career choice hasn’t managed to grind her down yet; she’s still shiny and new. Too young to let the job make her feel old, too inexperienced to know what it will do to her eventually. What it does to us all. Her daily enthusiasm is exhausting, as is her perpetually cheerful disposition. My head hurts just from looking at her, so I tend to avoid doing so as often as it is possible when you work with someone every day.
Priya’s ponytail swings from side to side as she hurries toward my car. Her tortoiseshell glasses slip down her nose, and her big brown eyes are a bit too full of excitement. She doesn’t look as if she’s been dragged from her bed in the middle of the night. Her slim-fit suit can’t possibly be keeping her petite body warm, and her freshly polished brogues slide a little on the mud. I find it strangely satisfying to see them get dirty.
I sometimes wonder whether my colleague sleeps fully dressed, just in case she needs to leave the house in a hurry. She put in a special request to transfer here to work under me a couple of months ago, though god knows why. If there was ever a time in my life when I was as eager as Priya Patel, I can’t remember it.
As soon as I step outside the car, it starts to rain. An instant heavy downpour, saturating my clothes in seconds, and assaulting me from above. I look up and study the sky, which thinks it is night even though it is now morning. The moon and stars would still be visible, had they not been covered with a blanket of dark clouds. Torrential rain is not ideal for preserving outdoor evidence.
Priya interrupts my thoughts and I slam the car door without meaning to. She rushes over, trying to hold her umbrella over my head, and I shoo her away.
DCI Harper, I—
I’ve told you before, please call me Jack. We’re not in the army,
I say.
Her face experiences a freeze frame. She looks like a chastised puppy, and I feel like the miserable old git I know I’ve become.
The Target Patrol Team called it in,
she says.
Is anyone from the TPT still here?
Yes.
Good, I want to see them before they leave.
Of course. The body is this way. Early indications show that—
I want to see it for myself,
I interrupt.
Yes, boss.
It’s as though my first name is simply a word she can’t pronounce.
We pass a steady stream of staff I vaguely recognize—people whose names I’ve forgotten, either because I didn’t learn them in the first place, or I haven’t seen them for so long. It doesn’t matter. My small but perfectly formed Major Crime Team is based near here, but covers the whole county. We work with different people every day. Besides, this job isn’t about making friends, it’s about not making enemies. Priya has a lot to learn about that. The hushed quiet we walk in might be uncomfortable for her, but not for me. Silence is my favorite symphony; I can’t think clearly when life gets too loud.
She shines a flashlight on the ground a little way ahead of our footsteps—irritatingly efficient as always—as we crunch over a dark carpet of fallen leaves and broken twigs. Autumn has been and gone, a guest appearance this year before shying away to make room for an overconfident winter. The top button is missing from my coat, so it no longer does up all the way. I overcompensate for the gap with a Harry Potter–style scarf displaying my initials—a gift from an ex. I’ve never quite managed to part with it, a bit like the woman who gave it to me. It probably makes me look like a fool, but I don’t care. There are some things we only hold on to because of who gave them to us: names, beliefs, scarves. Besides, I like the way it feels around my neck: a cozy personalized