Ladies of the Rachmaninoff Eyes
By Henry Van Dyke and Erik Wood
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In a small Michigan town, in the late 1950s, the widow Etta Klein—wealthy and Jewish—has for more than thirty years relied for aid, comfort, and companionship on her Black housekeeper Harriet Gibbs. Between “Aunt Harry” and Etta, a relationship has developed that is closer than a friendship, yet not quite a marriage. They are inseparable, at once absurdly unequal and defined by a comic codependence.
Forever mourning the early death of her favorite son, Sargent, Etta has all but adopted Aunt Harry’s nephew, the precocious, gay seventeen-year-old Oliver, who has been raised by both women. Oliver is facing down his departure to college—and fending off the advances of Etta’s cook, Nella Mae—when the household is disrupted by the arrival of a self-proclaimed “warlock,” one Maurice LeFleur, who has convinced Etta and Harry that he might be able to contact Sargent in the afterlife . . .
Ladies of the Rachmaninoff Eyes was the debut of the extraordinary Henry Van Dyke, whose witty and outrageous novels look back to the sparkling, elaborate comedies of Ronald Firbank and forward to postmodern burlesques like Fran Ross’s Oreo. There is nothing else quite like them in American fiction.
Henry Van Dyke
Henry Van Dyke (1928–2011) was born in Allegan, Michigan, and grew up in Montgomery, Alabama, where his parents were professors at Alabama State College. He served in the Army in occupied Germany, playing flute in the 427th Marching Band. There he abandoned his early ambition to become a concert pianist and began to write. In 1958, after attending the University of Michigan on the G.I. Bill and living in Ann Arbor, he moved to New York, where he spent the rest of his life. Henry taught creative writing part-time at Kent State University from 1969 until his retirement in 1993, and was the author of four novels, including Blood of Strawberries, a sequel to Ladies of the Rachmaninoff Eyes.
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Ladies of the Rachmaninoff Eyes - Henry Van Dyke
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Aunt Harry died near the salt lick, on a Saturday daybreak in August, shortly after she and Mrs. Klein beat Maurice LeFleur almost to death with a stick in a patch of joe-pye weeds. Although it was too late, Mrs. Klein screamed: Run, Oliver, her medicine! Run!
For the second time that morning I ran past the hothouse, past the shed, through Mrs. Klein’s kitchen and dark hallways, in slippers and pajamas. When I got back to the lawn, she said, "Oh, Oliver, look what Harriet’s done. Look what she’s done."
She had died. Mrs. Klein, in a housecoat, looked down at Aunt Harry’s body with accusation, and a glossy cameo that dangled from her neck bumped Aunt Harry’s black face. She was dead. There by the salt lick.
Harriet? Harriet?
Her hand poked Aunt Harry, demanding she stop displaying some wicked joke, some spectacular disobedience. Oh, Oliver, is she dead? Is she dead?
The sun pushed up from the east scrubs; it was no longer daybreak. It was day, and Aunt Harry lay dead on the ground.
Don’t cry, Oliver, dearest, don’t.
She began pulling me to her, stepping on my slippers, pressing her wrinkled face into my neck. Please, don’t.
A fragrance of walnuts came from her harsh white hair and cocks were crowing and sunlight was in my eyes.
I had no intention of crying. I would have liked to; it was appropriate. It was, of course, Mrs. Klein who was crying: Aunt Harry had been with Mrs. Klein forever—for thirty years—and it seemed, from the way she was consoling me, that the boundaries of my aunt’s servitude had faded into a violent kinship. Nevertheless, Mrs. Klein said, as she looked over my shoulder to Aunt Harry’s body, She did it to spite me, Oliver, I know she did. Harriet? Harriet?
Maybe. Certainly if it hadn’t been for Maurice LeFleur she would be living. She’d be snapping at Bertram for not cleaning away cow dung; yelling at Della for not dusting in the crevices of the piano legs; she’d be watering down Mrs. Klein’s breakfast rum; and she would be sniffing at my French grammar book, complaining about my bonelessness,
and complaining that Mrs. Klein was ruining me by sending me to Cornell instead of a sensible school right there in Michigan, and that, as sure as anything, Mrs. Klein was trying to make a white boy out of me.
Still, it was too soon to cry: the sound of bickering, the sound of grumbling, was yet in my ears, and at the moment this sound was more real than the fact of her death at our feet; this was something—even for a minute—to hang on to. Had Mrs. Klein forgotten so soon the bickering and bantering, the fights? The sandwiches to be put in a picnic basket, and the sandwiches not to be put in a picnic basket? The flavor of ice cream to be used on Sunday? And the rum? There always was a fight over the rum, particularly the hot rum drinks Aunt Harry made on rainy days. Mrs. Klein swore Aunt Harry’s creation was a watered-down cough syrup and juice of lemon.
Heavens, Harriet,
she often said when she was given the drink, I need to send you to bartender’s school. Did you put any rum in it?
We watched Mrs. Klein bend her heavy nose to the brew the second time; only the rain on the bay windows made a sound. Aunt Harry’s face was alert, waiting, under piles of white fiberglass hair. Well?
Slop, Harriet. Absolute slop. Why, I can’t taste a thing but syrup.
Aunt Harry turned away. That’s because you’re an alcoholic, that’s why. Rum for breakfast. Rum puddings. Rum salads. How do you expect to taste anything when rum’s the natural state of your taste anyway?
Mrs. Klein looked at me and tightened her lids in a half wink so all the wrinkles would stand out. She must have guessed how much all those labyrinthian paths leading to her blue eyes fascinated me. "Your aunt’s exaggerating again, dear. She does so like to exaggerate. Don’t you like to exaggerate, Harriet? Harriet? Oh, Harriet, don’t be tedious—you started it."
Aunt Harry placed Dresden china on the table in front of us. I just said you’re an alcoholic. I stated a fact. That’s all I ever do—state facts.
A rose tinge came to Mrs. Klein’s chalk in her cheeks. But, really, now, I don’t drink that much. You think I drink that much, Oliver?
I—
If you was to die tomorrow, Etta Klein, they’d be afraid to cremate you with all that alcohol you’ve got in you. You’d start a conflagrating fire.
Foot,
Mrs. Klein said, tapping the black satin around her brooch. Isn’t she a comedian, Oliver, conflagrating, ha! I don’t think she’s funny at all.
Her laugh, with mahogany teeth, was the sound of soft rifle shots, but quickly she stopped it and turned towards Aunt Harry and the silverware. Anyway, I may not get cremated, I may have Jerome bury me.
You’ll get cremated.
Not if I don’t want to.
All Jews get cremated, don’t they?
Mrs. Klein drew out a grand handkerchief of Brussels lace. Dearest Harriet, you’re so ignorant about Judaism. That’s one area I think you ought to just stay clear out of.
Well, I’m only going by what I’ve heard and what I’ve seen. You cremated Sargeant didn’t you? You had your own son cremated. Now just try to tell me that that’s exaggerating.
Quietly Mrs. Klein looked dead into Aunt Harry’s dark face, dabbing all the while her Brussels lace to her goitered neck. "Sargeant, Mrs. Gibbs, asked to be cremated. He chose to be cremated. Sargeant… Sargeant…"
I never knew what to do about ladies crying, and at Green Acorns both of them cried usually at the same time or in close sequence. Once, earlier in June, when then they thought Della was made pregnant by a farm equipment salesman from Chicago (she wasn’t; Della lied to soften them up for a raise in salary), they both began to cry—Mrs. Klein in barking, suffering noises, and Aunt Harry in a whinny. I had said, Stop, Mrs. Klein, it’s all right,
and then I ran over to console Aunt Harry with Now, now, Auntie, it’s all right,
and then back again to Mrs. Klein. It was a relay race of sorts.
But worse was the aftermath: Mrs. Klein, who apparently needed to pay penitence for an excess of sentiment, chose me to help her expiate her venial weakness: we would dig weeds in the hot sun, or wash PG, the cat, or sometimes it took a cerebral form and I would read to her Wordsworth poems. With Aunt Harry the aftermath of a crying spell was less physical but no less painful. Admonitions and sneers came from her pony face, a face chockfull of wrath. I’m ashamed of you. Sucking up to that white woman just as if she was your dear, dead Mama. Nibbling at her petticoats, Oliver Eugene, that’s what I call it.
And if I tried to point out that I was consoling (during that relay race) both of them, she’d say: "Yeah? but you was with her the most. You’d think blood relations didn’t mean anything whatsoever the way you act. You ought to pay more attention to family ties, Oliver Eugene. There’s nobody left of all of us but you and me. You and me, Oliver. We’re the last of the whole family tree, and what do you do? You suck up to old Mrs. Klein like she was your relative instead of me. Just because she’s sending you to that fancy college to study and you can say a few fancy French words, you think I don’t count for anything, don’t you? I learned some time ago that I could place my hands on her fiberglass hair and bury my face in her starchy collar—she was as tall as God; I’m six one—and murmur (which I admit is a dirty trick):
Don’t fuss at me, Auntie, please don’t fuss at me. Of course, Aunt Harry wanted, right then and there, to burn her tongue out.
Poor lonely boy. In a big old house with two old ladies. Harriet Gibbs, you must pray to God," etc.
Oh, I knew their tears would stop; they’d begin with a noisy jolt, just like the shower in the west room and like the shower, their tears would stop without warning. But meanwhile I had to placate such opposite souls with the same words, the same frightened nonsense. And they did frighten me—those ladies with tears coming out of their ancient eyes, wetting the millions of wrinkles around their eyes, as though to irrigate the cracked parchment around their eyes, those eyes so like old pictures of Rachmaninoff’s eyes. Moreover, their indelicacy frightened me. What was I to do? Walk out of the room? Run to the black grove of trees where the acorns fell? And now this crying, an indecent duet, was instigated by Aunt Harry’s quip about Sargeant, Mrs. Klein’s bachelor son, who slashed his wrists in New York City, in a Sutton Place bathtub, five New Year’s Eves ago. (Why? Aunt Harry claims she knows why, but she doesn’t.)
I particularly didn’t like them to cry about Sargeant, for it placed me in an awkward position. It wasn’t that I was taking Sargeant’s place exactly—I was more or less the project
used to fill in Mrs. Klein’s time, though on this matter Aunt Harry had two opinions: she would say to the townspeople of Allegan, With all of Mrs. Klein’s millions from the stoves they make in Kalamazoo she can well afford to educate a poor unfortunate.
(In public I was a poor unfortunate, who was going to attend school out East; back at the edge of town, at Green Acorns, I was a boneless
specimen who should have been going to a decent school right there in Michigan.)
Jerome, Mrs. Klein’s other son, thought it noble of his mother to educate me, buy me Chesterfield coats, English tweeds, first editions of dull classics. He never questioned what she did with her money; he had his own: he now controlled Klein Stove Manufacturers, and his twin boys were well taken care of at Harvard. To him I was his mother’s toy. He meant, but never said, her toy to keep her mind off Sargeant.
It would be generous to think that Mrs. Klein took to rum right after Sargeant’s suicide, but—according to Aunt Harry—Mrs. Klein leaned towards rum ever since Aunt Harry took up service with the Kleins some thirty-odd years ago. You were drinking rum when Al Smith was running for President, Etta Klein,
Aunt Harry said one Sunday over a quince on muffin.
Mrs. Klein was smoking an English Oval and reading her horoscope magazine. At least one thing,
she said, not looking up, I was true to my Ezra when he was alive, Mrs. Gibbs. That’s more than you can say for yourself, I’ll wager. Oh, you think I didn’t hear the gossip those days when we lived in Kalamazoo. Ha! Remember that little cook we had with the stutter? What was her name? Judith? Judith, yes. Judith said once that you were walking down Burdick once—
"It’s a lie, you know it’s a lie, I never even looked at another man ’til the day Gideon Gibbs killed hisself by working his fool head off. For what? For the Klein family who didn’t ’preciate him no how. Doubling as chauffeur, yardman, every thingamajig. Lord, it might’ve been the Depression days, but you wasn’t all that depressed. Slave labor. I thought many times of putting the NAACP on the whole lot of you."
Mrs. Klein frowned at her cigarette; it wasn’t drawing; it was unlit. Oh, hush, Harriet, you don’t even know what the NAACP is.
(I was occupied with smoked oysters and quince with a glutton’s concentration, but I was a bit uncomfortable; I never knew how much of the fight between the two ladies was real, how much was diabolical jest, how much was hate, how much was love. These games were always played in the same deadpan