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Jeff Johnson

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Jeff Johnson is the author of Tattoo Machine, Tall Tales, Trues Stories And My Life In Ink, as well as several novels. Visit Jeff's website at greatpinkskeleton.com for news on the upcoming noir Dirty Flamingo and the new novella I Shop At Laney's, out now. ...more

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Jeff Johnson He found a chicken in the graveyard that winter, a hen with webbed toes and a short black beak, and her one eye was as red as the sunset over a house …moreHe found a chicken in the graveyard that winter, a hen with webbed toes and a short black beak, and her one eye was as red as the sunset over a house fire. When she finally laid an egg, it was perfectly round and oddly scaly, but he cracked it over the old cast iron skillet because he was hungry and curious and wired wrong in that way, and that's how he died- a one man audience to a show that never should have been dropped on a hot stage, or any stage at all.(less)
Jeff Johnson Never follow my advice is the first thing I say to this, but... Switch gears. Work on something else for a few days. For me, the way out of anything a…moreNever follow my advice is the first thing I say to this, but... Switch gears. Work on something else for a few days. For me, the way out of anything always hits me in the first fifteen minutes of the day.(less)
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Bessara, a breakfast fava bean soup

I had no idea why I was in Morocco.

            The woman I was dating was maybe ten years older than I was at the time. She was also a belly dancer. This already strains credibility, but it’s sadly true, as anyone who knows me can attest. I was 19 or 20, a stoned punk kid surfing the nerve-wracking beginnings of a tattoo career- exactly the kind of enterprising young shithead who goes to Moro

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I Shop at Laney's by Jeff Johnson
"Jeff Johnson is the best master of noir that you've likely never heard of.

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"Never having read a title by Jeff Johnson, I didn’t know what to expect. This book was all heart mixed with a doozy of a plot, I was highly entertained and can’t wait to explore Jeff’s future stories. So much fun!"
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“Tramp stamp. A tattoo in the center of a woman's lower back. Also referred to as a "California bumper sticker." The germans refer to this as "arschgeweih," which translates as "ass antler." Bravo!”
Jeff Johnson, Tattoo Machine: Tall Tales, True Stories, and My Life in Ink

“Crazy people can add character to a place. If the ambience in your bar is off, or your lobby has gone inexplicably stale, consider picking up a lunatic. They're not hard to come by, and the often work for free. A lot of tattoo shops have one. Larger places might find it handy to keep two or three around.”
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“Some flavor of all of this would have remained undiscovered to me. If you try to observe the world for long enough through the perfect lens, then one day it will surely settle permanently into place, and then every object is a still life. You live in the moments between blinks.”
Jeff Johnson, Tattoo Machine: Tall Tales, True Stories, and My Life in Ink

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“Tramp stamp. A tattoo in the center of a woman's lower back. Also referred to as a "California bumper sticker." The germans refer to this as "arschgeweih," which translates as "ass antler." Bravo!”
Jeff Johnson, Tattoo Machine: Tall Tales, True Stories, and My Life in Ink

“Crazy people can add character to a place. If the ambience in your bar is off, or your lobby has gone inexplicably stale, consider picking up a lunatic. They're not hard to come by, and the often work for free. A lot of tattoo shops have one. Larger places might find it handy to keep two or three around.”
Jeff Johnson

“The fruit of great love is a smiling baby, delighted to be born wise. The product of loneliness and desperation and midnight lust is me and you, dear reader’. -Steppy Sharang, the romance writer from the novel Grand Estuary Grand”
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