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Kissing the Coronavirus #2
The Second Wave
It's been 8 months since a shocking lab incident claimed the lives of the world's top scientists tasked with finding the cure to Covid-19.
Now, with the vaccine programme underway, Dr Kelly Cauldron is working round the clock to ensure the population are immunised against the deadly disease. The only problem is, it's getting in the way of her sex life.
When a hunky patient enters her office to be vaccinated, Dr Kelly is horrified to discover he has already received a DOUBLE DOSE. But her horror turns to sexiness, when the man transforms into everything she could ever want - that is, until a familiar face returns to throw the entire vaccination program into turmoil...
Killing the Coronavirus 2: The Second Wave is a sexy tale about lust, love and libido, from the acclaimed author of Kissing the Coronavirus.
Follow author M.J. Edwards on Twitter @mjedwardsauthor
Now, with the vaccine programme underway, Dr Kelly Cauldron is working round the clock to ensure the population are immunised against the deadly disease. The only problem is, it's getting in the way of her sex life.
When a hunky patient enters her office to be vaccinated, Dr Kelly is horrified to discover he has already received a DOUBLE DOSE. But her horror turns to sexiness, when the man transforms into everything she could ever want - that is, until a familiar face returns to throw the entire vaccination program into turmoil...
Killing the Coronavirus 2: The Second Wave is a sexy tale about lust, love and libido, from the acclaimed author of Kissing the Coronavirus.
Follow author M.J. Edwards on Twitter @mjedwardsauthor
39 pages, Paperback
First published December 10, 2020
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February 21, 2021
EDIT: From now on whenever I'm having a bad day, I'm just going back to this review and read all these wholesome quotes about Cure/Virus sex. Laughter guaranteed. 😂
Welcome back to episode two of Kissing the Coronavirus or how I'd like to call it: I'm dumb enough to read this shit, so you don't have to. Save your brain cells, humanity needs them.
Self-love is stop reading a book after the first sentence when the book starts like this ↴
After reading and loving Kissing the Coronavirus, all I wished for was for a sequel to come out and guess what Christmas came early. If you think it can't get anydumber better than Kissing the Coronavirus? Ask yourself again. My expectations for KtC 2: The Second Wave were high and M.J. Edwards managed to stomp them all to dust.
M.J. Edwards writing ✨ immaculate ✨. It only gets better with age like cooked meat you forget in the fridge and mold is starting to set. It's just a beautiful sight.
→ 𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗧 ←
After Dr Alexa Ashingtonford and Dr Gurtlychund found the cure and sacrificed themselves to save the world from this horrifying disease in the previous book. It's time for Dr Kelly Cauldron and her team of highly qualified doctors to ensure that the rest of the population is vaccinated.
But before we get to that, I'd like to hold a moment of silence for our bravest soldiers Dr Ashington and Dr Gurtlychund dying for a greater cause, to defend this nation with their last breath and to ensure a future for our children. They've made history. They might not be here with us physically, but they will always be with us spiritually.
alright, thank you for all your prayers, but that are enough good deeds for a day.
Let me tell you something about our dear protagonist Dr Kelly Cauldron. She had been one of Great Britain’s top orthodontists, fixing people’s crooked teeth by day and a hoe by night, but then the gov came to her and asked her to join the vaccination team. What is she supposed to do? Decline and go to prison. Ain't nobody got time for that.
This beautiful story starts with Dr Cauldron in her office bathroom masturbating with a hotdog if you haven't figured it out from that first sentence. She is such a busy women now, that she has literally no sex life.
Did I already say that our girl was a talented hoe? Cause remember the time SHE DID THIS
What is better than ONE hotdog in your vagina? Exactly, TWO!
But with great responsibility, comes also hate.
I hope, when we all look back at the year 2020, we will remember the peak literature this author has given us... like this one.
Dr Cauldron, hard at work, vaccinating one after another and then the door opens again for another patients and enter A MAN. A sexy man.
But he is not any man, he is a very fine man with 1/2 braincells.
This man oozes intelligence out of every pore and we're thanking him for it.
Dr Cauldron gives him the vaccine, but TWIST something is not right and our guy, Bill Johnson, tells her that he's actually took TWO DOSES OF VACCINE and he's changing.
Blue is not all that he is.. it gets even better. 🤩
Maybe y'all remember the iconic CALL ME COVID line? Well it doesn't get more iconic... it's close, but M.J. Edwards is trying very hard.
Viruserotica wouldn't be the same without the smut
When Mr sexy Cure and Dr Cauldron are in the middle of getting it on. The door burst open and no one other than HIM gets in.
Someone take mercy on me. ICANTBREATHALRIGHT 😭😭😭😭
Then the best threesome between Dr Cauldron, Cure and Covid happens and all I can say is. I'M NOT READY. YOU'RE NOT REAY. WE'RE NOT READY!!!
THE AUTHOR SECTION IS SENDING ME ONCE AGAIN DKSFLDJSFLA LFJLADLFJEWIP 😂😂
I'm really really sorry for the husband's infidelity. He deserves everything bad that is coming his way, sending bad energy his way. 😌
but the other thing of her son partly supporting her? That's a huge win in my eyes 😂😂
Okay, peace out. ✌️
Welcome back to episode two of Kissing the Coronavirus or how I'd like to call it: I'm dumb enough to read this shit, so you don't have to. Save your brain cells, humanity needs them.
Can the cure be sexier than the disease?
Self-love is stop reading a book after the first sentence when the book starts like this ↴
Dr Kelly Cauldron sniffed the hotdog into her vagina, filling herself up with the fat sausage which she’d kept warm all morning in her thermos flask.but I hate myself too much, so self-love? Throw it out of the window. We don't know her. Most of all, I'd like to apogize to my parents, cause they raised me better than this. Please don't disown me. 😭
After reading and loving Kissing the Coronavirus, all I wished for was for a sequel to come out and guess what Christmas came early. If you think it can't get any
M.J. Edwards writing ✨ immaculate ✨. It only gets better with age like cooked meat you forget in the fridge and mold is starting to set. It's just a beautiful sight.
As the chilly vaccine penetrated the patient's veins they’d giggle, or shudder. Dr Kelly liked to think they were shuddering because they were realising the sheer magnitude of what had just entered their body.
A power so strong it could kill a killer.
The vaccine.
→ 𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗧 ←
After Dr Alexa Ashingtonford and Dr Gurtlychund found the cure and sacrificed themselves to save the world from this horrifying disease in the previous book. It's time for Dr Kelly Cauldron and her team of highly qualified doctors to ensure that the rest of the population is vaccinated.
But before we get to that, I'd like to hold a moment of silence for our bravest soldiers Dr Ashington and Dr Gurtlychund dying for a greater cause, to defend this nation with their last breath and to ensure a future for our children. They've made history. They might not be here with us physically, but they will always be with us spiritually.
alright, thank you for all your prayers, but that are enough good deeds for a day.
Let me tell you something about our dear protagonist Dr Kelly Cauldron. She had been one of Great Britain’s top orthodontists, fixing people’s crooked teeth by day and a hoe by night, but then the gov came to her and asked her to join the vaccination team. What is she supposed to do? Decline and go to prison. Ain't nobody got time for that.
This beautiful story starts with Dr Cauldron in her office bathroom masturbating with a hotdog if you haven't figured it out from that first sentence. She is such a busy women now, that she has literally no sex life.
As Dr Kelly sat on the toilet, her open flask of hot water steamed violently at her feet, and she pushed the hotdog deep inside her pussy. She bit her lip as she caught sight of the pink baton peeking out of her minge flaps, imagining it was a hot cock.MINGE FLAPS M.J. Edwards the queen of synonyms *chef's kiss*
In and out the hotdog went, her creamy pussy juices coating the hotdog like mayonnaise.Someone call 911 ASAP!!! Check on her vagina.. I'm concerned for her vagina's health. Imagine all the bacteria after putting a hotdog inside. 😩🤚
Did I already say that our girl was a talented hoe? Cause remember the time SHE DID THIS
The time she took three cocks in her mouth at once and accidentally dislocated her jaw.i- THREE DICKS IN HER MOUTHS? hoow is that possible? Queen, please teach me your ways. That's some mad skillzzzz you have right there. 🥵
What is better than ONE hotdog in your vagina? Exactly, TWO!
‘Dr Kelly, are you in here?’ coughed an angry voice.
‘Oh, umm, yes,’ said Dr Kelly. In her shock, she accidentally pushed the second sausage so far into her vagina that it lodged against her womb. The first sausage slid out and rolled along the tiled floor, beneath the stall door.
But with great responsibility, comes also hate.
Stood in the doorway leading back out into the community centre was Dr Bilkin Cherubs, the boss of the vaccination team. She had big tits, but not as big as Dr Kelly’s, and she always seemed really angry about that.
I hope, when we all look back at the year 2020, we will remember the peak literature this author has given us... like this one.
It felt good, being a part of history.Girl is STARVED someone help her!!
In the future, when people looked back at the year 2020 and all the trials and tribulations that came along with it, she hoped she might see her name written in those books. Something like: Dr Kelly Cauldron worked 22-hour days and went without sex for 6 months to help save the world. Then, when all this was over, she’d suck so many cocks through her car window she wouldn’t need to eat a proper meal for a week.
Dr Cauldron, hard at work, vaccinating one after another and then the door opens again for another patients and enter A MAN. A sexy man.
But he is not any man, he is a very fine man with 1/2 braincells.
‘What have you been doing to make you so tired?’ ‘Well, I’m a business traveller. I travel all over the place for business.’
This man oozes intelligence out of every pore and we're thanking him for it.
Dr Cauldron gives him the vaccine, but TWIST something is not right and our guy, Bill Johnson, tells her that he's actually took TWO DOSES OF VACCINE and he's changing.
Because, no longer was Bill Johnso lying on the double bed. In his place was a man almost 175% his size. His clothes had torn away, and were now a pile of shredded rags on the floor. His muscles were even more muscular, bulging and rippling and massive.
But that wasn’t the strangest thing.
No.
The strangest thing was… he was blue.
And not just a little blue, either. But icy blue.
Blue is not all that he is.. it gets even better. 🤩
But, holy shit, thought Dr Kelly, her eyes moving down to his cock. Well, technically it was a cock, but it looked more like a birthday party clown’s balloon prior to it being turned into a balloon animal.
Maybe y'all remember the iconic CALL ME COVID line? Well it doesn't get more iconic... it's close, but M.J. Edwards is trying very hard.
‘Bill Johnso is gone. I am him, now.’
‘Who are you?’
‘My name is Cure.’ Dr Kelly’s hand shot to her mouth, then slid slowly down to her big left boob.
‘And you are—’
‘Yes,’ he said, anticipating her question.
‘I am the Cure.’
Viruserotica wouldn't be the same without the smut
And then, in what was the most erotically charged moment of Dr Kelly’s life, Cure lapped the still-warm hotdog right out of her vagina.THE MM SOUND IS SENDING ME. 😂😂😂
‘Mm,’ he grunted.
When Mr sexy Cure and Dr Cauldron are in the middle of getting it on. The door burst open and no one other than HIM gets in.
Standing in the doorway, his cock inflating like he had just seen his prey, was Covid. OMG this is the cameo, I didn't need I needed in 2020. Be still my beating heart. 😭🔥A duel between two giants, two myths, two legends? M.J. Edwards really out here saving this year! ✊
The Covid.
The two giant, perfect specimens of men, glared at one another.
One green, one blue.
One good, one evil.
Both incredibly sexy.
‘She is mine,’ said Cure.
‘No,’ said Covid, his voice deep and gravelly. ‘I will fuck her.’
‘You will have to go through me first,’ said Cure.
But what happened next shocked Dr Kelly to her very core. The two men didn’t start pummelling one another into oblivion. They didn’t scratch or tear or punch. Instead, they kissed.
They both growled in ecstasy, gulping down each other's tongues like they were ravenous wolves.
Animalistic.
Passionate.
Nice.
Cure’s hand crept down Covid’s rippling chest, caressing the enormous muscles, until he stopped on his big fat willy. He stroked it like it was a guinea pig, squeaking in pleasure as it erected.
Someone take mercy on me. ICANTBREATHALRIGHT 😭😭😭😭
Then the best threesome between Dr Cauldron, Cure and Covid happens and all I can say is. I'M NOT READY. YOU'RE NOT REAY. WE'RE NOT READY!!!
Cure leapt onto the bed and plopped his cock into her gob, thrusting in and out so the tip of his cock practically nuzzled against her breakfast. Meanwhile, Covid had sex with her in the vagina.
Covid bust thick, creamy man-syrup inside Dr Kelly’s private palace, his dick barely able to stay straight under the immense pressure. the writing is so beautil, I'm crying so many tears. Those feelings? The tension? The chemistry?
Then, like he had been holding it in until that exact moment, Cure coated the inside of Dr Kelly’s throat with enough cum to wallpaper the entire community centre.
She looked at the two men on the bed before her.THE END. What a beautiful ending, to an even more beautiful story <3
She turned.
She smiled.
She felt good.
THE AUTHOR SECTION IS SENDING ME ONCE AGAIN DKSFLDJSFLA LFJLADLFJEWIP 😂😂
Due to her husband’s infidelity, M.J. Edwards currently finds herself single and living with her grown son, Richard, who is only partly supportive of her latest career choice.
I'm really really sorry for the husband's infidelity. He deserves everything bad that is coming his way, sending bad energy his way. 😌
but the other thing of her son partly supporting her? That's a huge win in my eyes 😂😂
Okay, peace out. ✌️
December 10, 2020
Is this what the world is like now? Is this the new normal?
M.J. Edward's third book is finally here, the sequel to Kissing the Coronavirus. And it's exactly what you'd expect.
There's a lot to unpack here, so before we get started sharing some choice quotes from this book, let me give you a basic plot run down.
Kissing the Coronavirus 2: The Second Wave (a great title, might I add) follows Dr. Kelly Cauldron, an orthodontist who is now forced to administer vaccines. She works long hours, with unrealistic expectations, and her sex life is taking a hit because of it. That is, until something goes wrong when she gives the vaccine to a patient who already had received it.
If you've read Kissing the Coronavirus, you might be able to guess what happens after that. Only this time, the smut is with both the virus and the cure.
Now that you have an idea of what's happening in this book, let's talk about some of the lines I will need to go to therapy for:
This is the first sentence. The first sentence.
I'm here for romanticizing the vaccine
It's not an M. J. Edwards book without scarring food metaphors, except this time the hotdog is literal and I want to cry
Honestly, I genuinely enjoy the references to the first book. We love a good call back
I'm sorry full of what??
I have so many questions about this world (but also, so glad that M. J. Edwards is once again supporting women in STEM. A queen supporting queens)
I love a protagonist who knows what she wants
"PASSION GROOVE"??? ...I can never eat a hotdog again
Dr. Kelly really is a hard worker, you have to give her that
Mom, pick me up, I'm scared
Is anything safe?
I don't know, based on these metaphors they seem a little too closely-linked
I want to know more about this woman and whats going on in her life
I hope you didn't forget about that hotdog because it's not going away. No matter how much I really wished it did
Calm down Dr. Kelly, don't get too excited
we love a good tappy-tap
at this point I don't even know how to process some of the things said in this book
Bill Johnso, business traveler extraordinaire
Thank you, Bill, for clarifying
This is the best line in this book and I will not accept criticism
If I ever see a hotdog again I might cry
This description is iconic. A fantastic entrance for Covid, the virus itself.
There are probably some great jokes I can make here but honestly, at this point my brain has shut down to protect myself
Oh god why
nope. no thank you
is this the new "their tongues battled for dominance"?
I- I give up
I don't even know where to begin with this sentence
Even the about the author is interesting:
I'm so glad Richard is partly supportive. I would love to hear all of his thoughts on these books
And those are all the quotes I'll be sharing today. There's even more in the book, but I have to leave some of it for those of you who will be brave enough to read all 18 pages.
In the end, this book was exactly what I expected. It's absolutely atrocious but in the best possible way.
And once again, please wear a mask and social distance!
M.J. Edward's third book is finally here, the sequel to Kissing the Coronavirus. And it's exactly what you'd expect.
There's a lot to unpack here, so before we get started sharing some choice quotes from this book, let me give you a basic plot run down.
Kissing the Coronavirus 2: The Second Wave (a great title, might I add) follows Dr. Kelly Cauldron, an orthodontist who is now forced to administer vaccines. She works long hours, with unrealistic expectations, and her sex life is taking a hit because of it. That is, until something goes wrong when she gives the vaccine to a patient who already had received it.
If you've read Kissing the Coronavirus, you might be able to guess what happens after that. Only this time, the smut is with both the virus and the cure.
Now that you have an idea of what's happening in this book, let's talk about some of the lines I will need to go to therapy for:
Dr Kelly Cauldron sniffed the hotdog into her vagina, filling herself up with the fat sausage which she’d kept warm all morning in her thermos flask.
This is the first sentence. The first sentence.
A power so strong it could kill a killer. The vaccine.
I'm here for romanticizing the vaccine
In and out the hotdog went, her creamy pussy juices coating the hotdog like mayonnaise.
It's not an M. J. Edwards book without scarring food metaphors, except this time the hotdog is literal and I want to cry
But it came at a price. The virus consumed him. Destroyed him. He was never seen again. And neither was Dr Ashingtonford.
Honestly, I genuinely enjoy the references to the first book. We love a good call back
As they pumped her gob full of pre-children, with their moans and groans,
I'm sorry full of what??
She was an orthodontist, for goodness sake, not a vaccine-giver! Yet when the government visited her orthodontist office and made her join the vaccination team, they told her she would go to prison if she refused - so what choice did she have?
I have so many questions about this world (but also, so glad that M. J. Edwards is once again supporting women in STEM. A queen supporting queens)
And with her unachievable targets came an unfulfilled sexual desire to have a stranger’s willy in her mouth via her car window.
I love a protagonist who knows what she wants
As she wiggled the hotdog within her passion groove,
"PASSION GROOVE"??? ...I can never eat a hotdog again
The time she took three cocks in her mouth at once and accidentally dislocated her jaw.
Dr. Kelly really is a hard worker, you have to give her that
Sometimes, if she was lucky, whilst she chewed away at a foreskin like it was an undercooked piece of chicken skin,
Mom, pick me up, I'm scared
and slid two fingers into her uncooked mussel.
Is anything safe?
but her lust for an orgasm was far more important than her lust for food.
I don't know, based on these metaphors they seem a little too closely-linked
There was an angry woman yelling something about volcanoes.
I want to know more about this woman and whats going on in her life
And just to add to the stress, Dr Kelly had a hotdog lodged in her vagina.
I hope you didn't forget about that hotdog because it's not going away. No matter how much I really wished it did
The key to ending the pandemic and returning life to normal.
Yay.
Calm down Dr. Kelly, don't get too excited
Dr Kelly did a tappy-tap on the keyboard of her computer
we love a good tappy-tap
had made her so wet that if she got up from her seat she’d leave a slimy trail behind her, like a slug.
at this point I don't even know how to process some of the things said in this book
‘Well, I’m a business traveller. I travel all over the place for business.’
Bill Johnso, business traveler extraordinaire
I was in NYC last week—that’s what we refer to New York as where I’m from
Thank you, Bill, for clarifying
She took his massive dick again as it whipped around like one of those inflatable men you see outside car showrooms.
This is the best line in this book and I will not accept criticism
And then, in what was the most erotically charged moment of Dr Kelly’s life, Cure lapped the still-warm hotdog right out of her vagina.
‘Mm,’ he grunted.
If I ever see a hotdog again I might cry
Suddenly the door burst open, and a bulky, chonky, thicc boi with a chiseled jaw, incredible bulges and a dick that measured up to Cure’s strode into the room.
This description is iconic. A fantastic entrance for Covid, the virus itself.
One green, one blue.
One good, one evil.
Both incredibly sexy.
‘She is mine,’ said Cure.
‘No,’ said Covid, his voice deep and gravelly. ‘I will fuck her.’
‘You will have to go through me first,’ said Cure.
There are probably some great jokes I can make here but honestly, at this point my brain has shut down to protect myself
He stroked it like it was a guinea pig, squeaking in pleasure as it erected.
Oh god why
plopped his cock into her gob, thrusting in and out so the tip of his cock practically nuzzled against her breakfast
nope. no thank you
Cure bent down and began lapping at Covid's tongue, the two moist muscles combating one another like expert swordsmen
is this the new "their tongues battled for dominance"?
Cure began suckling at one of Covid's protein spikes
I- I give up
Covid bust thick, creamy man-syrup inside Dr. Kelly's private palace
I don't even know where to begin with this sentence
Even the about the author is interesting:
Due to her husband’s infidelity, M.J. Edwards currently finds herself single and living with her grown son, Richard, who is only partly supportive of her latest career choice.
I'm so glad Richard is partly supportive. I would love to hear all of his thoughts on these books
And those are all the quotes I'll be sharing today. There's even more in the book, but I have to leave some of it for those of you who will be brave enough to read all 18 pages.
In the end, this book was exactly what I expected. It's absolutely atrocious but in the best possible way.
And once again, please wear a mask and social distance!
January 21, 2021
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This is what happens when I have been drinking and remember I have a Kindle Unlimited subscription. I started blithely walking down the KU garden path until I end up in the dark and shadowy "weird porn topiaries" section, where the only thing that comes faster than the flashing lightning are the heroines of these erotic shorts.
You know you're in for some high brow (c)literature when you open the book and find yourself reading about how the heroine likes to warm hotdogs in her vagina.
Which then, of course, results in the phrase "eating her out" being taken to wildly horrific and literal levels.
I don't even know what I'm reading. I guess if you want another Covid erotica where a woman has a threesome with the disease and the cure and the two anthropomorphized dudes almost cross swords, this is your book. Otherwise, what are you doing? Probably what I am... drinking and shopping on Amazon, which isn't advisable even under the best circumstances.
1 stars
December 9, 2020
2020 is no longer the year we strayed from god's light: it's the year we snuffed out god's light.
may i ask, again, what the hell???
at least all the color-keying was done right
thank you, my darling friend for bringing this to my attention. do i even want to know where you found it?
may i ask, again, what the hell???
thank you, my darling friend for bringing this to my attention. do i even want to know where you found it?
January 12, 2021
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I am amazed by the way the authors brain works. When you release a book like Kissing The Corona Virus and it gets much success, it becomes challenging to release the next book in the series (I mean we were all surprised by this expansion). Book 1 currently has 1400+ ratings and an average rating of 2.46 stars, of those there are 374 five stars (and more than 700 1 stars but we’re not gonna be negative -unless it comes to the corona tests-). Rothfuss and Martin have been making us wait for years but Edwards released the second book only 7 months apart from book 1!
Since I started my review book 1 discussing the cover, I am gonna do the same here. I just wanna know who the cover artist is because I am gonna commission them to do my book cover one day (Notice how Covid’s hands are both green which means the artists is always striving to self improve).
The book title is The Second Wave and I think the title is so smart just because it happens to be the second in the series (In your face Ready Player Two). The Story follows Dr.Kelly Cauldron, a top Orthodontist who has been chosen to vaccinate people against COVID or else she would be sent to prison. So you can’t help but empathize with her (That and the fact that she is horny). I think it is best going into the story without knowing much because the experience would be much better then so I am gonna leave it at that!
With an opening line like this one, you know the bars have been raised (Lowered?) and the story as is hot as it can be!
The writing is as good as book 1 and the author uses many writing tricks and tools that make it a masterpiece as expected.
Look how she used the words Cooled and Coolly in the same phrase, the same goes for two similarly sounding words of Nibbled and Nipple. Grandma’s raspberry trifle is on a whole different levels.
You are probably thinking is it as scientifically accurate as book 1 and I can assure you it is as accurate as you can expect from an erotica author! There were a few things I noticed like taking a double dose of the vaccine won’t change you into a sexy blue man, an esophageal rupture is actually a medical emergency (I will leave it to your imagination as to why a rupture is mentioned) and vaccines are given IM not IV but there were 18 whole pages so I guess it is only natural that some things would be missed!
Summary: I couldn’t have asked for a better sequel and if this does not convince you to take the vaccine then I don’t know what will!!
QUIZ TIME: Can you guess what the following terms mean?
Delicious meat tube
Pre-Children
Pink pocket
Man-syrup
Kelly’s Private Palace
I am amazed by the way the authors brain works. When you release a book like Kissing The Corona Virus and it gets much success, it becomes challenging to release the next book in the series (I mean we were all surprised by this expansion). Book 1 currently has 1400+ ratings and an average rating of 2.46 stars, of those there are 374 five stars (and more than 700 1 stars but we’re not gonna be negative -unless it comes to the corona tests-). Rothfuss and Martin have been making us wait for years but Edwards released the second book only 7 months apart from book 1!
Since I started my review book 1 discussing the cover, I am gonna do the same here. I just wanna know who the cover artist is because I am gonna commission them to do my book cover one day (Notice how Covid’s hands are both green which means the artists is always striving to self improve).
The book title is The Second Wave and I think the title is so smart just because it happens to be the second in the series (In your face Ready Player Two). The Story follows Dr.Kelly Cauldron, a top Orthodontist who has been chosen to vaccinate people against COVID or else she would be sent to prison. So you can’t help but empathize with her (That and the fact that she is horny). I think it is best going into the story without knowing much because the experience would be much better then so I am gonna leave it at that!
“Dr Kelly Cauldron sniffed the hotdog into her vagina, filling herself up with the fat sausage which she’d kept warm all morning in her thermos flask.”
With an opening line like this one, you know the bars have been raised (Lowered?) and the story as is hot as it can be!
The writing is as good as book 1 and the author uses many writing tricks and tools that make it a masterpiece as expected.
“She’d take the vaccine from the refrigerator, cooled to the perfect temperature, and then she’d coolly inject it into them using a needle.”
“The time she nibbled the nipple of a housewife”
“burying his face between her breasts like they were Grandma’s raspberry trifle.”
Look how she used the words Cooled and Coolly in the same phrase, the same goes for two similarly sounding words of Nibbled and Nipple. Grandma’s raspberry trifle is on a whole different levels.
You are probably thinking is it as scientifically accurate as book 1 and I can assure you it is as accurate as you can expect from an erotica author! There were a few things I noticed like taking a double dose of the vaccine won’t change you into a sexy blue man, an esophageal rupture is actually a medical emergency (I will leave it to your imagination as to why a rupture is mentioned) and vaccines are given IM not IV but there were 18 whole pages so I guess it is only natural that some things would be missed!
Summary: I couldn’t have asked for a better sequel and if this does not convince you to take the vaccine then I don’t know what will!!
QUIZ TIME: Can you guess what the following terms mean?
Delicious meat tube
Pre-Children
Pink pocket
Man-syrup
Kelly’s Private Palace
Shelved as 'dont-read-it-will-mess-with-ur-mind'
December 10, 2020I was glad that 2020 was *almost* over..
I was like,"Hmm..you know what Mrin??No more traumatizing experiences this year!!!!"
*Mrin chilling and planning her self care routine*
And just in case you are wondering how I found this gem...MY AMAZING friend
TANI
RECOMMEMNDED this book to me
I would have NEVER known abt this book's existence BUT my friends HAD to bring it under my radar
Suffice to say I am friendless now
No more traumatizing book recs from her
Ohhh...and the "BEST FRIEND" position is vacant now...
If you interested I am open to any friends ...*Goes to clear any evidence of her current friends*
Except there won't be any old friends ...*sniffs* *whispers: They nearly traumatized me with this book!!!*
Soo...can we first talk about the AMAZING COVER???!!!
Fan favorite COVID(From the 1st book) AND "The Cure" (who is making a debut in this book) are *trying* to squash(?) the woman in the middle
And the "Blue Dude" aka "The Cure" has cracks on his skin ?? It looks sooo sexy!!
What even is the point of those cracks???!!
And thismaster piece is a SEQUEL to the first book???
You know whats the funniest part ??!! When you click on this book GOOD READS gives you a warning to protect yourself from Covid!! GR CARES!!!!! It's like GR wants to "protect" us from this book!!
Now give me a moment while I think of ways of regaining my honor
YUP!!! I lost my honor when my friends recommended this book..
The new friends position is STILL open btw..and I have been told I am a great friend *side eyes Tani and HEADACHE unlike some of my friends *huffs*
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I was like,"Hmm..you know what Mrin??No more traumatizing experiences this year!!!!"
*Mrin chilling and planning her self care routine*
And just in case you are wondering how I found this gem...MY AMAZING friend
TANI
RECOMMEMNDED this book to me
I would have NEVER known abt this book's existence BUT my friends HAD to bring it under my radar
Suffice to say I am friendless now
No more traumatizing book recs from her
Ohhh...and the "BEST FRIEND" position is vacant now...
If you interested I am open to any friends ...*Goes to clear any evidence of her current friends*
Except there won't be any old friends ...*sniffs* *whispers: They nearly traumatized me with this book!!!*
Soo...can we first talk about the AMAZING COVER???!!!
Fan favorite COVID(From the 1st book) AND "The Cure" (who is making a debut in this book) are *trying* to squash(?) the woman in the middle
And the "Blue Dude" aka "The Cure" has cracks on his skin ?? It looks sooo sexy!!
What even is the point of those cracks???!!
And this
You know whats the funniest part ??!! When you click on this book GOOD READS gives you a warning to protect yourself from Covid!! GR CARES!!!!! It's like GR wants to "protect" us from this book!!
Now give me a moment while I think of ways of regaining my honor
YUP!!! I lost my honor when my friends recommended this book..
The new friends position is STILL open btw..and I have been told I am a great friend *side eyes Tani and HEADACHE unlike some of my friends *huffs*
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February 6, 2024
I never thought I'd be so relieved that all of my grandparents are dead, because at least I'll never have to worry about them stumbling across my recent Goodreads history and calling me up to ask what “minge flaps” are. It'd be even worse than the one time I played Cards Against Humanity with some family members and had to explain the phrase “reverse cowgirl” to my Boomer aunt.
But, anyway ...
You know a book is going to be good when it starts with an orthodontist-turned-vaccinator shoving a hotdog into their most private of places in a bathroom stall.
In Kissing the Coronavirus 2: The Second Wave, Dr. Kelly Cauldron is living in an apparently dystopian Great Britain where the government forces orthodontists to join their not-so-very voluntary “vaccination teams” under threat of imprisonment. Since she has no time for sex (or her pre-COVID pastime of sucking weenies through a car window in a park – “as many as nine penises … on any given night!”), she's resorting to hotdogs in a public restroom. What else is a girl to do, amirite? I personally think the men from the park are probably better off, considering the line about her “chew[ing] away at a foreskin like it was an undercooked piece of chicken skin.” I mean, I'm no Dr. Ruth and I'm also a vegetarian, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it's supposed to be done.
Anyway.
Dr. So-Horny-I'm-Shagging-My-Lunch gets hot-dog-blocked by her angry boss, leaving one sausage “lodged against her womb” as she returns to work, and from there it just gets even weirder. Who would've thought?
When one of her patients turns into the COVID vaccine-personified (don't get more than one COVID vaccine at a time, you guys), he says really smart things like “I was in NYC last week – that's what we refer to New York as where I'm from” and then – BIG SURPRISE HERE! – she gives him a blowie. And then Cure (that's vaccine dude) finds the misplaced hot dog! And Covid-personified shows up, too! And then there's gay snogging! And a threesome! And then Dr. Cauldron loses her medical license!
Well, not really on that last one, but she probably should have. Do orthodontists even have medical licenses? Well, whatever the orthodontist-equivalent of a medical license is, it should have been taken away from her immediately.
My overall rating: One star for the plot line and one star for referring to semen as “pre-children.” It's not quite the passionate love story of the first Kissing the Coronavirus,” but the hot dog situation made for an interesting twist.
But, anyway ...
You know a book is going to be good when it starts with an orthodontist-turned-vaccinator shoving a hotdog into their most private of places in a bathroom stall.
In Kissing the Coronavirus 2: The Second Wave, Dr. Kelly Cauldron is living in an apparently dystopian Great Britain where the government forces orthodontists to join their not-so-very voluntary “vaccination teams” under threat of imprisonment. Since she has no time for sex (or her pre-COVID pastime of sucking weenies through a car window in a park – “as many as nine penises … on any given night!”), she's resorting to hotdogs in a public restroom. What else is a girl to do, amirite? I personally think the men from the park are probably better off, considering the line about her “chew[ing] away at a foreskin like it was an undercooked piece of chicken skin.” I mean, I'm no Dr. Ruth and I'm also a vegetarian, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it's supposed to be done.
Anyway.
Dr. So-Horny-I'm-Shagging-My-Lunch gets hot-dog-blocked by her angry boss, leaving one sausage “lodged against her womb” as she returns to work, and from there it just gets even weirder. Who would've thought?
When one of her patients turns into the COVID vaccine-personified (don't get more than one COVID vaccine at a time, you guys), he says really smart things like “I was in NYC last week – that's what we refer to New York as where I'm from” and then – BIG SURPRISE HERE! – she gives him a blowie. And then Cure (that's vaccine dude) finds the misplaced hot dog! And Covid-personified shows up, too! And then there's gay snogging! And a threesome! And then Dr. Cauldron loses her medical license!
Well, not really on that last one, but she probably should have. Do orthodontists even have medical licenses? Well, whatever the orthodontist-equivalent of a medical license is, it should have been taken away from her immediately.
My overall rating: One star for the plot line and one star for referring to semen as “pre-children.” It's not quite the passionate love story of the first Kissing the Coronavirus,” but the hot dog situation made for an interesting twist.
December 10, 2020
kill it with fire :>
Shelved as 'the-nope-wagon'
December 10, 2020Thanks to my dearest friend Rue, who brought this on my radar, my brain is traumatised again.
June 17, 2021
This is absolute garbage, but somehow still better than The Monster
I’m also concerned about how the heroine had a boiled hotdog stuck inside her.
I’m gonna leave y’all with that, zero context needed
I’m also concerned about how the heroine had a boiled hotdog stuck inside her.
I’m gonna leave y’all with that, zero context needed
Shelved as 'why-just-why'
December 9, 2020
Shelved as 'what-is-this-travesty'
December 9, 2020wtf?
Was the first book not enough?
What has the world done to deserve this? (don't answer that)
I'm not sure who I'm more worried about the person who comes up with this stuff or the people who'll read it.
Was the first book not enough?
What has the world done to deserve this? (don't answer that)
I'm not sure who I'm more worried about the person who comes up with this stuff or the people who'll read it.
August 23, 2021
the message on this one was clear: get vaccinated.
December 14, 2020
I don't know whether to rate this book 1 star or 5... Anyways, can we talk about the hot dog? I feel like we should talk about the hot dog.
December 11, 2020
WHAT.
WHAT THE FUCK??! Okay, at first it was kind of funny that we had COVID porn. But this is just going too far. What the FUCK would convince people to read this - or even write it in the first place? Is it even THAT hard to cope with quarantine?
I cannot express my hatred for this author or her work in words, gifs, or screaming. I don't even want to believe that I live on the same Earth - and probably the same country - as this person.
WHAT THE FUCK??! Okay, at first it was kind of funny that we had COVID porn. But this is just going too far. What the FUCK would convince people to read this - or even write it in the first place? Is it even THAT hard to cope with quarantine?
I cannot express my hatred for this author or her work in words, gifs, or screaming. I don't even want to believe that I live on the same Earth - and probably the same country - as this person.
December 10, 2020
not again
Want to read
December 28, 2020I'm scared y'all
*whispers* There's a book two
I won't read this right? Yh i will😭🤞🏽
*whispers* There's a book two
I won't read this right? Yh i will😭🤞🏽
December 10, 2020
Another one? Really?
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy??????
😱😱😱😱😱
APOLLO! YEAH, HEY, DAD! FIX THIS!!!!! NOW!!!!!!
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy??????
😱😱😱😱😱
APOLLO! YEAH, HEY, DAD! FIX THIS!!!!! NOW!!!!!!
July 22, 2024
As horrible as that sounds, I think the funniest bit of this brain-rotting abomination was finding out on the last page of the book that M. J. Edwards' husband cheated on her. Something tells me he was not able to match M. J.'s freak (hopefully he got a complimentary copy of the book).
February 12, 2021
me reading these started as a joke but now im willing to pay someone to commit homicide and make me the victim
February 8, 2021
No one knows what happened to Dr. Ashley Ashingtonford and Dr. Bob Gurtlychund, once they successfully created the cure to COVID-19. As documented in Kissing the Coronavirus, they then mysteriously vanished . . .
But the world is being saved thanks to their self-sacrificing work, and across the pond, in jolly ol' England, Dr. Kelly Cauldron,
Not to spoil the fun, but when she meets Bill Johnso, she just might get the cock she desperately needs.
Amazon sales rank (tracking for my Kindle Unlimited trial books, just for fun)
Best Sellers Rank: #91,304 in Kindle Store
Best sub-rank: #277 in Humorous Erotica (Kindle Store)
But the world is being saved thanks to their self-sacrificing work, and across the pond, in jolly ol' England, Dr. Kelly Cauldron,
one of Great Britain’s top orthodontists, fixing people’s crooked teeth by day, then going out and dogging on weekendsis forcibly recruited by the NHS to administer the vaccine to the impatient masses. She recognizes
All that good she was doing for people; making them feel good, allowing them to travel and go to the fish and chip shop without wearing a mask.But the work schedule is almost unbearable. In fact,
the vaccination effort at the local community centre was a twenty-four-hour operation. Morning, noon, evening, night, later in the night—the team worked around the clockleaving Kelly no time to work around the cock, as she so deeply desires.
Not to spoil the fun, but when she meets Bill Johnso, she just might get the cock she desperately needs.
Well, technically it was a cock, but it looked more like a birthday party clown’s balloon prior to it being turned into a balloon animal.This is the third story from M.J. Edwards, a woman with a special talent for names and the most bizarrely off-putting erotic turns of phrase. It takes a unique kind of creativity to come up with lines like,
And then, in what was the most erotically charged moment of Dr Kelly’s life, Cure lapped the still-warm hotdog right out of her vagina.and
He stroked it like it was a guinea pigand
Slowly, their tongues sloshed together making slopping sounds, like how a cat sounds when it eats its dinner.These are not even nearly the best ones. I especially like when the author willfully and hilariously misunderstands things, like what doctors wear and what the parts of a syringe are called. Give this book a try, and never look at a hotdog, vaccinations, or socialized medicine the same way again. Compared to the first Kissing the Coronavirus, this was a little more absurd, if that's even possible.
Amazon sales rank (tracking for my Kindle Unlimited trial books, just for fun)
Best Sellers Rank: #91,304 in Kindle Store
Best sub-rank: #277 in Humorous Erotica (Kindle Store)
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December 10, 2020Guys. I... don't know what to say.. it was worse then the first.. idk why there was a sequel idk why I read it... I think i just hate myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But yeah also.
I'll never look at a hotdog the same again... also I wont give it a rating because well... yeah but ill leave some quotes.. so you guys can suffer.. I mean enjoy this wonderful novella.
Mixed with the excitable juices from her fanny, oozed out onto the floor. ‘Is that a hotdog?’ asked Cure. Dr Kelly wheezed. She’d forgotten all about the hotdog! ‘I’m so sorry!’ she mumbled with a mouthful of cock. ‘No,’ said Cure slowly. ‘I like it.’ And then, in what was the most erotically charged moment of Dr Kelly’s life, Cure lapped the still-warm hotdog right out of her vagina.
Cure’s hand crept down Covid’s rippling chest, caressing the enormous muscles, until he stopped on his big fat willy. He stroked it like it was a guinea pig, squeaking in pleasure as it erected.
Okay that's enough I can't let you guys lose your lunch..
Recommend- no
Cover-🤮
MM and MFM
Food porn
But yeah also.
I'll never look at a hotdog the same again... also I wont give it a rating because well... yeah but ill leave some quotes.. so you guys can suffer.. I mean enjoy this wonderful novella.
Mixed with the excitable juices from her fanny, oozed out onto the floor. ‘Is that a hotdog?’ asked Cure. Dr Kelly wheezed. She’d forgotten all about the hotdog! ‘I’m so sorry!’ she mumbled with a mouthful of cock. ‘No,’ said Cure slowly. ‘I like it.’ And then, in what was the most erotically charged moment of Dr Kelly’s life, Cure lapped the still-warm hotdog right out of her vagina.
Cure’s hand crept down Covid’s rippling chest, caressing the enormous muscles, until he stopped on his big fat willy. He stroked it like it was a guinea pig, squeaking in pleasure as it erected.
Okay that's enough I can't let you guys lose your lunch..
Recommend- no
Cover-🤮
MM and MFM
Food porn
February 15, 2024
I just can't believe she stuck *two* hotdogs up herself so far that she felt it wedge against her womb
December 11, 2020
Knocked off a star for lack of ferret shout out
December 11, 2020
Not quite up to par of the first one, and no update on the ferrets!?!
Star rating dropped to a four for that, but still lots of ridiculous fun. Please keep them coming MJ.
Star rating dropped to a four for that, but still lots of ridiculous fun. Please keep them coming MJ.
February 2, 2021
this was absolutely horrifying
May 24, 2022
imagine being so horny u masterbate with a hotdog that ur supposed to be eating for lunch😕
July 22, 2022
1,5/5, actually.
The queen of comparisons is back! This book has some of the most brilliant sentences I have ever read. M. J. Edwards is incredibly creative and I'm starting to think she could be a good author if she used her energy to write something that doesn't include sex with viruses or anything that's not a human. Preferably not dead one.
Anyway, this is equally awful storywise as the first one, but it's more creatively written and that needs to be appreciated.
Here are my favourite parts: 'as they pumped her gob full of pre-children...' (brilliant), 'I'm a business traveller. I travel all over the place for business', 'It was cock, but it looked more like a birthday party clown's balloon prior to it being turned into a balloon animal', 'he stroked it like it was a guinea pig', 'with enough cum to wallpaper the entire community centre'.
So yes, this book is strangely enjoyable, however I think this author should be really worried about her mental health.
And now, where can I get the third one? (I'm sorry, but I'm not paying for this.)
The queen of comparisons is back! This book has some of the most brilliant sentences I have ever read. M. J. Edwards is incredibly creative and I'm starting to think she could be a good author if she used her energy to write something that doesn't include sex with viruses or anything that's not a human. Preferably not dead one.
Anyway, this is equally awful storywise as the first one, but it's more creatively written and that needs to be appreciated.
Here are my favourite parts: 'as they pumped her gob full of pre-children...' (brilliant), 'I'm a business traveller. I travel all over the place for business', 'It was cock, but it looked more like a birthday party clown's balloon prior to it being turned into a balloon animal', 'he stroked it like it was a guinea pig', 'with enough cum to wallpaper the entire community centre'.
So yes, this book is strangely enjoyable, however I think this author should be really worried about her mental health.
And now, where can I get the third one? (I'm sorry, but I'm not paying for this.)
December 11, 2020
If you thought Kissing the Coronavirus was bad, are you in for a trip. The author truly outdid themself here and it was... jarring. No one speak to me, I'm going to need extensive therapy to recover from this. Let's fucking hope there won't be a third book.
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