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#1

“Man makes plans . . . and God laughs.”
― Michael Chabon

tags: dark-humor, futility

#2

“Most people don't understand what humor is. They think it's something lighthearted and cheerful. Like 'good humor.' But it isn't. It's looking into the darkness and spitting at it with a joke. Humor is dark. Humor is that we're all going to die.”
― B.G. Harlen

tags: dark-humor, humor

19 likes

#3

“George W. Bush, on the dais, supplied what seemed likely to become the historic footnote to the Trump address: “That’s some weird shit.”
― Michael Wolff, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House

60 likes

#4

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

590 likes

#5

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor, knowledge

6872 likes

#6

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

37918 likes

#7

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: creation, god, humor, man

6343 likes

#8

“All you know is what they've told you, and they tell you so little. They think if we don't know anything, they'll be able to keep control-and they're right. How can you want something you've never seen, don't have the words for, can't imagine?”
― N.K. Jemisin, How Long 'til Black Future Month?

tags: walking-awake

6 likes

#9

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72

tags: life

1104 likes

#10

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: attributed-no-source, be-yourself, gilbert-perreira, honesty, inspirational, misattributed-oscar-wilde, quote-investigator

172621 likes

#11

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: attributed-no-source, enemies, forgiveness, strategy

81030 likes

#12

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

tags: death, fear, humor, life

25574 likes

#13

“If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: books, reading

25487 likes

#14

“′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.”
― Mark Twain

tags: books, classic, reading

18860 likes

#15

“What a slut time is. She screws everybody.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

17248 likes

#16

“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
― Woody Allen

tags: art, humor, life

2448 likes

#17

“FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.”
― Stephen King, Doctor Sleep

tags: humor, humour, stephen-king

1160 likes

#18

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
― Groucho marx

tags: humor, superstition

1011 likes

#19

“Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.”
― haruki murakami, What I Talk About When I Talk About Running

tags: inspirational, running

8461 likes

#20

“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: reality

8428 likes

#21

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

tags: classic-insult, funeral, funny, humor

7593 likes

#22

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
― Mark Twain

tags: americans, geography, war

7488 likes

#23

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

tags: humor, religion

30118 likes

#24

“Any bookstore is a treasure chest and the books are the spoils. To me and many readers, they’re more valuable than the most precious metal or rare gem.”
― Jeanne St. James, Reigniting Chase

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