Beer Quotes
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![Benjamin Franklin](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1215314094i/289513._UX200_CR0,54,200,200_.jpg)
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]”
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[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]”
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![Haruki Murakami](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1615497402i/3354._UX200_CR0,5,200,200_.jpg)
“I look up at the sky, wondering if I'll catch a glimpse of kindness there, but I don't. All I see are indifferent summer clouds drifting over the Pacific. And they have nothing to say to me. Clouds are always taciturn. I probably shouldn't be looking up at them. What I should be looking at is inside of me. Like staring down into a deep well. Can I see kindness there? No, all I see is my own nature. My own individual, stubborn, uncooperative often self-centered nature that still doubts itself--that, when troubles occur, tries to find something funny, or something nearly funny, about the situation. I've carried this character around like an old suitcase, down a long, dusty path. I'm not carrying it because I like it. The contents are too heavy, and it looks crummy, fraying in spots. I've carried it with me because there was nothing else I was supposed to carry. Still, I guess I have grown attached to it. As you might expect.”
― What I Talk About When I Talk About Running
― What I Talk About When I Talk About Running
![Abraham Lincoln](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1198518158i/229._UX200_CR0,31,200,200_.jpg)
“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.”
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![Tom Robbins](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1430660478i/197._UX200_CR0,43,200,200_.jpg)
“Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.”
― Jitterbug Perfume
― Jitterbug Perfume
![Martin Luther](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1209357172i/29874._UX200_CR0,7,200,200_.jpg)
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!”
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![Frank Zappa](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1696236573i/22302._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”
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![Martin Luther](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1209357172i/29874._UX200_CR0,7,200,200_.jpg)
“Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to.”
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![David Sedaris](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1656395801i/2849._UX200_CR0,55,200,200_.jpg)
“I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.”
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![Barbara Crooker](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1442466410i/388882._UY200_CR33,0,200,200_.jpg)
“I like my coffee black, my beer from Germany, wine from Burgundy, the darker, the better. I like my heroes complicated and brooding, James Dean in oiled leather, leaning on a motorcycle. You know the color. ("Ode to Chocolate")”
― More
― More
![Ray Bradbury](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1445955959i/1630._UX200_CR0,33,200,200_.jpg)
“Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
- The Watchful Poker Chip of H. Matisse”
― The October Country
- The Watchful Poker Chip of H. Matisse”
― The October Country
![Craig Ferguson](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1209559121i/77426._UX200_CR0,30,200,200_.jpg)
“If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.”
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![Karen Chance](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1274779703i/38066._UX200_CR0,24,200,200_.jpg)
“I’m driving,” Louis-Cesare said, sliding into the low seat as easily as if he’d done it a hundred times. “You’re drunk.”
I wished. “I had all of two beers, mostly for the water content.”
“If you needed water, why didn’t you drink water?”
“I don’t like water.”
― Midnight's Daughter
I wished. “I had all of two beers, mostly for the water content.”
“If you needed water, why didn’t you drink water?”
“I don’t like water.”
― Midnight's Daughter
![Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1674037554i/7152008._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.”
― Divided & Conquered
― Divided & Conquered
![Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1674037554i/7152008._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.”
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![Jennifer Rardin](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1226015303i/477469._UX200_CR0,57,200,200_.jpg)
“Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked.
"Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?"
Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. "Close enough.”
― Bitten to Death
"Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?"
Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. "Close enough.”
― Bitten to Death
![Rafael Sabatini](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1199507529i/82608._UX200_CR0,29,200,200_.jpg)
“Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in a world of much evil there was still so good a thing as ale.”
― Fortune's Fool
― Fortune's Fool
![James S.A. Corey](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1573162332i/4192148._UY200_CR77,0,200,200_.jpg)
“And ... and what is civilisation if it isn’t people talking to each other over a goddamned beer?”
― Cibola Burn
― Cibola Burn
![Thomas Pynchon](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1626381765i/235._UX200_CR0,44,200,200_.jpg)
“Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh.”
― Gravity’s Rainbow
― Gravity’s Rainbow
![Bill Bryson](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1578597522i/7._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“So, if people didn’t settle down to take up farming, why then did they embark on this entirely new way of living? We have no idea – or actually, we have lots of ideas, but we don’t know if any of them are right. According to Felipe Fernández-Armesto, at least thirty-eight theories have been put forward to explain why people took to living in communities: that they were driven to it by climatic change, or by a wish to stay near their dead, or by a powerful desire to brew and drink beer, which could only be indulged by staying in one place.”
― At Home: A Short History of Private Life
― At Home: A Short History of Private Life
![Dave Mustaine](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1483241545i/3234254._UX200_CR0,14,200,200_.jpg)
“Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!”
― Mustaine: A Heavy Metal Memoir
― Mustaine: A Heavy Metal Memoir
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