Douche Bag Quotes
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“If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best you listen before he proves it to you.”
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“A douchebag has an image to maintain. He is not real. He is the kind of guy who will change his last name into something cooler and more impressive.”
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![Gena Showalter](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1581848751i/48192._UX200_CR0,50,200,200_.jpg)
“The customer is always right, Brook Lynn often said. And Jessie Kay agreed...unless the customer was a douche bag, and then he was just a douche bag.”
― The Harder You Fall
― The Harder You Fall
“I think the world would be a simpler place if 'douche' and 'touche' were pronounced the same.”
― Write like no one is reading
― Write like no one is reading
![Jason Medina](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1594868546i/7177061._UY200_CR77,0,200,200_.jpg)
“Why should he start caring about the city now? He didn’t care before. It’s exactly what I’d expect from a douche bag like him.”
― The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel
― The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel
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