Geek Humor Quotes
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![E.A. Bucchianeri](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1517071693i/2798990._UX200_CR0,11,200,200_.jpg)
“No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.”
― Brushstrokes of a Gadfly
― Brushstrokes of a Gadfly
![Christy Leigh Stewart](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1516184832i/2962652._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“Ambition is a funny thing. It’s like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back.
Or maybe that’s the opposite of being a Trekkie.”
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Or maybe that’s the opposite of being a Trekkie.”
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![Michelle Gagnon](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1250829631i/411890._UX200_CR0,49,200,200_.jpg)
“For most people, home we represented by four walls and a roof. Not for Noa. She preferred a motherboard to a mother, a keyboard to house keys. Nothing was more comforting than the hum of a spinning hard drive.”
― Don't Turn Around
― Don't Turn Around
![E.A. Bucchianeri](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1517071693i/2798990._UX200_CR0,11,200,200_.jpg)
“... there was one new metallic monstrosity stacked in one corner that she hadn’t seen the last time she was a visitor to his strange chamber, it appeared to be a mass of hard drives all fused together, but they looked too sophisticated to be merely hard drives.
“What on earth is that?”
“That’s my Kung Fu,” he said proudly, patting the top of the futuristic-looking stack.
“Is that what you wanted to show me?”
“No, but it’s impressive, isn’t it?”
“If you say so.”
Steves sighed and shook his head, so few people could appreciate the intellectual complexity of an almost untraceable hacking device.”
― Brushstrokes of a Gadfly
“What on earth is that?”
“That’s my Kung Fu,” he said proudly, patting the top of the futuristic-looking stack.
“Is that what you wanted to show me?”
“No, but it’s impressive, isn’t it?”
“If you say so.”
Steves sighed and shook his head, so few people could appreciate the intellectual complexity of an almost untraceable hacking device.”
― Brushstrokes of a Gadfly
![Sorin Suciu](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1379562270i/7276650._UX200_CR0,25,200,200_.jpg)
“The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting.”
― The Scriptlings
― The Scriptlings
![Sorin Suciu](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1379562270i/7276650._UX200_CR0,25,200,200_.jpg)
“You learned a lot by playing RPGs, although not all of it was useful, or real for that matter – unless you really believed that wolves normally carry seven gold pieces, a flawed garnet, a scroll of ice storm, and a lock pick somewhere about their person.”
― The Scriptlings
― The Scriptlings
![Neil deGrasse Tyson](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1662154804i/12855._UX200_CR0,50,200,200_.jpg)
“Geek e-mail sign-off: No trees were killed to send this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.”
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“and don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and space, because that's exactly how much difference there is”
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![J.M. Richards](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1370410581i/7122185._UY200_CR13,0,200,200_.jpg)
“Alan shrugged. “I love the CBC, really, but being voted its president—” “Co-president,” Sputnik corrected. “—is kind of like being declared King of Nerds.” “Co-king,” Sputnik asserted.”
― Tall, Dark Streak of Lightning
― Tall, Dark Streak of Lightning
![Sorin Suciu](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1379562270i/7276650._UX200_CR0,25,200,200_.jpg)
“He was a good storyteller, but he told the kind of stories that made children run away from the village and adults look for a length of rope and some soap.”
― The Scriptlings
― The Scriptlings
![Sorin Suciu](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1379562270i/7276650._UX200_CR0,25,200,200_.jpg)
“Her assignment had been to write a simple Sumerian code for preserving a jar of pickled eggs. (To the programming-inclined reader, this is the magical equivalent of “HELLO WORLD.”)”
― The Scriptlings
― The Scriptlings
![Sharon Sant](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1358635532i/6888220._UX200_CR0,26,200,200_.jpg)
“That was when I realised a sad but incontrovertible truth: I was a geek, and there was no getting around it. I could dress in Kate’s clothes, but it didn’t make me Kate.”
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![Sorin Suciu](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1379562270i/7276650._UX200_CR0,25,200,200_.jpg)
“Behind the cool mask of bravado, past the one-way mirror of his mind, underneath the rock-solid layers of self-control, in the Zen garden that was Master Sewer’s soul, a high-pitched anxiety fart rustled through the still leaves. If farts could talk, this one would have said, “Damn coppers!”
― The Scriptlings
― The Scriptlings
![Sorin Suciu](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1379562270i/7276650._UX200_CR0,25,200,200_.jpg)
“Master Dung’s study was silent. So silent, in fact, that one might have been able to hear a gnat passing air, if only an obligingly flatulent gnat had happened nearby.”
― The Scriptlings
― The Scriptlings
![Sorin Suciu](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1379562270i/7276650._UX200_CR0,25,200,200_.jpg)
“He knew for a fact that he was so hopelessly bad at seeing through camouflage that, if left alone in the forest, he might even attempt to make fire by rubbing two snakes together.”
― The Scriptlings
― The Scriptlings
![Sorin Suciu](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1379562270i/7276650._UX200_CR0,25,200,200_.jpg)
“Wonderful craftsmanship, Simon decided with the expert eye of one who had played enough computer games to know art when he saw it.”
― The Scriptlings
― The Scriptlings
![Sorin Suciu](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1379562270i/7276650._UX200_CR0,25,200,200_.jpg)
“Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.”
― The Scriptlings
― The Scriptlings
![Sorin Suciu](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1379562270i/7276650._UX200_CR0,25,200,200_.jpg)
“It was all kind of fuzzy, as if his mind was doing its thinking in limericks.”
― The Scriptlings
― The Scriptlings
![Sorin Suciu](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1379562270i/7276650._UX200_CR0,25,200,200_.jpg)
“The conversation had been so lacking in quality that it actually made Toddlers and Tiaras look like good entertainment by comparison.”
― The Scriptlings
― The Scriptlings
![Sorin Suciu](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1379562270i/7276650._UX200_CR0,25,200,200_.jpg)
“On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo’s computer as a shitload.”
― The Scriptlings
― The Scriptlings
![Angela N. Blount](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1592507079i/6551820._UX200_CR0,37,200,200_.jpg)
“As far as I could tell, the quickest way to a geeky guy's heart usually involved geometric shapes.”
― Once Upon an Ever After
― Once Upon an Ever After
![Angela Quarles](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1510250542i/6589790._UX200_CR0,50,200,200_.jpg)
“Wham. She glommed onto him like white plastic on a Stormtrooper, shamelessly pressing against his body, groping and kissing.”
― Beer and Groping in Las Vegas
― Beer and Groping in Las Vegas
“I left the Shire,
got 7 outstanding N.E.W.T.'s
and became a Vampire;
Because Winter is Coming...”
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got 7 outstanding N.E.W.T.'s
and became a Vampire;
Because Winter is Coming...”
―
![S.R. Thomas](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1607153797i/20938698._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“She decides against doing anything that might disrupt the amazing inner calm he’s conveying right now. Cool and collected as ever, he appears to be applying that clever mental preparation technique he developed for himself – the one that involves a lot of shallow fast-paced breathing, staring unblinkingly into space and quivering intensely.”
― Geeks Beyond Time
― Geeks Beyond Time
![Simon Pegg](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1307736179i/2785820._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“Star Wars was released in the UK in December 1977 and it's fair to say, like the peaceful planet of Alderaan, I was totally blown away.”
― Nerd Do Well
― Nerd Do Well
![Katherine McIntyre](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1606791600i/6473654._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“Mel shook her head. “I mean, we could have a ‘whose friends hate them more’ competition, or you could explain to me what a DM is when you’re not sliding into someone’s?”
― Strength Check
― Strength Check
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