Kermit Quotes

“I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised me.”
― Jim Henson

“An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face.”
― Andrew Hussie, Homestuck Book One

“It’s true—there are only, like, two songs about rainbows, including that one. He should be asking why there are so few songs about rainbows.”
― Cheryl Cory, Must've Done Something Good