Rattlesnake Quotes

“Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“If you truly believe love conquers all
try to give a kiss to a rattlesnake..”
― Erik Tanghe

“If it’s danger you seek you can go to war, blow the whistle on someone powerful, piss off someone unhinged, walk in a field during a lightning storm, tease a rattlesnake, or lose yourself in the right embrace. Some people live for it, others suffer in spite of it.”
― Donna Lynn Hope

“The quaint side of rural Southern narrative ignores that you'll grow old there and be killing rattlesnakes with your crutches.”
― Damon Thomas, Southern Gothic Children's Book: A Rural Gloom Graphic Novel

“Thousands of grasshoppers were jumping everywhere; I felt like I was walking through popping popcorn. These critters made me conscious of my surroundings, since many snakes eat grasshoppers. When it comes to rattlesnakes and copperheads, the locals there have a saying that the “Third person gets bit.” The theory is: the first person gets the snake’s attention, the second person gets the snake aggravated, and the third person gets bit. There were only two of us, but I didn’t feel like testing the theory.”
― Dennis R. Blanchard, Three Hundred Zeroes: Lessons of the Heart on the Appalachian Trail

“She let out a laugh that would've caused me to wet my shorts -- had I been wearing any. A contemptuous, sneer of a laugh -- like the hiss of a rattlesnake.”
― Quentin R. Bufogle, KING OF THE NEW YORK STREETS

“Don't rattle the snake, unless it's a rattlesnake.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“The rattle snakes its way down into my lungs when I take my last breath.”
― Anthony T. Hincks