Red Dwarf Quotes

“Step up to red alert."
Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."
- Rimmer & Kryten, "Red Dwarf”
― Rob Grant; Grant Naylor

“What's it like?"
"Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.”
― Rob Grant and Doug Naylor

“It's better to have loved and lost, than to have listened to an album by Olivia Newton-John”
― Holly (Red Dwarf)

“Actually, Laurence is hardly ever home; this is the first I’ve seen him in weeks. Which can only mean one thing: Red Dwarf marathon.”
― Charlie Jane Anders, All the Birds in the Sky