Status Updates Quotes

“Josh turns to me. “I can’t believe she’s writing these things.” “Not she,” I say. “Me.” “Why would anyone say this stuff about themselves on the Internet? It’s crazy!” “Exactly,” I say. “I’m going to be mentally ill in fifteen years, and that’s why my husband doesn’t want to be around me.”
― Jay Asher, The Future of Us

“Our thoughts, feelings and whereabouts: Food we dish up on plates called photographs and status updates; to feed Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.; beasts with insatiable appetites.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Screw technicolor, red, and foreign languages. I dream in status updates.”
― Fierce Dolan

“Our status in the dustbin and our status in the whatsapp are stupidly different”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar