Zompoc Quotes

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J. Cornell Michel
“I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain.”
J. Cornell Michel, Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution

Cedric Nye
“I promise not to hurt you, unless you try to take my shit. Then I'll twist your head off and hide it in a bush somewhere.”
Cedric Nye, The Road to Hell is Paved With Zombies

J. Cornell Michel
“They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located.”
J. Cornell Michel, Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution

J. Cornell Michel
“It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.”
J. Cornell Michel, Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution

Cedric Nye
“When it's my time, and the reaper calls my name, there will be no stink of fear on me, and my only wish will be to die with grace, covered in the blood of my enemies.”
Cedric Nye, Jango's Anthem

Cedric Nye
“The nurse snorted, and said. “All men are pigs.”
“Not all men.” Jango said. “Some of the men are zombies.”
Cedric Nye, Jango's Anthem

Cedric Nye
“When she had died, his anchor was gone and the world had burned from his untethered insanity.”
Cedric Nye, Jango's Anthem

J. Cornell Michel
“I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.”
J. Cornell Michel, Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution

Cedric Nye
“I once fed a dog-fight operator to the dogs he had abused for so long, and do you want to know something? It felt so good. It was justice, girl. The fucking law never gave a shit about a victim, but justice is all heart.”
Cedric Nye, Jango's Anthem

Cedric Nye
“I'm a man born to blood and pain, and peace would be a killing blow for me.”
Cedric Nye, Jango's Anthem

Cedric Nye
“She watched as the dancing lights of madness swirled and flickered in his eyes like the fires of hell, and she knew that there would never be anything that could quench those fires except death. Vanessa knew that Jango had become his own Grim Reaper.”
Cedric Nye, Jango's Anthem

Cedric Nye
“Here's your first lesson in Zompoc 101, kid. The easiest way to kill a zombie is to kill it before it becomes a zombie”
Cedric Nye, Rage and Ruin