I just couldn't with this book. The heroine, burned by a cheater ex-husband, was oblivious to what was smacking her in the facSo. Much. Cheese. [image]
I just couldn't with this book. The heroine, burned by a cheater ex-husband, was oblivious to what was smacking her in the face (I think it was the above cheese fish*) and the hero was unrealistically patient and way too coy about his desire to start a relationship with his best friend's ex-wife. Or maybe it was ex-best friend?
The setup: Cami comes home early one day and catches her husband in the act with another woman under their Christmas tree (part of the reason she now can't stand Christmas). She photoshops their wedding pictures to crop him out and then posts them online. It's such a hit that she's now made a business out of doing it for other women, along with cautionary blog posts about never getting involved with men. Stay single!! Too bad for Cami that Noah Cullen is waiting to upend those plans.
I winced every time the the heroine had an inner debate with her giddy (but also wiser!) alter ego, Miss Sparkly, about the merits of falling in love, #NotAllMen, the joy of Christmas, living life to its fullest, etc. I never want to see the word "sparkly" again.
It's a very cutesy and squeaky clean contemporary romance, so if that's your jam and you adore cuteness in your chick lit, have at it! I breezed through it as quickly as possible (okay, skimmed is probably the better word for the last half) and returned it to Kindle Unlimited as soon as I finished.
* aka Guineafowl pufferfish (the yellow variant, obvs.)...more
This is a collection of 15 Christmas-themed stories and short works by John Scalzi, mostly humorous but with a few serious notes. Review first posted This is a collection of 15 Christmas-themed stories and short works by John Scalzi, mostly humorous but with a few serious notes. Review first posted on FantasyLiterature.com:
I spent part of Christmas Day 2020 reading A Very Scalzi Christmas, a (mostly) humorous collection of short Christmas-themed pieces by, naturally, John Scalzi. As Marion so aptly commented in her review of Scalzi’s highly similar collection Miniatures: The Very Short Fiction of John Scalzi, “this collection of works does verge on the silly. It jumps the border of silly. It tap-dances and cartwheels through the world of silly, shrieking ‘Wheeeee!’ ” It’s the same in this case, except with a few more serious pieces to offset the absurd and satirical ones.
Of the humorous pieces, I had two favorites: First, there’s “Jangle the Elf Grants Wishes,” in which Jangle’s boss, the head of the Department of Non-Material Christmas Wishes, tries to make Jangle understand that he can’t just grant someone’s Christmas wish without considering the larger repercussions. If Genevieve wants a white Christmas, Jangle’s style is to send a blizzard that dumps two feet of snow on four states, causing massive travel delays and power outages. Jangle is kind of the Christmas version of the monkey’s paw. The other is the final piece, “Resolutions for the New Year: A Bullet Point List,” which begins in classic fashion, losing weight and exercising more, but devolves into a diatribe against his ex-girlfriend Kate, who left him for Chuck, the annoying dude from Accounting. Probably because of all of the narrator’s monologues about robot uprisings and cloning. He’s clearly an alarmingly creepy person, but it’s still a very funny piece.
The Christmas holiday frequently sits somewhat uneasily at the intersection of religious observance and commercial overindulgence, and Scalzi has a keen eye for the foibles of some of the secular traditions associated with Christmas. In “A Bitter November,” the month of November invades Scalzi’s kitchen and, while swiping and eating his Thanksgiving leftovers, complains, well, bitterly, about how December and its holiday festivities have invaded the month of November, especially the days after Thanksgiving, when everyone’s attention shifts to Christmas decorations and shopping. “Interview with Santa’s Reindeer Wrangler” explains how nobody at the North Pole is a fan of the song “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”:
Well, it makes us look like jerks, doesn’t it? A young reindeer is discriminated against up to and until he has marginal utility. I mean, really. Who looks good in that scenario? Not all of the other reindeer, who come across as bigots and bullies. And not Santa, who is implicitly tacit in reindeer bigotry.
“An Interview with the Christmas Bunny” is a Q&A session with the newly-appointed Christmas Bunny, under a franchise sold by the Easter Bunny. The Bunny is in the thick of plans to compete with Santa and drive down his popularity, though he admits he’s been told he needs to leave Jesus strictly alone. There’s also “An Interview with the Nativity Innkeeper,” in which the innkeeper defends his actions on that fateful night and criticizes the wise men’s gift choices for the Christ child (“Have you ever in your life gone to a baby shower where someone says, congratulations on the baby, here’s some perfume. No. Because most people have some sense.”).
Underlying the satirical humor is Scalzi’s goodhearted affection for Christmas, which comes out most clearly in the sole poem in the collection, “Jackie Jones and Melrose Mandy,” in which a girl with an immense collection of dolls begins to understand how the joy of Christmas is more in giving than getting, and in the short stories “Christmas in July” and “Sarah’s Sister.” Those two stories are the longest works in this collection, and the most serious and touching, particularly “Sarah’s Sister,” which shoots straight past sentimental and heads for the tearjerker target.
Most of the pieces in A Very Scalzi Christmas have been previously published on his website “The Whatever” or elsewhere, but three of the better pieces are new and exclusive to this collection. The collection was an amusing way to while away an hour or two with Christmas-flavored works....more
Written by James Joyce in 1907 (published in 1914 as part of his Dubliners collection), "The Dead" is a novella about a Christmas early January "FeastWritten by James Joyce in 1907 (published in 1914 as part of his Dubliners collection), "The Dead" is a novella about a Christmas early January "Feast of the Epiphany" holiday party in Dublin, Ireland, focusing on the subtler interpersonal communications and relationships between the relatives and others at the party, especially between teacher Gabriel Conroy and his wife Gretta.
It's a melancholy but insightful novella about our disappointments in life and love and how we often don't really see other people or understand their feelings. Gabriel views himself as better than most other people around him but he's actually stuck in a rut, personally, romantically (in his marriage), and even in his political views (as are, arguably, most of the party guests). There may be a hopeful note to the ending, but not even the professional critics agree on that, so read it and decide for yourself. :)
I didn't much care for it when I read it in college as an English major, but now that I'm older and wiser (and took more time to look at the online critical analysis) it appealed to me more. Sparknotes and Cliffnotes websites were both insightful, but I felt like I really hit the jackpot with this annotated version of the story and its very detailed notes, especially about the very last paragraph of the story: http://www.mendele.com/WWD/WWDdead.no... Here's a link to the story itself, on the website with the linked annotations: http://www.mendele.com/WWD/WWDdead.html
I would rate this 3 1/2 stars based on my prior read, but 5 stars on reread. Now I want to read it again. :) Read it when you're in the mood for something thoughtful and deep.
December 2020 buddy read with the Retro Reads group....more
3.5 stars. "Christmas by Injunction" is an amusing Old West Christmas tale by the great short story writer O. Henry, written some 100 years ago. A pro3.5 stars. "Christmas by Injunction" is an amusing Old West Christmas tale by the great short story writer O. Henry, written some 100 years ago. A prospector who goes by the name of Cherokee (because he lived with that tribe for a while, not because he's of that tribe) finds a large nugget of gold in California, and invites all of his friends to try their luck in his area. They all come, forming the town of Yellowhammer, and all end up doing better than Cherokee himself.
So he takes off and, several months later, strikes it rich elsewhere. A generous-hearted man who likes to share his good fortune and wealth, he writes to the good people of Yellowhammer and asks them to put together a party of children on Christmas day, and he'll ride into town dressed as Santa and hand out lots of gifts. The big problem: Cherokee has forgotten that there's not a single child in the town of Yellowhammer. But some of the townspeople have an idea ...
O. Henry had a gift with words.
"She had once possessed a certain style of beauty that would never wholly leave her and would never wholly return."
It's a light short story, with some very funny dialogue (especially between a miner named Trinidad and a pompous but kindhearted judge), a poignant but hopeful note to it, and (of course) that trademark O. Henry twist to the ending. Recommended if you like old-fashioned stories.
3.75 stars for this heartwarming religious 1910 short fiction story about the Christmas experiences of the Fernald family, with their six grown childr3.75 stars for this heartwarming religious 1910 short fiction story about the Christmas experiences of the Fernald family, with their six grown children (all except one married) and kindly parents. This story is a sequel to On Christmas Day in the Morning, and both are free to read at Project Gutenberg.
The grown kids now gather at their parents’ home whenever possible at Christmas. Some of them are there a couple of weeks before Christmas, and one evening the talk turns to the local village church, which has been completely closed for the last 17 months since some terrible quarrels between several members of the congregation. Nan decides it’s time to open the church back up, have a Christmas evening meeting with a guest sermon (conveniently, an in-law’s brother is a well-known preacher), and get people to forgive old grievances. It’s a bit of an uphill battle, but her family rallies around her and they fix up the old church. But then their guest preacher has an unexpected inspiration...
It’s an inspiring, traditionally religious story about forgiveness and love, and pulling together as families and communities. Recommended if you enjoy that kind of read. Here’s the link to it on Gutenberg: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/19384...
And like Carol, I’ve completed my 2019 reading challenge with this story. I had to squeeze in a few short ones there at the end to hit my goal, but I made it!...more
Such an evocative and heartfelt story from Truman Capote, when he was a boy in the 1930s, saving nickels and dimes and pennies (“a hateful heap of bitSuch an evocative and heartfelt story from Truman Capote, when he was a boy in the 1930s, saving nickels and dimes and pennies (“a hateful heap of bitter-odored pennies”) to buy the ingredients for homemade fruitcake that he makes with his favorite cousin, an older lady with the heart of a child.
It’s filled with vivid events and images that stick with you: buying illegal whisky from Haha Jones, decorating the Christmas tree with homemade paper decorations, a pair of kites hurrying toward heaven.
It’s almost enough to make me want to eat fruitcake....more
The search for older Christmas stories has led me in some interesting directions, and Anton Chekhov's 1900 short story "At Christmas Time" is one of tThe search for older Christmas stories has led me in some interesting directions, and Anton Chekhov's 1900 short story "At Christmas Time" is one of the more unexpected findings, a heartwrenching tale of isolation and miscommunication. (Do NOT read for happy holiday feels!)
This story is told in two parts: In Part I, An older couple, Vasilisa and Pyotr, who live in the Russian countryside haven't seen and have hardly heard from their daughter Yefimya for four years, since she married a former soldier and moved to Petersburg. The couple is illiterate, so Vasilisa pays the local innkeeper's brother-in-law, Yegor, fifteen kopecks to write a letter for them to Yefimya. Her heart is so full, but after the first couple of lines, Vasilisa doesn't know how to continue the letter. Yegor decides to take it on himself to write whatever he feels like. In Part II, we see what happens when the letter reaches Yefimya.
The normally cheerful setting of Christmastime and the love that the couple obviously feel for their long-absent daughter (view spoiler)[and she for them (hide spoiler)] stunningly contrasts with the uncaring, selfish people around them. The family's communications and connections are hindered by physical distance and the parents' illiteracy, but even more by these corrupt and even evil people.
The last line refers to "charcot douche," which was a high-pressure shower that massaged the entire body, purportedly for health reasons. I have my suspicions as to why it would be of interest to the general.
The story appears to be Chekhov's indictment of the disintegration of Russian society. Even the general who appears at the end is a symbol of the brokenness and corruption of their country at the turn of the 20th century. It's a tragic but thought-provoking tale.
4 stars for this 1943 short story, and an extra half-star for its having inspired one of my favorite Christmas movies of all time, It's a Wonde[image]
4 stars for this 1943 short story, and an extra half-star for its having inspired one of my favorite Christmas movies of all time, It's a Wonderful Life, the great movie directed by Frank Capra and starring Jimmy Stewart.
"Other men are leading exciting lives, but I – well, I’m just a small-town bank clerk. I never did anything really useful or interesting, and it looks as if I never will. I might just as well be dead. Sometimes I wish I were. In fact, I wish I’d never been born!”
George Pratt is staring into the dark waters of the river on Christmas Eve, depressed about his failure of a life, when he's met by an older man who mysteriously grants his wish. The man sends George off with a sales bag full of brushes (like the old Fuller Brush door-to-door salesmen) to see what his town and family are like now that George has never been born.
If you're familiar with the movie, it's kind of a bare-bones version of that, but a lot of the story - and the heart and spirit of it -are here in this 75 year old story. It's worth reading! Free online here at Tor.com.
Merry Christmas to all!
Bonus material:
Per Tor.com:
When he found himself unable to find a publisher for his story, author Philip Van Doren Stern printed up copies of the “The Greatest Gift” and gave them out as Christmas cards in 1943. Eventually, the story came to the attention of director Frank Capra, who explained later, “It was the story I had been looking for all my life! A good man, ambitious. But so busy helping others, life seems to pass him by…Through the eyes of a guardian angel he sees the world as it would have been had he not been born."
The movie It's a Wonderful Life was initially not a success, despite its star and director. It was quickly forgotten, so much so that the movie’s copyright wasn’t renewed in the 70s (under the old copyright laws renewal was required after 28 years), so it was considered to be in the public domain for many years. That led to its being shown on TV so often - because FREE!! - that this all-but-forgotten movie became extremely popular. When that happened, the movie’s studio owner started enforcing the copyright of the movie’s music and the underlying story - this story here, which the studio bought the copyright for. So basically they back-doored the copyright protection. Here’s an article on it: https://www.plagiarismtoday.com/2013/......more
3.33 stars for this amusing 1932 Christmas story by Damon Runyon, who wrote the short stories that the musical Guys and Dolls is based on.
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This3.33 stars for this amusing 1932 Christmas story by Damon Runyon, who wrote the short stories that the musical Guys and Dolls is based on.
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This story is set in the same Prohibition-era world, where the guys are gangsters and/or hard drinkers and the women are all "dolls." It's free online here at the New York Times magazine.
The narrator is hanging out at Good Time Charley's New York speakeasy, drinking rather too many hot Tom and Jerry's with Charley, when a guy called Dancin' Dan shows up to join them in their Christmas Eve drinking binge. When another guy nicknamed Ooky shows up a couple of hours later, dressed in a Santa Claus outfit from his job, Dancin' Dan has a great idea: borrow Ooky's Santa Claus suit and go bring Christmas to a destitute 90 year old lady, the grandmother of one Miss Muriel O'Neill who Dan has been dancing with lately at her club.
"... I wish to say I always question his judgment in dancing so much with Miss Muriel O'Neill, who works in the Half Moon Night Club. And the reason I question his judgment in this respect is because everybody knows that Miss Muriel O'Neill is a doll who is very well thought of by Heine Schmitz, and Heine Schnitz is not such a guy as will take kindly to anybody dancing more than once and a half with a doll that he thinks well of."
At any rate, everyone is buzzed enough to think that sneaking into Miss Muriel's apartment to fill the stocking of her grandmamma is a grand idea. So off go the three guys on their errand of Christmas charity and cheer.
There are some really fun twists to this rather O. Henry-like tale. There's also a little too much 30's-style slang, and you have to be able to handwave the outdated social attitudes in this 80+ year old story. But otherwise it's a quite funny and goodhearted Christmas tale.
December 2018 group read with the Retro Reads group....more
This is a sentimental, very old-fashioned Christmas story, from 1908. Mr. and Mrs. Fernald are an aging couple whose six children (four of them marrieThis is a sentimental, very old-fashioned Christmas story, from 1908. Mr. and Mrs. Fernald are an aging couple whose six children (four of them married) have all moved away from home. Guy, one of their younger sons, impulsively drops by one Christmas afternoon and realizes his parents have been feeling extremely lonely. None of their grown kids has been home for Christmas in years.
So Guy hatches a plan to have all six children secretly gather at their parents’ home the next Christmas, and surprise them Christmas morning. (No spouses or grandchildren, just the six children.) Will he be able to talk his siblings into it? (Not to mention their spouses!) Will they be able to pull off the surprise? And also, will the elusive girl who Guy has loved for years finally be willing to give him a chance?
It’s sweet but kind of sappy, and I just couldn’t agree with the premise (view spoiler)[that it was a great plan to pull the married kids away from their own spouses and children for at least a couple of days right at Christmas (hide spoiler)]. Was the attitude about the holiday so different back then? Or about what you owe to your parents? That part was a huge needle scratch for me.
ETA: Reread in 2019 in preparation for reading the sequel, On Christmas Day in the Evening. I actually liked it a little better the second time around, but I stand by my initial review.
Six pleasant and very fluffy historical romance novellas, of the squeaky clean variety, and all Christmas-themed. They weren't particularly memorable Six pleasant and very fluffy historical romance novellas, of the squeaky clean variety, and all Christmas-themed. They weren't particularly memorable for me and I wasn't really feeling most of the romances, but they were fun enough for a few hours' diversion. I picked these up on a 99c Kindle sale.
3.25 stars. "Fairy Christmas" by Lucinda Brant - a spin-off of Brant's Salt Hendon novels, involving a penniless young woman taken in by the Earl of Salt Hendon and his wife, a somewhat scandalous aunt, and a Russian aristocrat. The misunderstanding was a little silly but there was a surprising shift in focus that I thought was fun and different.
3.25 stars. "A Christmas Promise" by Sarah Eden - Sean Kirkpatrick, on his way to a new job in a new area of Ireland, takes a wrong turn onto the Butler farm and finds Maeve Butler ... and her very protective dogs and brothers. Sweet and charming, in a very Irish-flavored way.
4 stars. "Twelve Months" by Heather Moore - Lucien Baxter's longtime friend Will is a roguish player, with a pregnant wife that he's cheated on several times. On his deathbed, Will asks Lucien to marry Cora (and, by the way, treat her better than Will did). But Cora doesn't want to be anyone's pity project. Something in this story touched me, so it was a winner. (view spoiler)[I think there was a bit of glitch with the baby being born 9 months later; I might be wrong (and I'm too lazy to check right now) but I thought she was supposed to be something like 3 months pregnant when she and Lucian first meet. (hide spoiler)]
2.25 stars. "A Fezziwig Christmas" by Lu Ann Staheli - Young Ebenezer Scrooge and his friend and co-worker Dick Wilkins romance the Fezziwig daughters. Cute but superficial, and knowing what later happens with Scrooge and his romance with Belle gave this one an oddly unsatisfying vibe for me, though the story focuses mostly on his friend Dick.
3.75 stars. "A Taste of Home" by Annette Lyon - Claire Jennings is taking the train back home to Utah to spend Christmas with her much-missed family. Claire is looking forward to her mother's holiday cooking, especially her walnut-topped toffee. She's a little irritated to be escorted home by a young man, William Rhodes, who teased her terribly when they were growing up (he really did do some pretty awful things!). But when Claire's visit home goes off track, it might be William who saves her Christmas. The story raised some interesting family relationship issues that I wished had been delved into more deeply.
3 stars. "A Modern Girl" by Becca White - In 1924, Margie leaves behind her coal miner beau Henry and heads to New York City, where she's sure she's going to find the exciting new life she's always longed for. When she's hired as a clerk at Macy’s department store in New York City, she's delighted. Though she's mostly enjoying her independence and city life, she begins to see the drawbacks in it as well. This story was weak in the romance department but enjoyable as a slice of 1920s life for a NYC shop girl....more
So I was scouting around the Internet for Christmas-themed SF and fantasy short stories for my Christmas day column on Fantasy Literature (which has nSo I was scouting around the Internet for Christmas-themed SF and fantasy short stories for my Christmas day column on Fantasy Literature (which has now posted - check it out!), and this novelette made its way to the top of the heap, mostly because the blurb for it includes the words "humorous and charming," which are surefire ways to catch my eye. This is one of the more lighthearted and enjoyable Tor shorts, free online here at Tor.com.
Dita and Coco Trebor are sisters who are cursed to wander the earth … putting on amateur theater productions. Each one they do works off a little bit of their debt to the Powers That Be, and Christmas plays are the best for working off a good chunk of their debt (“we’re like a lot of business people in that respect—we work hard all year but most of the profit comes in during the holidays”).
The twist here is that their productions include ghosts as part of the play, the spirits of those who have passed on but not entirely left our earth yet. So with Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, Dita and Coco have an ideal opportunity to include several ghosts as cast members ― as long as they can keep the humans in the cast from figuring out what’s REALLY going on. And the guy who plays Scrooge seems to be suspicious …
The Christmas Show is humorous and breezy in tone. It’s a little lightweight, and Pat Cadigan elects to gloss over significant background details, like the reason for the curse, why it’s worked off by putting on theater productions, and what the actual ghosts have to do with the sisters’ curse. I was hoping for more explanation, but it was still a charming read, and I’d be happy to read more about the adventures of the Trebor sisters.
3.5 stars, rounding up. Recommended if you have affection for humorous ghost stories, A Christmas Carol, or amateur theater productions. Merry Christmas!...more
In this 1896 short story by Willa Cather, a down-on-his-luck young man is at the end of his rope financially and in spirit.
It is a tragic hour, that h
In this 1896 short story by Willa Cather, a down-on-his-luck young man is at the end of his rope financially and in spirit.
It is a tragic hour, that hour when we are finally driven to reckon with ourselves, when every avenue of mental distraction has been cut off and our own life and all its ineffaceable failures closes about us like the walls of that old torture chamber of the Inquisition. To-night, as this man stood stranded in the streets of the city, his hour came. It was not the first time he had been hungry and desperate and alone. But always before there had been some outlook, some chance ahead, some pleasure yet untasted that seemed worth the effort, some face that he fancied was, or would be, dear. But it was not so to-night.
He decides to rob a wealthy home, but gets more than he bargained for when he embarks on his new criminal career.
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"The Burglar's Christmas" is definitely a sentimental tale, but it touched my heart. I liked the subtle tie-ins to the Biblical story(view spoiler)[ of the prodigal son in Luke 15 (hide spoiler)], and there are some literary references in the story - the Inquisition, the Dance of Death, and Childe Harold - and some character insights that raise this story above the norm for sweet, heartwarming tales.
Some interesting background notes: When this was originally published in 1896, Willa Cather was only 23. She originally used her cousin's name as a pseudonym for this tale. Some scholars think that (view spoiler)[Cather's own relationship with her mother (hide spoiler)] is reflected in this tale, which would be a lovely thing.
A Jesuit priest, the astrophysicist on a space crew voyaging to explore the Phoenix Nebula, is having a crisis of faith. He has always been ab[image]
A Jesuit priest, the astrophysicist on a space crew voyaging to explore the Phoenix Nebula, is having a crisis of faith. He has always been able to blend religious faith and scientific knowledge in his life, but what he finds out at the destination of their voyage shakes him to the core.
"It is three thousand light-years to the Vatican. Once, I believed that space could have no power over faith, just as I believed the heavens declared the glory of God’s handwork. Now I have seen that handiwork, and my faith is sorely troubled."
"The Star" is a somber, poignant, and beautifully-told story. It deals with questions of belief, as well as the magnificent and wonderful things in our universe. I feel like Arthur C. Clarke loaded the dice a little to make his story more dramatic (view spoiler)[by having the people whose lives were destroyed by a supernova be apparently so happy, kind and lovely in every way (hide spoiler)], but that's a minor quibble.
This story raises the fundamental question of, how can a loving God allow (or perhaps even cause) terrible things to happen? I don't believe Clarke tries to answer that question, and probably the story is stronger because he didn't try. On one level it may be viewed as anti-religious, but after reading it again I don't think it's that simple or straightforward.
Clarke has a quite different take on religion in another equally well-known and much anthologized short story, The Nine Billion Names of God. It makes for an interesting contrast with this one.
Kindle freebie romance time again: Here we have a slightly Cinderella-ish plot about a female veterinarian, Kat Parsons, who is the longtime American Kindle freebie romance time again: Here we have a slightly Cinderella-ish plot about a female veterinarian, Kat Parsons, who is the longtime American BFF of Sophie, a princess of a small (made-up) European country. Princess Sophie has a hot older brother, the crown prince, who views Kat with deep suspicion, because she must be trying to get her claws into some hapless royal guy. And a mother, the queen of their country, who does NOT want her children marrying anyone but the bluest of bluebloods. Which Kat definitely is not, but she is a dedicated friend and great vet.
Plus Christmas!! *throws tinsel in air*
There's lots of silliness here that I may or may not decide to probably won't take the time to pick apart (like lots of completely baseless suspicion of Kat's motives on the prince's side, purely to increase the drama factor), and an improbable plot that will require a rock-hard commitment to suspending disbelief. But if this type of fluffy romance is your brain candy of choice, grab it while it's free! It's cute and fun and delivers fairly well on the romantic feelz. This is one of those series where there are some secondary characters milling around who have been in the prior books, but it works fine as a stand-alone read....more
2.5 stars. Handsome but uptight and straitlaced Lord Vandover suddenly decides he needs to get married, because of Grandmama's pleas, and maybe becaus2.5 stars. Handsome but uptight and straitlaced Lord Vandover suddenly decides he needs to get married, because of Grandmama's pleas, and maybe because his brother isn't such a great heir to the estate. Holly Paxton is having a belated first season in London. His stepmother tries to turf his plans. Her sister is jealous and tries to get in the way of her prospects. Do either of these nasty women succeed in their plans? (view spoiler)[Not even to the SLIGHTEST degree. (hide spoiler)]
While I'm not a fan of unnecessary drama, this whole story needed a little more spice to it. The novella (how the couple meets and weds) is as bland as pudding, and by the time I got to the end of it and read the first couple of chapters of the novel that followed, I was utterly unable to drum up any interest in the spying/misunderstanding plot of the novel. I skipped to the end just to see how it all would work out, so it's a dnf for me.
Regency romances either need a strong romance with lots of sexual tension or (if they're of the more traditional sort) lots of witty dialogue. Or both. :) This one had neither.
Not recommended unless you're a diehard Regency fan ... even if it's free.
Initial post: Kindle freebie, November 20, 2017. Regency romantic suspense Christmas fluff, YAY! This is a twofer: a novella and a novel about the same couple....more
I came across this 1916 Christmas-themed novella while on the search for online short stories about Christmas and the holidays, for the Retro Reads DeI came across this 1916 Christmas-themed novella while on the search for online short stories about Christmas and the holidays, for the Retro Reads December group read.
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Highly recommended if you like sentimental, nostalgic stories about bygone days, but it has a few fun sprinkles of spice along with its sweetness.
The Romance of a Christmas Card involves a spirited minister's wife with a penchant for writing poems and painting pictures, which she decides to turn into a little extra cash (her correspondence with the manufacturer of the greeting card company is hilarious!), a couple of wayward young men who left town three or four years ago and are estranged from their families, and a selfless sister who's taken care of her brother's motherless twins since the day they were born (he's one of the aforesaid young men). Top it off with a dollop of small town gossip, affection and occasional cattiness.
The ending was a bit too abrupt - I really needed a couple more scenes for closure, even though it's perfectly clear what's going to happen - and I wanted to slap some sense into the martyr sister and her irresponsible brother. But overall I really enjoyed it, in a nostalgic turn of the century kind of way.
Free online here at AmericanLiterature.com (it' s also on Project Gutenberg, where you can download it). There are some sweet, old-fashioned illustrations for the story on both sites.
And yes, I'm going to recommend it to the Retro Reads group. :)...more
My search for online Christmas-themed science fiction led me to "A Midwinter's Tale," part of this collection. Currently this review is just for this My search for online Christmas-themed science fiction led me to "A Midwinter's Tale," part of this collection. Currently this review is just for this short story, which is part of the free sample of this anthology here at Baen.com. Review first posted on Fantasy Literature:
4.5 stars. An interstellar soldier, suffering from some memory problems, meets an anonymous woman on one of the planets he is stationed on. He tells her a Christmastime story from his childhood on another planet, originally settled by a small group of humans, and their relationship with larls, the natives on this planet. Larls are large black puma-like predators, intelligent but non-speaking, and in Flip’s childhood they have a mutually beneficial working relationship with the humans on their planet.
Flip tells a story of this colony’s Christmas Eve celebration (which contains distinct echoes of Dylan Thomas’s classic A Child's Christmas in Wales), which ends with Flip sleepily lying by the fireplace. A large larl curls up around him and unexpectedly speaks, telling Flip the story of when humans first arrived on their planet, and about a chilling and game-changing encounter between a huntress, her baby and the predatory larls.
It’s a mystical and bittersweet tale, with some wonderful writing. I wasn’t entirely convinced by the soldier’s story used by Michael Swanwick as the framing device, which didn’t quite fit for me (or maybe I was missing Swanwick’s point with it), and his memory problems add some not entirely welcome haziness to the events he retells. But the stories within that framing device ― the soldier’s (older Flip’s) tale of a very strange Christmas Eve, reminiscent of the traditional fable of beasts speaking on Christmas Eve, and in turn the larl’s tale of first contact between their species ― were both memorable.
“A Midwinter’s Tale” was also included in the 2011 Alien Contact anthology. Editor Marty Halpern’s blog includes some fascinating insights from Michael Swanwick about the elements that went into this tale, which include not only the Dylan Thomas and animals talking on Christmas Eve stories, but also some paintings by Marc Chagall that Swanwick saw at an exhibition at the Philadelphia Museum of Art, and several other inspirations and influences. ...more
Miracle and Other Christmas Stories is a collection of eight short science fiction and fantasies by Connie Review first posted on Fantasy Literature:
Miracle and Other Christmas Stories is a collection of eight short science fiction and fantasies by Connie Willis, plus an introduction and an afterword. It was on sale for $1.99 in early December 2016 ― a great value. It combines Willis’ heartfelt love for Christmas with a clear-eyed but sympathetic view of humanity and its foibles. In the introduction, Willis talks about how she has tried to walk the fine line between cynicism and “mawkish sappiness.” I think she’s done a fine job of it.
“Miracle:” 4 stars. In this story, as sometimes in real life, office Christmas party planning and politics threaten to sideline the true meaning of Christmas. Lauren is looking for the perfect Christmas dress to catch the attention of office hottie Scott, while enjoying her platonic friendship with overweight co-worker Fred. She and Fred share the same preference for the movie Miracle on 34th Street over It’s a Wonderful Life (as does Willis herself, as she confesses in the introduction). Things go off the rails for Lauren when the Spirit of Christmas Present ― as in the gift type of present, not the here-and-now ― shows up in Lauren’s apartment as a long-haired blond surfer dude who’s environmentally aware. The Spirit starts messing up all of Lauren’s plans, from her perfect party dress to her gifts for others to her romantic plans. It’s a cute romantic comedy and Willis uses one her favorite plot devices in which harried characters frantically and ineffectually race around and communication between them breaks down. I’m not as fond of it as she is, but it works well here in the short story format.
“Inn:” 4.5 stars. The church congregation rehearses their Christmas program while the choir director stresses out over the program coming together, the aged Reverend Wall practices the same Christmas sermon that he always gives, word for word, and the assistant minister worries about homeless people sneaking into the church and stealing the collection money or the Communion silver.
“Reverend Wall let a homeless man wait inside last week, and he relieved himself on the carpet in the adult Sunday School room. We had to have it cleaned.” She looked reprovingly at Sharon. “With these people, you can’t let your compassion get the better of you.”
No, Sharon thought. Jesus did, and look what happened to him.
But when a couple wearing robes and sandals, not speaking any English, knocks on the doorsteps of the church on the cold and snowing night, Sharon can’t resist letting them in. The very young wife is pregnant, after all, and they’re obviously lost. Extremely lost. “Inn” is an excellent reminder of the true meaning and spirit of Christmas, as well as the need for compassion for those less fortunate.
“In Coppelius’s Toyshop:” 3 stars. A jerk of a guy, trying (with mixed success, because he’s such a tool) to act nice for the girl he’s dating, gets stuck with his date’s young son at a toyshop, extravagantly decorated for Christmas. Coppelius’ toyshop is a child’s dream and an adult’s nightmare. I was torn between hoping that this guy, the narrator, would see the light and catch the true spirit of Christmas, and wishing that he would get the punishment he richly deserves.
“The Pony:” 2.5 stars. Barbara, her sister and her niece open their Christmas presents and talk about what they’ve always REALLY wanted for Christmas. There’s a bit of an interesting twist to it, hinting at the ominous aspect of getting what you wish for. This story is very short and didn’t make much of an impact on me.
“Adaptation:” 4 stars. Edwin Grey, a rather pitiful but sympathetic divorced man, is working in the book department of a busy department store at Christmas time. He struggles with his manipulative ex-wife to get time with his daughter Gemma for Christmas, and with organizing a special holiday signing event for the author of Making Money Hand Over Fist. Then someone dressed as the Spirit of Christmas Yet to Come is assigned to be Mr. Grey’s assistant. Like the real Spirit, he doesn’t talk, but he’s quite a competent assistant. The plot thickens when Grey’s assistant takes him to a small place for lunch, where they meet up with a man dressed as the Spirit of Christmas Present … and others. “Adaptation” contains some lovely and heartfelt tributes to traditional Christmas stories and books generally.
He put down the book and raised his teacup in a toast. “To Sir Walter Scott, who knew how to keep Christmas!”
“And to Mr. Dickens,” Marley said, “the founder of the feast.”
“To books!” I said, thinking of Gemma and A Little Princess, “which instruct and sustain us through hard times.”
“Cat’s Paw:” 3.5 stars. The great detective Touffét and his faithful assistant, Mr. Bridlings, are invited to Lady Charlotte Valaday’s Suffolk home at Christmas to solve a mystery. Bridlings reluctantly gives up his country holiday with his sister’s family to join Touffét at Lady Charlotte’s manor. Lady Charlotte, it turns out, isn’t much into Christmas, but she is into animal rights, particularly with respect to great apes. She has, in fact, several apes at her home, acting as servants, who have had laryngeal implants, enabling them to talk in a simple way. Lady Charlotte’s “mystery” is of interest primarily to herself, but her concerns are supplanted when a murder takes place, giving Touffét a true mystery to solve. “Cat’s Paw” is an interesting mashup of a Sherlock Holmes-type of detective murder mystery and a science fictional animal rights plot.
“Newsletter:” 3.5 stars. What if Invasion of the Body Snatchers or The Puppet Masters actually happened … but the main apparent effect was that it made people nicer? While dealing with the annual headache of writing and receiving Christmas newsletters, Nan and her co-worker try to figure out if something’s really wrong with people, whether the fact that so many people are wearing hats (or wigs) has something to do with it … and what can be done? Or if anything actually should be done? It’s an amusing tale, with a rueful look at how the holiday rush often brings out the worst in people.
“Epiphany:” 4 stars. In the middle of his Sunday sermon, Mel, a Presbyterian minister, suddenly has a personal epiphany: he suddenly and mystically is aware that Christ has returned to Earth, and that he needs to go find him … somewhere in the western U.S. That’s all he knows. But he exercises his faith and takes off in his car, knowing his congregation and friends will think he’s crazy. He meets a retired English teacher, Cassie, who’s had a similar epiphany, except her messages come through Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations. Mel’s good friend B.T., an atheistic black man, tracks him down and, rather reluctantly, joins Mel on his quest.
“Epiphany” takes the traditional story of the three kings, Melchior, Caspar and Balthasar, transposes it to a modern-day setting, and applies it to the Second Coming of Christ. It draws some rather quirky lines between the original story and modern times, and has an unresolved ending, where I was hoping for something more wrapped up and tied with a (Christmas) bow, but it’s a thought-provoking story.
In the afterword, Willis offers two lists of her Christmas favorites: “Twelve Terrific Things to Read at Christmas,” ranging from the original Biblical Christmas story to Arthur C. Clarke’s “The Star,” and “Twelve to Watch,” a list of great Christmas movies, including A Christmas Story and, of course, Miracle on 34th Street....more
I was digging around in the depths of my Kindle last night for something Christmas-themed and not too demanding of my brain, which was recuperating frI was digging around in the depths of my Kindle last night for something Christmas-themed and not too demanding of my brain, which was recuperating from hosting a luncheon and book club discussion at my house yesterday. I landed on this set of four short Christmas novellas from Carla Kelly, one of the more thoughtful and realistic writers of Regency era romances. I read these about 4 years ago but didn't remember much at all about them, so it was almost like reading them brand new. Yay for bad memories?
This set is only $3.03 on Amazon Kindle and worth picking up if you like the more thought-provoking type of historical romances. Carla Kelly writes heartfelt stories about realistic people, those who have gone through trials in life. She's more interested in naval captains, doctors, soldiers, women who wish for the right to go to universities, women who don't fit into high society or are poor relations, than the Incomparables at Almacks or dukes. And she has a nice sense of humor:
The sound of incredible, perfect harmony exploded in the church, booming from wall to wall with all the majesty the hymnist must have intended but which had never before been even remotely achieved at St. Phil’s. By the end of the first stanza, the choirmaster was gripping the lectern, his knuckles white. At the completion of the chorus, he waved the choir to a halt and staggered to a seat.
Or, on a more romantic note:
He knew what to do after that, and he did it, without any demur from the object of his admiration. He would like to have done more, but the winged harpy of good manners clattered into the room and flopped down to roost on his shoulder.
The four novellas in this collection:
“The Christmas Ornament” - Two fathers decide to try to make a match between their shy, studious children. The son, James Enders, is definitely interested, but he manages to put his foot in his mouth with Olivia Hannaford several times. When Olivia's brother brings a suave diplomat friend (who wants an "intelligent wife") home for Christmas to meet Olivia, James despairs of his chances. I really enjoyed reading the entire story from James' point of view, and seeing how his view of Olivia evolves as he grows to understand her better.
“Make a Joyful Noise” - Lord Peter Chard, a widower with two young children, gets entangled with his mother's efforts to help put together a choir for the three local churches' annual Christmas choir competition. The problem is that their congregation's choir is terrible, the despair of all. Then Chard meets a young Welsh widow, pregnant and living with her despicable in-laws, with a lovely voice ... but she's not at all in the class of ladies that he's supposed to be looking to marry from. Chard's delightful children and his steadiness and kind heart are big pluses in this story.
“An Object of Charity” - Captain Michael Lynch's ship is in repairs for several months. While he's in Portsmouth, trying to figure out what to do with himself, he meets the destitute niece and nephew of his former first officer, who died in a battle, and ends up taking them with him to visit his long-estranged family. Lynch is a man with a good heart but damaged in his soul by his life's disappointments, and he has a tendency to bark at people like an impatient captain and then regret his hasty words later. This story has some good points to make about forgiveness.
“The Three Kings” - Lady Sarah Comstock is in trouble: she's in Spain during the Napoleonic wars, in the front of the battles between the British and the French. She and her brother are scholars researching Christopher Columbus' old papers, and he's been unexpectedly killed. Now it's up to Sarah to get Columbus' papers home. She's given safe-conduct papers by the French, but somehow the journey ends up far more dangerous than she expected.
The first two stories were my favorites, but they're all worth reading....more