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Twilight / Life and Death (Twilight, #1, #1.75)
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bookshelves: destroy-it-like-a-horcrux, gouge-out-my-eyes-with-a-spoon, not-even-in-the-zombie-apocalypse, why-would-ya
Oct 06, 2015
bookshelves: destroy-it-like-a-horcrux, gouge-out-my-eyes-with-a-spoon, not-even-in-the-zombie-apocalypse, why-would-ya
NOPE. Not a fucking chance in hell.
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Finished Reading
October 6, 2015
– Shelved
October 6, 2015
– Shelved as:
destroy-it-like-a-horcrux
October 6, 2015
– Shelved as:
gouge-out-my-eyes-with-a-spoon
October 6, 2015
– Shelved as:
not-even-in-the-zombie-apocalypse
October 6, 2015
– Shelved as:
why-would-ya
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Jamie (The Kansan Reader)
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Oct 06, 2015 12:29PM
I love your destroy it like a horcrux shelf name.
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Haha, what?? I still have the Twilight saga books under my bed gathering dust after an impulse buy to see what the fuss was about...I only managed 100 or so pages of the sickeningly twee first book.
I forced my way through the saga last year. I was not a fan lol I didn't hate it but man. It was something lol this though?! Clearly an attempt to milk the cash cow!
everyone's review of this book is hysterical today. I can't wait for the trolls to emerge soon
LOL! This gif says it all! I forced my way through the series too, consumed with curiosity to see how she was going to write her way out of the hole she was digging. She didn't. She just dragged all the characters into the hole, beat them to death with the shovel, and threw dirt on them. That's what the nonsense in the last book was for me. Or maybe it was just wishful thinking on my part. . . I guess it was, since they're back!!
What the actual fuck? HOW IS THIS A THING?!Stephanie Meyer is laughing all the way to the bank.
