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Seduction of a Highland Lass by Maya Banks
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it was ok
bookshelves: i-smell-poo, kilts, kindle-app, read-in-2016, trashy-romance-novel

2.5 stars

Um.
It seemed a bit too much like a cheesy Lifetime Movie for it to be any fun. The dialogue was just too overblown & dramatic to seem real to me.
He called her Angel, & she called him Warrior...

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Plus, they were both sooo horny when they were sick and/or injured.
Reeeeeeally? Tell me more about your magical sex drive.

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Because, see, I don't know if you have ever been violently ill with a high fever, but I have. And, believe you me, there was absolutely no room for thoughts about the sexy-times.
I would love to tell you that I'm one of those alpha-moms, who gets the flu, but still soldiers on. But the truth?
I pray for death, & tell the kids to forage for their own food or starve. Because I could honestly care less if their tummies are rumbly. Microwave a corn dog and leave me alone, dammit!
This is only ONE of the many perks to no longer having small children!

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I can't imagine what a wuss I'd be if I had to deal with a stab wound on top of it!
But I kinda doubt I'd be itching to have a make-out session.
Oh, and maybe it's just me (<--I doubt it), but how many of you ladies out there would be willing to kiss your man when he's been ill for a week or so?
Sick People breath is VILE!
Like melted plastic wrapped in rotten eggs...

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Ok, even though I wasn't really on board with everything about this one, I still want to read the next book in the trilogy. I was actually hoping that this was the story about Rionna, the warrior chick, but...sadly, no . This one was about Keeley.
Whatever. I've read worse.
I'm not sure who I would recommend this one to, but it's not an unreadable story, and it did make me want to continue on with #3.

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Reading Progress

September 20, 2016 – Started Reading
September 20, 2016 – Shelved
September 29, 2016 – Finished Reading

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message 1: by Jeff (new)

Jeff BWAHAHAHAHA!

Sick People breath is VILE!

It's like an old couples kitchen, where the smell of decades of crappy meals are piled on one another - pot roast (1969) - cabbage and ham (1976) meatloaf (1980).

Is it lunch time yet?


message 2: by jenn (new)

jenn I just threw up in my mouth thinking about all of that.

Thank you. I'm no longer hungry. LOL


message 3: by Jeff (new)

Jeff Jeff - the liver and onions of Anne's comments sections for three years running.


message 4: by jenn (new)

jenn *gag* Liver and onions.... Ew.

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Anne Jenn *Sassy-Opionated-Country-Girl* wrote: "I just threw up in my mouth thinking about all of that.

Thank you. I'm no longer hungry. LOL"


That's what I'm here for. Ha!


Anne Jeff wrote: "Jeff - the liver and onions of Anne's comments sections for three years running."

I'm not sure what you're referring to, Jeff?
*blinks innocently*


message 7: by jenn (new)

jenn ew. ew. ewewewewewwwwwwww.


Anne I looooove onions. Liver...not so much.


message 9: by Jason (new)

Jason Koivu Yeah, when I get real sick I pretty much forget I own a penis.


message 10: by jenn (new)

jenn *blinks slowly*


message 11: by Anne (last edited Sep 29, 2016 09:23AM) (new) - rated it 2 stars

Anne Right?! I mean, when I'm sick...Chris Evans could walk by, and I wouldn't even try to stuff him in the basement!


message 12: by Anne (new) - rated it 2 stars

Anne Jenn *Sassy-Opionated-Country-Girl* wrote: "*blinks slowly*"

You poor thing. You had no idea what you would see if you chimed in on one of my threads, did you?


Holly Haha I concede all your points are valid. Though if you disliked this one, you might hate the next one. Hero #3 is an ass.


message 14: by jenn (new)

jenn It's not so much that. I'm used to crazy. I just had a moment where I'm like, dude what the hell do I keep walking into?

But I'm over it now. Lol


message 15: by Anne (new) - rated it 2 stars

Anne Holly wrote: "Haha I concede all your points are valid. Though if you disliked this one, you might hate the next one. Hero #3 is an ass."

I finished it last night. Ehhhh. I was expecting her to be a bit feistier?


message 16: by Anne (new) - rated it 2 stars

Anne Jenn *Sassy-Opionated-Country-Girl* wrote: "It's not so much that. I'm used to crazy. I just had a moment where I'm like, dude what the hell do I keep walking into?

But I'm over it now. Lol"


Glad to hear it!


message 17: by Jason (new)

Jason Koivu Jason wrote: "Yeah, when I get real sick I pretty much forget I own a penis."

Just to be clear, it's not my penis I'm talking about.


message 18: by jenn (new)

jenn *grins*

me too. lol


message 19: by Anne (new) - rated it 2 stars

Anne Jason wrote: "Jason wrote: "Yeah, when I get real sick I pretty much forget I own a penis."

Just to be clear, it's not my penis I'm talking about."


Riiiiiight. *cough*


message 20: by jenn (new)

jenn Jason wrote: "Jason wrote: "Yeah, when I get real sick I pretty much forget I own a penis."

Just to be clear, it's not my penis I'm talking about."


*snort*


message 21: by Anne (new) - rated it 2 stars

Anne That's what they all say when the turtle goes in the shell.


message 22: by jenn (new)

jenn *bahahahahaahahahahah*

Rolling on the floor here.


message 23: by Anne (new) - rated it 2 stars

Anne Poor Jason. Sorry, buddy!


message 24: by Jason (new)

Jason Koivu Y'all are meanies! *takes penis, runs away and plays with by himself*


message 25: by jenn (new)

jenn I. CAN'T. BREATH.

Omg. You poor thing!


message 26: by Jessica's (new)

Jessica's Totally Over The Top Book Obsession Great review hun :)


message 27: by Anne (new) - rated it 2 stars

Anne Jessica's wrote: "Great review hun :)"

Thanks, lady!


message 28: by Anne (new) - rated it 2 stars

Anne Jason wrote: "Y'all are meanies! *takes penis, runs away and plays with by himself*"

Jenn *Sassy-Opionated-Country-Girl* wrote: "I. CAN'T. BREATH.

Omg. You poor thing!"


Don't encourage him, Jenn. He'll go blind!


message 29: by jenn (new)

jenn I feel as if that is from a movie somewhere. He'll go blind for what? Excess use of Mrs. Palm-ala?

*snort*


message 30: by Anne (new) - rated it 2 stars

Anne Yep. It's dangerous stuff!


message 31: by Jeff (new)

Jeff Anne wrote: "Yep. It's dangerous stuff!"

It's hypnotic.


message 32: by jenn (new)

jenn I was thinking more along the lines of 'You'll shoot your eye out'.


message 33: by Anne (new) - rated it 2 stars

Anne OMG! I have 2 teenage boys...it's a REAL THING.


message 34: by jenn (new)

jenn *snort* OMG. Lol. I have no kids but I do have two older brothers and one younger brother.


message 35: by Anne (last edited Sep 30, 2016 08:06AM) (new) - rated it 2 stars

Anne Then...you know. It's like ALL THE TIME at that age!
Ugh. I wanna leave them a note telling them to clear the browser history, stop stealing my good lotion, and put the towel (or whatever!) DIRECTLY into the washing machine.


message 36: by jenn (new)

jenn Sweet baby jesus. I ended up giving my laptop to my younger brother who would steal it for DAYS at a time, and I'd find it and open it and scream 'DAMNIT JEFF! YOUR SICK! How in TF do you watch this crazy shit! And he'd slaunter in like -

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message 37: by Jason (new)

Jason Koivu Looking back on my teen years, I truly feel bad for what my mother had to launder...


message 38: by jenn (new)

jenn Oh to be a guy and wonder what it would be like. *daydream*


Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* This review is just every.thing.ever!!

Because, see, I don't know if you have ever been violently ill with a high fever, but I have. And, believe you me, there was absolutely no room for thoughts about the sexy-times.

Why yes, I too have been violently ill. And no, I do not have sexy-time thoughts while wishing for death.

I've also always found it ridiculous when characters are all "man, her ass looks so bangible" while fighting for their lives.... um, priorities people. Come on!


message 40: by jenn (new)

jenn I agree wholeheartedly with that statement @Karly.

For some reason, the whole 'her ass is so bangible' always rubs me the wrong way. *shrugs* I don't know why.


message 41: by jesse (new)

jesse this review made me laugh! heh. :P


Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* Jenn *Sassy-Opionated-Country-Girl* wrote: "I agree wholeheartedly with that statement @Karly.

For some reason, the whole 'her ass is so bangible' always rubs me the wrong way. *shrugs* I don't know why."


I was being intentionally crass lol


message 43: by Licha (new)

Licha I can't even. Melted plastic wrapped in rotten eggs...


message 44: by Anne (new) - rated it 2 stars

Anne Jason wrote: "Looking back on my teen years, I truly feel bad for what my mother had to launder..."

I've seen things in my laundry that would curl your hair.


message 45: by Anne (new) - rated it 2 stars

Anne Karly, I'm with you on the priorities! Who gets a boner on the battlefield?!


message 46: by Wiltshire Hermit (new)

Wiltshire Hermit I'm still trying to work out if 'stuffing Chris Evans in the basement' is a euphemism. It would explain the Captain 'Murica gimp mask I guess.


Minna These GIFs are AWESOME. <3


Suman loved this review! So on point :)


message 49: by Anne (new) - rated it 2 stars

Anne Thanks, Sue!


Kelsea Tufte I would have to say that morning breath is also just as vile.. this review made me laugh so much. Haha


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