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Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
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March 5th
Today I went to a place called Goodreads, it is a kind of litrary salo which is useful for a girl that wants to improve her mind like I do. So I wondered how I would be a social success there it is quite different from New York but luckily I met a gentleman called Mr. Paul Bryant who took an interest in me and wanted to help me improve my mind. Mr. Bryant said it is very very easy you just post a review that is a bit riskay and has an artistic picture at the top. I said I did not know how to do artistic pictures but Mr. Bryant said you just borrow one from another review like from Miss Lisa Jayne who is very very popular. I said isnt that stealing but Mr. Bryant said no it is an act of ommadge and she will be delighted.
Then I said what do I write under the picture and he said you just be yourself and you will see the votes come rolling in, like I said it is very very easy. So I copied out what I wrote in my diary for today and Mr. Bryant gave it to his friend Dr. Rayner to post and they said I would be an Internet celebrity before I knew it. I said that was very very interesting but was there a place on the Internet where they could buy me an emerald bracelet since a girl doesn't want to waste her time. But Mr. Bryant said that unfortunately he was to busy today to go shopping.
I like the Internet very very much but I think I will go back to New York because the gentlemen there know how to treat a lady.
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bookshelves: parody-homage, history-and-biography, well-i-think-its-funny, the-goodreads-experience
Mar 05, 2014
bookshelves: parody-homage, history-and-biography, well-i-think-its-funny, the-goodreads-experience
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March 5th
Today I went to a place called Goodreads, it is a kind of litrary salo which is useful for a girl that wants to improve her mind like I do. So I wondered how I would be a social success there it is quite different from New York but luckily I met a gentleman called Mr. Paul Bryant who took an interest in me and wanted to help me improve my mind. Mr. Bryant said it is very very easy you just post a review that is a bit riskay and has an artistic picture at the top. I said I did not know how to do artistic pictures but Mr. Bryant said you just borrow one from another review like from Miss Lisa Jayne who is very very popular. I said isnt that stealing but Mr. Bryant said no it is an act of ommadge and she will be delighted.
Then I said what do I write under the picture and he said you just be yourself and you will see the votes come rolling in, like I said it is very very easy. So I copied out what I wrote in my diary for today and Mr. Bryant gave it to his friend Dr. Rayner to post and they said I would be an Internet celebrity before I knew it. I said that was very very interesting but was there a place on the Internet where they could buy me an emerald bracelet since a girl doesn't want to waste her time. But Mr. Bryant said that unfortunately he was to busy today to go shopping.
I like the Internet very very much but I think I will go back to New York because the gentlemen there know how to treat a lady.
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history-and-biography
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the-goodreads-experience
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Mar 05, 2014 06:35AM
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Appreciation is subjective to the subject and the object (gentleman + girl's brains). Here we can follow the money trail as we do in mysteries. :)
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Lorelei uses the word in a rather specialised sense, to mean "male persons willing to buy her expensive jewelry". I am not sure there are any on Goodreads, but apparently plenty in 1926 New York.
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i would be a waste of your time if i didn't now wouldn't i? i'm surprised you're asking for emerald since anything but diamond is rather depressing.
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of course. i will wait until tomorrow to start the diamond hunt. until then i will talk and talk and talk some more so we know each other because you have brains and i talk with something to say, unlike those enervating gentlemen who talk with nothing to say.
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it shall be cartier and it shall be large enough for others to see it glint from across a room. i shall give i to you at luncheon tomorrow for i am a gentleman who really knows how to treat a girl.
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"I'm going back to New York City. I do believe I've had enough."
Bobby the Nobel
Bobby the Nobel
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