Artemis Fowl Quotes
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“Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Trust me. I'm a genius.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“I don't like lollipops.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had somehow got it into their heads that each fairy lugged around a pot of gold with him wherever he went. While it was true that LEP had a ransom fund, because of its officers' high-risk occupation, no human had ever taken a chunk of it yet. This didn't stop the Irish population in general from skulking around rainbows, hoping to win the supernatural lottery.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes."
"That's professor Moriarty," corrected Foaly.
"Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.”
― Artemis Fowl
"That's professor Moriarty," corrected Foaly.
"Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.”
― Artemis Fowl
“My bugs don't have bugs.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“What's this?" he inquired, none too pleasantly. "A circus?"
"No, Julius. It's the end of the circus."
"I see. And these are the clowns?"
Foaly's head poked through the doorway.
"Pardon me for interrupting your extended circus metaphor, but what the hell is that?”
― Artemis Fowl
"No, Julius. It's the end of the circus."
"I see. And these are the clowns?"
Foaly's head poked through the doorway.
"Pardon me for interrupting your extended circus metaphor, but what the hell is that?”
― Artemis Fowl
“Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“this was business.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“I don't know why it is, Captain Short, but whenever you start agreeing with me, I get decidedly nervous.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl