Totally Joe Quotes

“Life is short and there will always be dirty dishes, so let's dance.”
― James Howe, Totally Joe

“I hated that the soldier doll had my name. I mean, please. I didn't play with him much. He was another Christmas present from my clueless grandparents. One time when they were visiting, my grandpa asked me if G.I. Joe had been in any wars lately. I said, "No, but he and Ken got married last week." Every Christmas since then, my grandparents have sent me a check.”
― James Howe, Totally Joe

“[Button] If Gay and Lesbian people are given civil rights, soon everyone will want them”
― James Howe, Totally Joe

“There's no such thing as a wasted wish.”
― James Howe, Totally Joe

“A day can start out ordinary and end up being in the top ten. —Joe Bunch”
― James Howe, Totally Joe

“I never thought I could write this much and now that it's coming to an end, I feel sad that I have to stop, sort of the way you feel at the end of a really good book and you know you're going to miss the main character. But in this case, the main character is me! Myself. Joe (formerly JoDan) Bunch. —Joe Bunch”
― James Howe, Totally Joe

“Sometimes I think it's easier to stand up to the whole school -- or the whole world even -- than it is to stand up to one person, especially if that person really matters to you.”
― James Howe, Totally Joe

“(which is ridiculous even to imagine, since those trapeze acts all have names like The Flying Fedoras, and mine would be called The Flying Bunches, which sounds like a couple of guys throwing bananas at each other).”
― James Howe, Totally Joe