The Sweetest Thing (2002)
Selma Blair: Jane
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Quotes
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Christina : You're too big to fit in here...
[covers her front]
Courtney : Too big to fit in HERE...
[smacks butt]
Courtney : OW! Unh!
Jane : Too big to fit in here...
[covers mouth and moans]
Christina : [Patrons begin playing music and drumming on things] Oh, my God!
Courtney : Oh my god, we are in Fame right now!
Christina , Jane , Courtney : [All singing] What a lovely ride
Jane : Your penis is a thrill!
Christina : Your penis is a Cadillac!
Courtney : A giant Coupe DeVille!
Christina , Jane , Courtney : [All singing] Your penis packs a wallop, your penis brings a load.
Courtney : And when it makes delivery...
Christina : It needs its own zip code! Nine-double zero PENIS!
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Assistant : Well Mr. Mooney is downstairs and he is P-I-S-E-D.
Jane : Pised?
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Jane : My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
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Christina , Courtney : Jane! JANEYYY!
Jane : Sorry you guys, I'm really busy and...
Christina , Courtney : Hey, wait, Jane
[they begin singing]
Christina , Courtney : "Do you like Pina Coladas? And getting caught in the rain...?"
Jane : [Watches her boyfriend in his mascot outfit topple down a flight of stairs] ... shit!
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Jane : I can't believe I'm fucking a big purple elephant!
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Christina , Jane , Courtney : [All Singing] What a lovely ride!
Jane : Your penis is a thrill!
Christina : Your penis is a Cadillac
Jane : A giant Coupe DeVille!
Christina , Jane , Courtney : [All singing] Your penis packs a wallop, your penis brings a load!
Christina : And when it makes delivery...
Christina , Jane , Courtney : [All singing] It needs its own zipcode
Christina : Nine-Double Zero, Penis!
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Courtney : [as Jane arrives] Hi, honey.
Christina : Hi. How did it go?
Jane : Fine. No problem.
Christina : Good.
Courtney : So, did we have fun last night?
Jane : Yes, I did. It was great. You guys were absolutely right. A transition guy was just what I needed.
Christina : Good. How was he? Was he good?
Jane : He was very... sweet and complimentary. And very into pleasing me first.
Courtney : So how was, uh, how was girth?
Jane : Average-ish.
Christina : Average-ish. That's good. So, what did you tell him?
Jane : What do you mean?
Courtney : What do we always tell them no matter what?
Jane : Oh.
[goes through fake repertoire]
Jane : Oh! My God! Your penis is so... *big!*
Courtney : *Good girl.*
[chuckles]
Christina : [holding glass like it's the real thing] Your penis is so *thick!*
Courtney : [does her thing holding a flower vase as well] Oh! Your penis is so pretty!
Christina , Courtney , Jane : [Jane picks up glass as well] Oh! You got a handsome dick!
[Jane even licks her glass]
Christina : Your penis is so... *hard!*
[pretends to have orgasm]
Courtney : Your penis is just so... *large!*
Christina : My body is a movie...
Christina , Courtney , Jane : ...and your penis is the *star!*