The Incredible Jessica James (2017)
Chris O'Dowd: Boone
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Quotes
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Jessica James : What?
Boone : I *really* like you.
Jessica James : Yeah, Boone. Of course you do. Everyone does. I'm freaking dope.
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Boone : How do you pay your rent?
Jessica James : I work at a non-profit in Hell's kitchen. I teach public school kids how to write and produce their own plays.
Boone : So, how do you pay your rent?
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Boone : I wouldn't say this is anymore or less awkward than every other part of the night.
Jessica James : [laughs] That's funny. You're funny.
Boone : Yeah.
[pause]
Boone : I'm also good at cunnilingus.
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Jessica James : Why did you get married?
Boone : I think I was in a hurry to get on with my life.
Jessica James : What went wrong?
Boone : I'm still figuring that out. But, I'm pretty sure it was her fault.
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Jessica James : Just because you catch a unicorn in the wild doesn't mean you get to tap it whenever you want, buddy.
Boone : Are you calling yourself a unicorn?
Jessica James : Maybe.
Boone : Didn't realize unicorns are so arrogant.
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[Boone trips over trash cans in front of Mandy's house]
Boone : [on phone with Jessica] Did trash cans fall over on your end?
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Boone : You know how I used to obsess about everything she did online?
Jessica James : I do.
Boone : Now the only page I refresh is yours.
Jessica James : Come on.
Boone : Oh, that... sounded better in my head.