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@keldabekush / keldabekush.tumblr.com

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Playlists

Jaster’s Legacy (how do you make a dead man proud?)
Din Djarin
The Meat Droids FASTER FASTER FASTER.
HARE
BEEPS
SKIMMER
NUCLEAR CROTCH FLOSS WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU AND YOU WILL PAY FOR STANDING TICKETS.
OONAGH tunes for when you’re typecast as the moody goth but deep inside you’re a whimsical little guy.
BEEPS & SHEN tunes for being in love with a woman who wants to sacrifice you on an altar and you’re like. kind of cool with it.
SoloFett for when you need to uninstall space grindr and get therapy.
Commander Fox working 9-to-5 what a way to make a drug habit.
GAR FM 11pm pre-drinking in the barracks.
Coruscant Clubbing OH MY GOD IT’S PADME AMIDALA WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
SLICK - TRAITOR! The hand that feeds is raised in anger and your teeth are sharp and ready.
[ E C H O ] everyone is strange and familiar.
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keldabekush

Boba Fett i miss you boba fett. Where are you boba fett.

Every day i resist the urge to insert boba fett into Meat Droids canon because he WOULDNT go with them but god. they could just pick him up. Boba Fett gets raised by his four insane uncles making EDM tracks and kandi bracelets. Literally nothing changes though he still does all that shit with Darth Vader

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Boba Fett i miss you boba fett. Where are you boba fett.

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grumfield

guys remember when that super famous minecraft streamer got cancelled for griefing a kid's base and then was later outed as that one faceless anti-woke commentator DarthVader and was some conservative politican's discord kitten...

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rochenn

On the old man grind once again! Realized that Atrem's outfits so far have been indistinguishable from irl waistcoat combinations, so I gave him something more flashy. His shapes and colors also complement Dooku's better now <3

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R0ADIE has an intense fascination with organic matter in states of decay and will pick flora to watch it slowly wilt. Also likes to bring in roadkill but has been explicitly banned from doing this because of the smell and the extremely disturbing experience of waking up to the smell of rot and finding your formerly-murder-robot-now-flatmate entirely motionless with a lumpy dead animal at its feet that it insists it found like this six hours ago.

"It sort of puts you on edge, as a guy who has spent most of his life trying to not get murdered by murder robots." - Hare

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clonehub

clones and avoiding behind studied. Refusing to be understood by those outside their society. One guy straight up lies to a civilian and says he has a hivemind with every single other clone in the galaxy that's why they get orders so fast. No they don't need comms he's never even heard of that.

Wild lies a clone tells Nosy Ass People

"I was actually born yesterday I don't know what cake or taxes are"

"one of the hardest parts of a clones life is the hammer test. Basically they beat you with hammers. They do this once a month."

"I know every single clone in the galaxy"

"I don't know any other clone in the galaxy. I don't even know this guy sitting next to me" (the guy in question is in fact their closest brother who knows all their deepest darkest secrets)

"so basically how the Force works --"

"to test our loyalty our overseers would expose us to all the wonders of the galaxy like drugs and money and well-seasoned food and then also show us the vices like Taylor Swift. No matter whether we choose to stay or go they wipe our memory of it"

"so how do you remember"

"remember what"

"my memory is really bad. because of the hammer test."

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