PERVERTED

This place was... very different. Obvi the name hints it's not going to be a bland experience. When we entered the shop, there was extra-late-night edm (DNB to be exact) playing. The bar height was super tall... you basically cannot see into the other side but we were greeted at the lower check counter to order. The person working was very friendly and answered our questions. Most of the items on the menu could be made vegan so I had plenty of options. We ordered the Cocoa Dependency and Cinner. We didn't know what to expect and were thoroughly impressed. Our cones were beautifully assembled and it all looked amazing! I wish I wasn't so full off ramen already else I would have been able to finish the entire thing.
At one point, the whipped cream slid off onto the floor with a dramatic *splat*. The employee was quick to re-top my ice cream like new. He didn't have to but that was seriously so nice.
If I lived here, I'd definitely be a regular. The secret treat was as delicious as it was impressive looking. The soft serve ice cream itself wasn't overly sweet so it made the dessert very manageable without giving you that sick sugar rush feeling afterwards. The best thing about this place is that it was nearly all vegan. The only non-vegan friendly ingredients were the white chocolate toppings and marshmallow. I hope to be back!

I mean why not give in to your most "prvrtd" indulgences...walk into PERVERTED, let the decor immerse you in a line-crossing world where they're in charge of the entire experience, morals are at the window, and the ice cream concoctions they offer provide visual and tasty indulgences that you'd better keep secret because you don't want anyone else to know these are the lines you're willing to cross.

There's no ice cream cone creations I've seen in any city, in any country which which the gorgeous monstrosities they give you at this place. Don't forget about eating them, but do make sure to enjoy the visual spectacle they hand to you. We had the Bombshell with "cream" soft serve, sour cherry, "punk checklist", barb wire crumble, whipped cream and a cherry on top. My wife and I shared it...it's a secret we'll have forever.

If we lived in Vancouver, we'd keep coming back til we tried everything on their menu. There's just nothing else like it.

I came here on a recommendation from a local, and I would say this is hella good (oops, my Bay Area slang is showing). The place has a solid black-and-white aesthetic, which is a unique vibe and great for pictures.

The menu items had funny names, which I appreciated (since I love puns). However, there was a lot of text on the menu, which was slightly overwhelming to process.

I ended up getting the Beg for S'more, and it is exactly a s'more in ice cream form. It looked great and tasted really good. The chocolate was pretty light, which I liked, and also wasn't too sweet. On top of that, I loved that they used napkins as the cone holder because paper napkins are compostable and serve the double purpose of wiping your mouth.

One downside is that the entrance and inside are very small. Additionally, when I got the cone, it was a little messy from whatever crumbs they dusted on top.

Ultimately, this was still worth it, and I would get it again if I'm ever back in this area.

ECO NOTES
Two square paper napkins used to hold the cone.

Short line out the door due to small area inside but quick service cleared it up in under 10 minutes (it was 11pm). Loved the minimally sweet, almost salty savory cream flavor of the soft serve as well as the variety of toppings, I got the cherry and my friend got the matcha. The gal behind the counter was very conversational and patient when my credit card was being finicky in the machine. Awesome decor, love the vibes.

Was visiting from Texas to celebrate my fiancés birthday and I had to stop here for some ice cream with my lady. This place was definitely unique and the concept is great. I had the "Cinner" & my lady had the "Cocoa Dependency". The shop is small and can easily be missed so keep a lookout if you are walking to this location. Delicious ice cream, great service and this place is a must try for ice cream lovers!

Holy WOW! This place was unbelievable. My hubby and I were in Vancouver for a few days and decided to come by here one late night around 12am. And yes, they were STILL open at that time of day because they realize that ice cream should be eaten at every time of day, including the early morning hours lol.

The menu was crazy. But we finally decided on "Lemon my F.A.O." and "Brand Spanking". Both were completely different flavor-wise but incredibly delicious and sooooo good. While we waited for them to be made we looked around the super cute shop and enjoyed the very "perverted" merch and items for sale. It's a unique vibe and something that's fun to experience alongside the crazy ice cream creations.

Definitely will be back again to try other flavors when we come back to Vancouver!!

My teens liked the marketing. The ice cream looked amazing with impressive cones and presentations. however, the line was super long and once they got it, it melted faster than normal ice cream and it was just okay. Fun idea but mediocre.

Not worth the walk we had to do to try this place. It's a small place, no seating inside. There's a couple standing tables outside if you wanted to hang in the front. The soft serve tasted like just soft ice. The toppings used were mediocre. The black cone is ascetically pleasing but tasted a bit stale. Overall, if I was in the area again I probably would not be returning.

Saturday night

Me and my boyfriend went here after dinner. It's located right on robson street and although I think the concept is very cool, I'm not so sold on the ice cream. It was a little messy to eat and I found the flavours not that enjoyable. The whipped cream on top felt a little waxy - I prefer the classic light whipped cream. I liked the chocolate sauce on top because it was really rich in chocolate flavour. I do have to say that the odds are not in their favour for the ice cream though because I'm not a big fan of chocolate ice cream in general. However, the cream flavour did not particularly stand out to me either. The sprinkles were a good touch and I'm very glad they are the crunchy type and not the cheap waxy ones. As for the caramel, I felt that it was too salty and paired with the ice cream and everything else it felt too sweet - there wasn't really a balance of both. Lastly, the cone itself was alright and not as crunchy as I thought it would be - nor was it very fragrant ad flavourful like some other cones I've had before.

Overall the concept is unique but I couldn't say I would recommend the ice cream here and for the price i dont think it's worth it. But if you're looking for something unique and Instagram worthy - sure I would see why.

I love their ice cream!! Gorgeous and delicious, I felt like i shouldve savored every bite.

Needed some dessert after our semi-fancy girls night out and this place hit the spot. We ordered the Macho Matcha Man and the Brand Spankin. We loved the hard shell on top. Was a perfect topping to start the dessert. Brand Spankin had an abundant amount of sweet milk chocolate. Macho Matcha Man was subtly sweet. No bitter hints throughout the cone as it was masked with the vanilla. You can have it in a cup or cone but we were itching for the cone. The cone was light and crumbly. Cant quite put a taste to it but it doesnt taste like your typical ice cream cone.

No seating is available, but they have two standing tables outside. When we visited on a Friday evening around 8 pm, the line had died down. When we passed the area at 9 pm, another line had formed. Service was quick, took about 3 minutes for them to finish my order. Loved the look of the place - dark and witty. They have their own branded gear on the side that you can purchase.

Overall, i am honestly still craving their ice cream. I would love to visit again the next time i am in Vancouver.