Vince’s 4-star review:
The name of the venue and location caught my attention after receiving our wedding invitation: To be held at the Tin Roof Barn in White Salmon, WA. Wow!
ATMOSPHERE:
From a wedding guest's standpoint, this place is beautiful! Located off a rural road in southern Washington near the Columbia River and Oregon border, we were surrounded by lush rolling hills, pines and an apple orchard. Parking is right up front of the venue with the bride and groom's quarters thereafter. Lawn games were available including horseshoe and corn hole. A stone pathway lined with manicured gardens connects to the open-air pavilion where cocktails were served and hors d'oeuvres passed. The ceremony was to the right of the barn with the apple orchard as the backdrop. And, the star of the show, the barn, is where the reception was held. Fret not as there wasn't a dirt floor, stables or bales of hay. The barn's floor is polished cement with a built-in bar, soaring roof and chandelier lighting; an ingenious mix of rustic and modern. Restrooms are behind the barn.
EXPERIENCE:
The parking lot is a grassy field but due to vehicular access many spots were bald with dirt, so our shoes got very dusty walking from the car to the venue.
Lawn games weren't too popular as the majority of us got our drank on! LOL.
The pavilion, with its faux fireplace, was a nice spot to have pre-ceremony time as guests mingled, drank, ate and conversed. My only complaint is that there was a long line for the bar due to only two bartenders working. I was also turned away twice for drinks as I waited for the crowd to subside before ordering prior to the ceremony and reception. Really?
Being a September wedding, the weather was perfect with no jackets needed but it was very hot during the ceremony as only half of the guests were shaded by the barn's shadow.
Table setup inside the barn were on rectangles of 10 with a mishmash of different chairs. It was difficult to hear what people were saying over the mic as the volume was so low. Dinner was family-style, my least favorite dining option. Courses were dropped off one by one which is fine, but the entrée and accompaniments should come together. For example, the salad came out first, fine. But then the side of veggies come out by themselves so people were starting to nibble. After a few minutes the rice comes out. After the rice cooled down the chicken comes out, with the steak following. It was like eating at a teppanyaki joint but with cold food.
FOOD:
Crab Cakes - These were passed as hors d'oeuvres prior to the ceremony and they were really good. But they only came out once (to us anyway).
Snacks table - A cornucopia of little bites were available in the pavilion including cheeses, hearts of palm and crackers.
Salad - Our first plated course which I passed on as I wasn't into the mix of leaves. I'm more inclined to romaine or green leaf.
Veggies - I honestly can't remember what exactly was served but they were good!
Rice pilaf - That's what was stated on the table menu but it was more of a risotto as it was super sticky, mushy and low on flavor. Bleh.
Chicken - Simply roasted and lightly seasoned. The piece I had was on the dry side.
Steak - Easily the tastiest meal of them all, drizzled in a savory chimichurri sauce. It was so good we asked for more.
After dinner was dancing but the DJ's music was so soft that it didn't give you (or me, anyway) the excitement of being on a dancefloor. The bar stayed open till the very end with the two bartenders providing friendly and quick service.
OVERALL:
We have similar venues on Maui and these guys are right up there with the best of them.