Almost every time I go to work it's under the same urgency as the last scene in Ferris Bueller.

My current favorite shirt was originally a maternity long sleeved t-shirt.

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I am an hour late to work almost every single day. If I'm actually on time coworkers ask why I'm at work so early.

I'm an accountant, and I'm horrible with my personal finances.

not a fan of Korbel, despite its proximity to the Bay

still not sure what the 'third' fork is for...

been McRibbed, multiple times

Not a fan of Earl Grey flavored teas.

and then there's 'tha gumbo cart'.... lolz

Studied psychology, am a psychology project myself. ;-)

Some of the t-shirts I wear at home has holes in them.

pretty good at D&D, chess (shhhh on that last one especially)

one of the crank arms on my bicycle is not original.

I've been wearing sweaters over my shirts at work lately to try to hide my belly. it's starting to get warmer tho...

I have at least 10 pairs of the same black pants that I wear everywhere, to everything.

The elastic in some of my undies are shot and they end up falling down within my pants mid-thigh while I'm out and about.

No one asks if I'm pregnant anymore because they've finally figured out that I'm just that bad at dressing myself.

they dont ask me anymore either loli so we got that going for us!

*High five*

*belly bump*

oh wait, i meant they dont ask me if im pregnant anymore not if your pregnant anymore... sorry, that was weird for a sec

aw yeah!

*belly bump!*

Lol PC, if and when I see you the next time, I'll be like "so how's the elastic holding up today?"

Me too. Mine is A LOT better now, thankfully. The sound of the pop for some reason unnerves me. When I was a kid and the dreaded balloon games would be happening at a birthday party, I would be hiding somewhere in the house, without fail.

I feel I've said too much.

Naaah! I'm sure you have more to share.

I been listening to the same old school snoop dog CD for 4 years already.

My kid has a more active social life than I've ever had.

usually have the car radio tuned to 80s music... that or gangsa rap lolz

Drank Red Bull/ vodka in 2000, now the site or smell makes me gag.

R/B Vodka = old school Vegas chick drink

Went to school almost 13 years to achieve a degree I will never be able to afford.  
*wipes tears

took me 15 years to pay off a degree that I don't use.
touché.

Yah Red Bull vodka was this clubby thing out here, I could see the fratty bros douching it up with their taurine breath ha! What even was that crap!

I knew people drank that stuff but I can't do the energy drink thing, it gives me really bad dreams.

she said "Jame-o"

*swoon*

I don't really do coffee/espresso, I already have too much energy as it is, and that stuff just makes me annoying. I can do the midnight drive to L.A. on 1/2 cup of starbucks. boing boing boing boing

that'd make me up for a midnight jog around the park I guess.
With the full moon coming up again, it actually sounds like a good idea.

I never eat raisins.
Ants on a log is a travesty.

If I'm by myself I'll walk about half a mile before I'll do valet parking.

I wore Crocs to a wedding.

Soph -- were you a total nerd? Pretty girls always get asked to the prom unless they have a thick nerd coating.

^Amounts to the same thing.. "Aloof" equals shy. ("Stuck up" also equals shy.) "Socially awkward" equals nerd.

See, I'm also socially awkward'

Feel better?

I love raw almonds!!!

*joins Peace Corps; is never seen again*

As long as they aren't bitter