Mark A. Cooper > Quotes

“Life has no remote....get up and change it yourself!”
― Mark A. Cooper, Operation Einstein

“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“Always look beyond what you can see.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Fledgling

“Everyone kept telling me not to worry someone will do something. No one did so I became someone and did something.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Absolutely Nothing

“He's given me enough homework to last ten years. I'm gonna die of nerdism.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Absolutely Nothing

“Lucas heard a strange sound, something he hadn’t heard in months. At first it didn’t seem real, it was something distant from the past. It was the first time in nearly a year he had heard himself laugh, and it momentarily stunned him”
― Mark A. Cooper, The Edelweiss Express

“Jason’s entire body started to tremble, his pupils dilated. If they had tried to provoke him, they had finally succeeded and woken a human hurricane with a sting worse than a Fattail Scorpion.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Absolutely Nothing

“You spawny-eyed pig-faced wazzock”
― Mark A. Cooper, Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness

“You’re not fat, just easier to see than most.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“I'm not interested in the reviews by critics over the age of 15.”
― Mark A. Cooper

“Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“His faith was like the radar of a bat, it took him through the darkness that surrounded him. It would guide him through everything that evil would throw at him. When his body gave up, God’s powers lifted him up and kept his heart thumping.”
― Mark A. Cooper, The Edelweiss Express

“Jason knew his life would never be the same again. British intelligence now had an ace up their sleeve, and Jason had to overcome his fears and deal with the secret world he was now a part of.
He would have to grow a tough shell around himself. Despite his many friends, his grandparents and love of his father, he was painfully aware he was very much alone in this world. When it came down to it, there was only one person he could really rely on in the world,

and he was called Jason Steed.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Revenge

“Life has no remote, get up and change it yourself!”
― Mark A. Cooper

“Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“Lucas couldn’t have imagined that he would have ever felt so alone. No family, no friends. Even his own village had turned against him. He peered into the icy water; it looked like it was about to freeze over. Maybe I should drown myself before I freeze to death? he pondered. Was there no one to help? He instinctively bowed his head and prayed. A warm feeling engulfed his battered body. “I’m not alone, I will never be alone. God is with me,” he blubbered.”
― Mark A. Cooper, The Edelweiss Express

“I wonder why Steven wasn’t at swimming club tonight?” Archie asked.
“He’s caught bronchitis,” Mrs Akran said.
Imran thought for a second before replying. “I would like to catch a dinosaur too. I wonder what he feeds it?”
Archie looked at his friend his face looked as if he was in pain before he burst out laughing. “Imran you’re tragic. Bronchitis is like a bad cold it’s not a type of dinosaur.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness

“Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“Connor and Cameron look wide-eyed at the carnage. Cameron slowed the speedboat down to a crawl. She and Connor looked at Jason.
“Oops,” Jason said meekly. Nothing else seemed appropriate.
“Oops?” Connor shouted. “You blew up half the town.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?” Laurence whined.
“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“Luckily the smoke raised the alarm and everyone fled we don’t think any innocent people died. Although when the cavern collapsed two guards were crushed.”
“Yeah I would have been disappointed too.” Jason grinned, his grin was soon wiped off his face when he noticed Dexter’s face change and disapproval of his joke.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“She’s like a cross between an onion and donkey,” Farah said.
“Why?” Jason and Connor asked simultaneously.
“Cause she’s a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.” Farah laughed.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“Maybe I should drown myself before I freeze to death?”
― Mark A. Cooper, The Edelweiss Express

“What is this place? Jurassic Park?”
― Mark A. Cooper, Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness

“He moved closer to her, his face just inches away from her. They stood motionless. Jason looked deep into her eyes. He tore away her barriers and locked eyes. His nose two inches away, he slightly tilted his face and looked at her lips. She slightly turned her face at the opposite angle.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“So Jason, in England, do you eat these ‘Farmer burgers?’” Wong Tong asked.
“Farmer burgers? I don’t know what they are?”
“Maybe I have the name wrong. I remember the name from the song,” Wong Tong explained.
“What song?” Jason asked.
“You know the ‘E, I, E, I, O’ song.”
‘E, I, E, I, O’ song?
Jason started to roar with laughter. He tried to speak but was laughing, much to the annoyance of Wong Tong. He held his chest, laughing still hurt his ribs.
“You mean the ‘Old Macdonald had a farm’ song. You mean Macdonald’s burgers,” he said, laughing. “Yes, I have had them. They’re good.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Revenge

“Was there no one to help? He instinctively bowed his head and prayed. A warm feeling engulfed his battered body. “I’m not alone, I will never be alone. God is with me”
― Mark A. Cooper, The Edelweiss Express

“Meet Tony. My first chest hair. I called him Tony as he’s Tony one I got,” Connor laughed.
Jason laughed at his joke at first and then as fast as lightning grabbed Connor’s only chest hair and plucked it.
“Tony one you had,” Jason corrected.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“can you keep your legs together? its not due for a month”
― Mark A. Cooper, Nautilus