Business Humor Quotes

“A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order.”
― Ryan Lilly

“If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say – except to go soar with the freakin’ eagles.”
― Ryan Lilly

“The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing.”
― Ryan Lilly, Write like no one is reading

“Do billboard salesmen record their sales on charts? If so, who's at the top of the billboard charts for billboard sales?”
― Ryan Lilly

“No cultural habit ever totally fades out of human life. It just loses market share.”
― George Hammond

“Today’s generation is lazy and unfocused. See, when I was young, I used to work 100 hours a week, and you can’t work 80 hours?! You should work 100 hours a week, like I used to do, SINCE before I was born.” – Sir Anubhav Srivastava (CEO, TROLLS United)”
― Anubhav Srivastava, UnLearn: A Practical Guide to Business and Life

“Most networking is a waste of time because you are in front of the wrong people. Spending most of your time networking with other people in your industry is like a boy trying wanting to woo girls but only spending his time networking with other boys.”
― Anubhav Srivastava, UnLearn: A Practical Guide to Business and Life