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![Ryan Lilly](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1608045211i/8185758._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order.”
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![Ryan Lilly](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1608045211i/8185758._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say – except to go soar with the freakin’ eagles.”
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![Ryan Lilly](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1608045211i/8185758._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing.”
― Write like no one is reading
― Write like no one is reading
![Ryan Lilly](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1608045211i/8185758._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“Do billboard salesmen record their sales on charts? If so, who's at the top of the billboard charts for billboard sales?”
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![Anubhav Srivastava](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1720286047i/50883018._UX200_CR0,109,200,200_.jpg)
“Today’s generation is lazy and unfocused. See, when I was young, I used to work 100 hours a week, and you can’t work 80 hours?! You should work 100 hours a week, like I used to do, SINCE before I was born.” – Sir Anubhav Srivastava (CEO, TROLLS United)”
― UnLearn: A Practical Guide to Business and Life
― UnLearn: A Practical Guide to Business and Life
![Anubhav Srivastava](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1720286047i/50883018._UX200_CR0,109,200,200_.jpg)
“Most networking is a waste of time because you are in front of the wrong people. Spending most of your time networking with other people in your industry is like a boy trying wanting to woo girls but only spending his time networking with other boys.”
― UnLearn: A Practical Guide to Business and Life
― UnLearn: A Practical Guide to Business and Life
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