Cheating Quotes

“A woman who would steal your love when your love was really all you had to give was not much of a woman.”
― Stephen King, Four Past Midnight

“He'd lost the only part of his life that made it worth living because of a couple random fucks. How ridiculous.”
― Sonny Hassell, Afterimage

“Rose, I cheat at cards and buy liquor for minors. But I would never, ever force you into something you don't want.”
― Richelle Mead, Spirit Bound

“Marriage to the groom does not means that his heart belongs to the bride.”
― Dennis E. Adonis

“Seriously, if the bastards cheat on you, then they don't deserve you anyway. If that's a legit fear, then you probably shouldn't be with them to begin with.”
― Kody Keplinger, Shut Out

“I google myself but I never cheated on you. Never.”
― Hank Moody

“Well, good afternoon, sunshine. How are you feeling?"
"Like something the cat dragged in, then dragged back outside to leave in the rain, and mud, then the lightning hit it, and burned it, and the cat came back to tear it into pieces, before burying it.”
― Kimberly Montague, Racing Outside the Line

“The only sheets I'll ever long for are my own.”
― A.J. Hartley and David Hewson, Macbeth

“It's not a game if you don't cheat, it's just two sods making a mess with fifty-two pieces of paper.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Ruled Fairyland - For a Little While

“The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wouldn't have gotten it, Ed, I thought, watching her go. It's why we broke up, so here it is. Ed, how could you?”
― Daniel Handler, Why We Broke Up

“I was very happy in both my marriages. I was unfaithful and so were they, just like any other normal couple.”
― Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes

“I’m not even sure I’m going to see that Colin Farrell wanna-be again.”

“What happened?”

“Walked in on him and the bartender in the bathroom last night at Lotus. Usually, that wouldn’t bother me, but the bartender had a mullet. Can you imagine, a mullet in 2012? So sad, Travis obviously has tragically bad taste.”
― Tamara Larson, Lost and Found

“Men cannot survive without cheating, it is in their nature.”
― M.F. Moonzajer

“Moreover, grandmothers of students who aren't doing so well in class are at even higher risk - students who are failing are fifty times more likely to lose a grandmother compared with non-failing students. In a paper exploring this sad connection, Adam speculates that the phenomenon is due to intrafamilial dynamics, which is to say, students' grandmothers care so much about their grandchildren that they worry themselves to death over the outcome of exams.”
― Dan Ariely, The Honest Truth About Dishonesty: How We Lie to Everyone - Especially Ourselves

“Golf shows your character.”
― Victoria Brown

“Nah, Mike’s gonna stop by. He had to work late and he works
with this really cute chick and I just know he….” Alycia folded her arms
on her chest and pouted. “She better be a blonde bimbo with a huge rack
and no personality if he’s gonna cheat on me.”
― J.M. Colail