Jest Quotes

“One to be a murderer. One to be a Martyr. One to be a Monarch. One to go Mad”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“Impossible is my specialty.”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“You have my heart, Jest. I don't know if you deserve it or not. I can't tell if you're a hero or a villain, but it doesn't seem to matter. Either way, my heart is yours.”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“She is a rose, Jest. Lovely on the eyes, yes, but such thorns are not to be ignored.”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“One to be a murderer, the other to be martyred, One to be a monarch, the other to go mad.”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“Some say it is better to have eaten and lost than never to have eaten at all.”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“Everyone always underestimates the idiot.”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“Timid or arrogant, Charming or infuriating, and Catherine was falling, falling, falling.”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“Hello again,’ she said, shivering in the night air.‘Good eve, fair lady, your forgiveness we implore, to come so brashly tapping, tapping at your chamber door.’‘Oh, well, this isn’t exactly my chamber door. More like a window, actually.’The Raven bobbed his head. ‘I made some alterations for the sake of the rhyme.’‘I see. Well – good evening, fair Raven, my forgiveness I bestow, for this uncanny meeting outside of my window.’A boisterous laugh startled Catherine, sending her heart into her throat.”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“And her dumplings were so light they would float in the air and you'd have to catch 'em to eat 'em.”
― Fannie Flagg, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe

“everyone always underestimates the idiot"
Jest from Heartless”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“Deres KH
Deres KH menes Deres KH. Altsaa Knut Kongsberg. Deres Knut Kongsberg, Kongsbergknuten Deres, forstaar De.”
― Knut Hamsun

“—Yo no estoy acostumbrado a tomarme la vida a broma, querido marqués. La frivolidad no es lo mío, y menos aún en cuestión de travesuras; porque hay travesuras y bromas que deben tomarse muy, muy en serio…, o nunca saldrán bien. Una gran broma sólo llega a serlo cuando uno ha invertido en ella toda la seriedad del mundo.”
― Thomas Mann, Confessions of Felix Krull, Confidence Man: The Early Years

“Are you an evolutionist?

I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But let’s suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why can’t we see them evolving? Are they still evolving?”
― Harrison Wheeler, Jesters Incognito: Live Like a King. Hire a Jester.

“The mouse that makes jest of a cat has already seen a hole nearby... We don't fear the devil because we are leaning on the resurrection power of Christ!”
― Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

“But I would stay. For you. If you want me. If—” “I want you.”
― Marrisa Meyer

“Nature never jests.”
― Albrecht von Haller

“He swatted at her with his book. "Shut up and read, will you?"
He lay back down and closed his eyes. Emma glanced over to check that he was smiling, and smiled too.”
― David Nicholls, One Day

“অমৃত জিনিসটা রসের মধ্যে নাই, রসবোধের মধ্যেই আছে।”
― Rabindranath Tagore, My Reminiscences illustrated: By Rabindranath Tagore

“Nor, if the succession of events exercises a charm, is unpredictability by any means the least part of it. When a forecast is made, no matter what it may be, it is always tempting to prove it wrong. Events themselves often help us out in this regard. There are overpredicted events, for instance, that obligingly decline to occur; and then there are the exactly opposite kind - those which occur without forewarning. It behoves us to bank on such conjunctural surprises - such 'backdraughts'. We must bet on the Witz of events themselves. If we lose, at least we shall have had the satisfaction of defying the objective idiocy of the probabilities. This obligation is a vital function - part of our collective genetic heritage. Indeed, this is the only genuine function of the intellect: to embrace contradictions, to exercise irony, to take the opposite tack, to exploit rifts and reversibility - even to fly in the face of the lawful and the factual. If the intellectuals of today seem to have run out of things to say, this is because they have failed to assume this ironic function, confining themselves within the limits of their moral, political or philosophical consciousness despite the fact that the rules have changed, that all irony, all radical criticism now belongs exclusively to the haphazard, the viral, the catastrophic - to
accidental or system-led reversals. Such are the new rules of the game - such is the new principle of uncertainty that now holds sway over all. [...]”
― Jean Baudrillard, The Transparency of Evil: Essays in Extreme Phenomena

“You have my heart, Jest. I don’t know if you deserve it or not. I can’t tell if you’re a hero or a villain, but it doesn’t seem to matter. Either way, my heart is yours.”
― Marrisa Meyer

“this is a quote in which you and I missed the time to read”
― ale barrenechea

“You make war a jest... and send our son as its punchline.”
― K.M. Mayville, Vertus State

“Use of the same word as a joke among friends and its repeated use as an invective are so different. What are friends who cannot hurl absurdities at each other in jest and what is the point in camaraderie if the same word is hurled repeatedly as an innuendo. The intent is the only difference between friend and foe.”
― R. N. Prasher

“Gidbinna Puzzlebox Halving Tokens Ingot The Gold”
― Jonathan Roy Mckinney