The best Father’s Day gifts that aren't a pipe and a pair of slippers

Blondies Father's Day Giant Cookie

Blondie’s Kitchen has done us a solid for Father’s Day with this giant festive cookie complete with chocolate swirls and additional miniature cookies on the sugary bezel.

Gap Dad T-Shirt

It’s obvious really: take one look at the classic ‘Gap’ branding on these jersey knitted tees and you’ll be able to see why the brand has made it into a ‘Dad’ for Father’s Day. Buy the ‘Kid’ toddler version as well for an extra £8.

Personalised Brewdog Cans

BrewDog has stepped it up for Father’s Day with this new online option: personalising a six pack of Punk IPAs with a special label featuring a photo of you together (or really whatever you want). Cracking.

Hawes & Curtis Polo Shirt

Clean white piping finishes off this summertime smart-casual staple wonderfully, elevating something simple into something simply begging to be added into his Greek holiday wardrobe. All he need do is add linen trousers and boat shoes.

Bella Freud Hunky Dory Mug

As far as nepo babies go, we reckon Bella Freud can stick around. Her tongue-in-cheek designs on knitwear and candles have always been a favourite of ours, and the designer makes such gifting shoo-ins as this, too: a David Bowie tribute in fine bone china and gold.

The White Company Robe

You won't be winning any prizes for originality should you choose to present him with a robe this Father's Day, but you will score huge points for the supreme blend of timeless style and comfort this one by The White Company affords. The combo of navy blue with white contrasting piping is a loungewear tale old as time, and applied to super-soft brushed jersey, this is a gift that can do no wrong.

Charles Tyrwhitt Leather Cardholder

A gifting staple that goes back generations, a lovely new wallet or cardholder does wonders for both the gifter struggling to think of something to buy and the giftee expecting a present for their birthday. Charles Tyrwhitt’s comes in lovely grained leather and will cost you just a shade under 30 of your English pounds.

Song Map Print

An imaginary city of your dad’s wildest dreams is depicted in this ace print from Dorothy via Rough Trade. Framed and hung it’s a lovely addition to the wall, but up close it’s a diverting puzzle containing 500 song titles from The Beatles’ “Penny Lane” to The Smiths’ “Cemetery Gates”.

Big Chouffe Beer

You might recognise the cheeky Chouffe gnome (Marcel, in case you were wondering) from your local’s bottle fridge: the place to find the strongest Belgian beers. A limited, collector’s edition for Father’s Day, this “magnum” of said beer ought to factor very highly in your gift-giving considerations.

Horace Anti-Fatigue Under Eye Patches

An easy, efficacious grooming win; not too much of a docking of your pay. Horace’s new anti-fatigue eye patches are a lovely payday treat for yourself even on a five-week pay month — and a relatively affordable but delightful present to buy for your pops.

Personalised Toolbox

There are fairly few cliché gifts for dad that we’ll entertain, but the toolbox is certainly one of them… particularly when there’s the option of personalisation. In a vintage, fold-out style, these steel boxes are stackable sleek, and yes: yours to make bespoke.

M&S Sports Spencer Bear Socks

In a year in which both the Olympics and the Euros are taking place, there’s no such thing as “too much” sport. Even in the sock world. This triple threat features the department store’s Spencer the teddy bear as a swimmer, a footballer and a black belt.

Spa Weekend

The UK contains almost as many spas as it does potholes, and you can find the lion's share of them on SpaBreaks, which categorises each by things like gym availability, on-site restaurants and even heated loungers. Its latest addition: a list of the 100+ spas offering Father’s Day offers.

Marshall Emberton II Bluetooth Speaker

Marshall doesn’t just make your favourite band’s favourite amplifiers; it also creates bluetooth speakers for his home or office. This one is a little bigger than the tiny waterproof Willen but is still portable, still great sound quality, and still fashioned in that inimitable netted amp design.

Kiehls Facial Fuel Kit

What fuels a face? Arteries and dermal layers, we suppose. But when it comes to the appearance of the skin there, Kiehls can do an awful lot. This set, which feels bundled specifically for Father’s Day, compiles a face wash and moisturiser from the Facial Fuel collection so that not only can you save on pennies but your dad can get the most out of his post-shaving routine.

Beats Solo 4 Headphones

Exceptional audio without eye-watering prices: we love the Beats Flex for working out and Solo over-ears for the commute. Now in its fourth iteration, the latter come in matte black, blue or pale pink and gets our vote as a top-drawer gadget gift for pops.

Personalised Crisps Bowl

Crisps and a dip make the world go round, and if your dad is also on a steady Kettle Chips and hummus rotation he would surely appreciate a bowl to facilitate his addiction. Ideal for the man who prefers not to share, these personalised carb decanters offer the opportunity to fully monopolise the crisp cupboard. Available in sizes from small to extra large...

Adidas x Wales Bonner Bag

In the middle of the Venn diagram that contains Mods, fashion bods and sportspeople, you’ll find this Adidas x Wales Bonner bag. A more gettable piece of an ongoing collaboration that has included sell-out shoes and some of the best macs we’ve ever clapped eyes on, this little accessory is ideal as a gym bag.

Ralph Lauren Pyjamas

There are two categories of men's pyjamas: the suave and the playful. This set by Ralph Lauren just so happens to be both thanks to classic cotton stripes and a fabulous little teddy bear print.

Dalmore Luminary No.2 16 Year-Old Single Malt Whisky

A special whisky for a special dad on a poignant day, this Luminary No.2 by Dalmore is a 16 year-old single malt with notes of fig and orange. Less smoky and more rich, it’s been aged in ex-bourbon casks before being finished in port and sherry casks.

Lululemon Evolution Golf Polo Shirt

Lululemon may have begun as a go-to for yoga mums and Pilates princesses, but men have been well catered for by this bastion of sportswear for a decade. One of the most popular parts of the extensive line: this sweat-wicking, anti-odour golf polo available in myriad colours.

Creed Viking

The spiritual follow-up to last decade’s Aventus aftershave, Creed claims that its latest men's fragrance, Viking, is inspired by that enduring symbol of Scandi dominance: the longship. While no one alive can testify to its accuracy, it’s undeniable that this is an alluring scent, with sandalwood, rose and lemon all at play.

Fujifilm Instax Mini

A miniature version of the camera that your dad has wanted since he was a little kid, this Instax is ideal for taking on holiday or to a family pub outing. Perfect for the father who always wants a group shot at Christmas for his photo album.

Happy Socks Comic Book Dad Socks

You raise a child for 18 years and all you get is a pair of socks. And yet we reckon the average dad will be chuffed with this pow-tastic pair alongside his favourite bottle of wine this 16 June.

Selfridges Wine & Chocolate Gift Box

Like the 19 Crimes and Cadbury that you buy from the offie but better, Selfridges has a trilogy of gift boxes that deal in wine and chocolate. This one, which favours white wine, pairs a crisp Gavi with a box of the department store’s salted caramel malt balls.

Lego Fender Stratocaster

Nothing quite beats his real Fender Strat, but there is something uniquely satisfying about this miniature version, which he’ll be tasked with constructing from 1,000+ miniature blocks of Lego. A complex “Ideas” build intended for display after completion, it comes complete with whammy bar, amp and stand.

London Historic Pubs Tour

Screw The Tower of London: real history in the capital exists in the hundreds of pubs there, as properly explored by this walking tour, which takes in four historic pubs in the Holborn area. Food and drink is included in the ticket price, though you’ll probably want to budget for all the other pints he’ll want once the tour concludes.

Breitling Superocean 42

A favourite of the triumphant Pep Guardiola, the Breitling Superocean Automatic 42 is a watch of champions. Did it help City win their fourth season in a row? Unlikely, but it will be the reason why you’re the winning sibling this Father’s Day.

Ancestry Subscription

Honour the fathers of generations past with a look back at your family tree via Ancestry. The popular genealogy platform is an excellent Father’s Day gift idea, with billions of records available to discover all-new insights about your grandad, your grandad’s grandad, your grandad’s grandad’s grandad… you get the gist.

England 2002 Football Shirt

Euros fever is heading to our shores, and he’s going to need a shirt to wear during all of those exciting/devastating [delete as appropriate] England matches. If he’s more of the retro type than the kind to buy every new home and away kit, this all-time best from 2002 is your one.

Clase Azul Gold Tequila

Clase Azul makes, in our opinion, the best tequila in the world, so any of its hand-painted ceramic bottles make for a stonking gift for the spirits quaffer, but if you want to give something extra special then go for ex-bourbon, ex-sherry cask finished Gold.

Love Cocoa Father's Day Luxury Hamper

There’s a tonne of options out there available for chocolate lovers, with hampers at Harrods, Cutter & Squidge, Green & Black’s and even Cadbury. Another luxury option he might not yet have tried comes in the form of Love Cocoa’s compilation of biscuits, truffles and straight-up blocks of ethically-sourced choccie.

Personalised Moët Champagne

Having received a Royal Warrant from Queen Victoria II, Moët & Chandon lays claim to being the oldest champagne house around, with origins dating back to 1743. The only way we can think of elevating its crisp, refreshing palate? With your father's name emblazoned across its decorative tin.

Philips Series 9000 Beard Trimmer

The beard trimmer wars have claimed many a victim, but no matter how many join the fight, it’s the Philips 9000 that regularly comes out as the most popular. GQ readers can’t get enough of this handsome, effective gadget. Chances are pops will love it too.

Child's Drawing Oven Glove

If you’re a co-parent looking for a gift that’s ostensibly from the child you share, we suggest leaning heavily on how cute they still are. This personalised piece allows you to display one of your kid’s drawings on an oven mitt. Since there’s nothing quite as cute as a child’s drawing, we'd say it's perfect.

MasterClass Subscription

They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but with the expert tuition of pros including Spike Lee, Massimo Bottura and Annie Leibovitz, we'd beg to differ. MasterClass is the online education platform that hosts courses from the world’s greatest names in everything from food and drink to chess and poker. Best of all, with its “two passes for the price of one” offer, you can treat your dad and reap the benefits for yourself.

Gillette Gold Edition Razor

The best your dad can get? Maybe, maybe not, but Gillette will always be a thoroughly reliable buy for the bestubbled family member. For a summer of Olympians and Euros grandstanding, the razor brand has introduced a special gold edition with four cartridges and a travel case.

Scott Nichol Merino Wool Socks Gift Box

Artisan-focused socks from a company that’s been going since before the War, Pantherella may sound Italian, but its wares are still crafted in its spiritual home of Leicester. For Father’s Day, a bespoke box of two merino wool pairs by brand subsidiary Scott Nichol should be your go-to.

Book and Beer Club

Beers. Books…you get the idea. This service delivers tins of award-winning lagers, Pils, IPA’s et al. alongside a best-selling new book for your pops to settle down with as he cracks open a half-dozen new cans.

Cask 88 The Weird Sisters 26 Year-Old Single Malt Whisky

A whisky with a little drama about it, Cask88’s Scottish Witchcraft Series (titled “The Weird Sisters”) draws on the phantoms and sorcery of Scotland's past. Whimsically designed in a collectible bottle, the liquid is a Blair Athol single malt aged for 26 years and finished in a first-fill Oloroso Hogshead barrel.

Oura Ring

So chic is the Oura ring design that no one would be able to tell from looking at your dad that he’s not just looking fly, but tracking a whole host of health stats to pinpoint accuracy. One 80 minute charge and the Oura will give him seven days of sleep, heart health, stress and temperature analysis.

Simba Hybrid Pillow

Much like socks and test match cricket, a decent night’s sleep is something every man learns to appreciate as they age. And as experts in the latter, there are few better brands for guaranteeing a dreamy slumber than Simba, whose Hybrid Pillow is a slick, temperature-regulated means to elevate those 40 winks into something truly restorative.

Gentleman Jack Whiskey and Wash Bag

Scotch dads get all the attention, but some guys just prefer bourbon. That’s where Jack Daniels and its Gentleman Jack expression with matching wash bag comes in… because he doesn’t need to be American to like a bit of Yankee firewater.

Suri Electric Toothbrush

A new toothbrush may not be the most glamorous of gifts, but nor is a pair of socks and everyone over the age of 25 loves those. Besides, Suri isn’t any old toothbrush: it’s an electric one made from sustainable materials. A sensible gift to go alongside your more frivolous ones.

Boss Triumph Elixir

Like many of Boss’ fragrances, the Triumph Elixir has a motivation of confidence. Taking cues from The Scent Magnetic, this is an ambery concoction fortified with violet leaf, warm patchouli and smoky vetiver.

Cameo Message

Prone to dropping the ball on Father’s Day deliverables? Fret not dear, lazy reader, for it’s 2024 and some of the best gifts exist in the digital ether. One such gift comes care of Cameo. A service connecting fans with their favourite celebrities, Cameo facilitates personalised video messages from a truly eclectic mix of stars (everyone from Miriam Margoyles to Brian Cox) with many available at 24 hours’ notice. Never again will you have to pretend that your gift is lost in the post...

James May Gin Selection

You will always find James May at the cross-section of the popular and the esoteric, and his extra-television activities only confirm that. His latest endeavour? Distilling unusual gins for the pub he co-owns. Now available everywhere else, get your dad a taster of the three odd but delicious flavours: Asian parsnip, American mustard and London drizzle.

Ray-Ban Original Wayfarer Sunglasses

Sunglasses don't come more classic than the Ray-Ban Original Wayfarer. Launched in the mid-50s, these shades cut through an eyewear landscape that was, until then, completely functional, making shades a must-have fashion item for the first time. Nearly 70 years later, the appeal of these sunglasses is stronger than ever, rocked by style icons from Robert Pattinson to Idris Elba and, next up, your old man.

BaByliss Super-X Metal Series

Chances are that in amongst all the birthday gifts, Christmas gifts and Father's Day gifts you've now given, you have at some point presented your dad with a multi-groomer. But this 15-in-1 device from the Babyliss Super-X Metal Series is no ordinary grooming multitool. Combining its super-sharp Japanese steel blade tech with one of the sleekest, sink-side-friendly designs we've ever seen on a trimmer like this, it'll tackle unsightly noses, ears and eyebrows with ease and style, while doing a fine job on facial hair and head hair, should he be so lucky to have any left.