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Zofia Wijaszka
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
Zofia is an LA- based film and television critic with bachelor's degree in Journalism and Social Communication with Creative Writing. She has written for First Showing, Film Inquiry, and The Mary Sue. She’s currently freelancing for Nerdist and Paste Magazine, and is a staff writer for Awards Watch. Zofia loves the “Scream" movies, "Carol", "American Horror Story", "Schitt's Creek," and "The Haunting of Bly Manor" - pick one of these and she won't shut up about it for the next five hours. Twitter – @thefilmnerdette
Movies reviews only
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) |
While the film may be a bit uneven, the stellar cast—including Winona Ryder, Michael Keaton, Catherine O’Hara, and Jenna Ortega—brings hysterical and engaging performances. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Sep 05, 2024
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Doctor Sleep (2019) |
Doctor Sleep is a worthy successor to The Shining, offering a blend of nostalgia and a thought-provoking tale of individuality, sobriety, grief, and generational friendship. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Aug 26, 2024
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Strange Darling (2023) |
Ultimately the less you know about the storyline of "Strange Darling", the better. All you need to know is that you’re in for a deranged story that challenges your perceptions, forcing you to question judgments made too quickly. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Aug 23, 2024
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Skincare (2024) |
While it might be a one-time watch for some, the film offers a wild journey from start to finish as we follow the main character on her mission to uncover who’s trying to destroy her life. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Aug 18, 2024
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Consumed (2024) |
"Consumed" offers little to nothing that feels fresh or engaging as it adds to the horror genre. With the film’s stilted dialogues, tangled narrative, and characters making questionable decisions, it’s a film that quickly fades from one’s memory. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Aug 13, 2024
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Twisters (2024) |
Despite its flaws such as unevenly developed characters and sometimes exaggerated script, it still manages to deliver a fun ride with eye-catching weather action and a brief reflection - Nerdspin
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| Posted Jul 18, 2024
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Longlegs (2024) |
Prepare yourself for a chilling experience akin to "The Silence of the Lambs" that will linger in your memory, especially after seeing Maika Monroe as Detective Lee Harker and Cage as Longlegs in one of their most spectacular portrayals. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Jul 16, 2024
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MaXXXine (2024) |
"MaXXXine" is poised to become a favorite installment for many. Its distinctive, palpable atmosphere of 80s Hollywood horror and the compelling central character are captivating. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Jul 02, 2024
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A Quiet Place: Day One (2024) |
Despite a few bumps where the scene is too long or perhaps slower, the film manages to keep the viewer engaged and throw another twist at its audience. In effect, you can’t stop watching and rooting for the survivors on their journey to safety. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Jun 27, 2024
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Pearl (2022) |
All in all, "Pearl" doesn’t disappoint. While the film’s premise ponders the obsessive ambition and showcases its aftermath, the performances and costume design will impress scene after scene. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Jun 22, 2024
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Cabrini (2024) |
While Monteverde’s film highlights the main character’s incredible work (...), including its encounters with xenophobia, the biopic as a whole falls short of leaving a lasting impression on the spectator. - TheWrap
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| Posted Jun 22, 2024
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Fancy Dance (2023) |
“Fancy Dance” is a lot of things. It’s a road movie depicting a beautiful aunt-niece relationship, it’s a drama exploring one Native woman’s life, but most importantly, it’s a film that brings more awareness regarding the MMIW and its tragic epidemic. - TheWrap
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| Posted Jun 22, 2024
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The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024) |
Despite decent acting and sound direction, "The Strangers: Chapter 1" is one of the new films to skip [..]. Otherwise, expect to leave the movie theater unhappy, confused, and perhaps resentful of having wasted an hour and a half. - Nerdspin
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| Posted May 17, 2024
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Skinamarink (2022) |
"Skinamarink", with its evocative visuals directly from our childhood horror dreams, is a standout among successfully disturbing found-footage films. - Nerdspin
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| Posted May 08, 2024
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Abigail (2024) |
From start to finish, the creators offer us a violent feast that will appeal to horror film aficionados and vampire fans alike. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Apr 18, 2024
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The Black Phone (2021) |
Based on Joe Hill’s book of the same name, the creators provide one of the most memorable contemporary horrors, discussing loss, domestic violence, supernatural, and much more. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Apr 10, 2024
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Immaculate (2024) |
Whether you think the film is great or perhaps far too shocking, one thing is certain: "Immaculate" will be one of the best horrors of the year. The film is not only frightening, but also thought-provoking, and it showcases Sweeney’s genre flair. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Mar 20, 2024
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The House of the Devil (2009) |
This terrifying, culty horror film is a highly underrated gem and it masterfully evokes the 80s’ atmosphere through the storyline, costume, and set design. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Mar 15, 2024
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Damsel (2024) |
"Damsel" is empowering and full of spectacular action sequences, serving as both a revenge story and a coming-of-age tale. The script and camera work remain entertaining, and the entire ensemble gives knight-worthy performances. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Mar 08, 2024
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Lisa Frankenstein (2024) |
"Lisa Frankenstein" is weird, naughty, bloody, and extremely entertaining. You’ll feel for Lisa, despise Janet, and be captivated by Cole Sprouse’s Creature. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Feb 07, 2024
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The Shining (1980) |
With an out-of-this-world cast, "The Shining" remains a cult film, even after 44 years and it’s ideal for a cold winter evening. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Jan 18, 2024
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Night Swim (2024) |
Despite the great depth of the pool in "Night Swim", the storylines and the overall film’s writing could have been deeper. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Jan 04, 2024
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Misery (1990) |
Misery is an excellent adaption of the similarly exceptional novel. Bates’ role cannot possibly be forgotten, so cannot be Caan’s. The film remains a classic must-watch and is an especially great position for a cold, long, winter evening. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Dec 27, 2023
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Black Christmas (1974) |
Although it’s been 49 years since Jess (Olivia Hussey), Barb (Margot Kidder), and the rest of the dorm confronted the offensive murderer, the film remains ageless as its themes of body autonomy and female empowerment are more important than ever. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Dec 12, 2023
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Blood Rage (1987) |
Overall, "Blood Rage" is a gorefest for horror fans and a truly hidden and underappreciated gem. Grissmer presents his audience with not only a brutal bloodbath but also a story about family ties and manipulation among family members. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Nov 27, 2023
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It's a Wonderful Knife (2023) |
The MacIntyre and Kennedy slasher draws you in and shows you a familiar story in a horror environment. If a fake-tanned Long isn’t enough to persuade you, perhaps a strong LGBTQ+ portrayal and gore will. This one is a hoot! - Nerdspin
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| Posted Nov 09, 2023
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Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) |
"Five Nights at Freddy’s" is a decent flick that provides entertainment and scares for younger and older generations. Is it without flaws in its story? No, but this supernatural horror is still fun to see. - Nerdspin
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| Posted Oct 30, 2023
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Barbie (2023) |
"Barbie" is well worth seeing on the big screen. This campy mix of genres is a summer blockbuster for a reason and will be a perfect position for both young adults and those who have outgrown playing with dolls but wish to reminisce. - The Film Nerdette
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| Posted Jul 25, 2023
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The Boogeyman (2023) |
After the successful “Host” and the disaster of “DASHCAM”, Savage is back with a well-done horror that plays on our childhood fears while delivering a layered story with solid performances.
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| Posted Jun 22, 2023
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Run Rabbit Run (2023) |
This psychological horror, with a chilling atmosphere similar to "Babadook" or "Hereditary", will make you question your sanity until the predictable yet impressive ending. - Pay or Wait
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| Posted Mar 30, 2023
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The Starling Girl (2023) |
While you wipe away your tears as you watch the film’s lead and try to understand her broken heart, you will be blown away by every scene with Scanlen, who shines throughout. - Pay or Wait
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| Posted Mar 30, 2023
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Cat Person (2023) |
Although the film significantly drags in the middle, the third act will knock you out as Jones and Braun’s performances stick with you post-viewing. - Pay or Wait
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| Posted Mar 21, 2023
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M3GAN (2022) |
The film’s bizarre choices and M3GAN’s entire AI persona paradoxically make so much sense as the titular character delivers camp, humor, and chills – all at the same time. - The Film Nerdette
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| Posted Jan 07, 2023
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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) |
Everyone will find something to enjoy and come out of it excited for more of Benoit Blanc’s sharp retort and quick-witted sleuthing. - The Film Nerdette
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| Posted Dec 30, 2022
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Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022) |
From the moment "Puss in Boots: The Last Wish" starts, there is no place for boredom. Each scene flows perfectly as the lovable trio leads us on an adventure served with laughter, pursuits, and moving moments. - Pay or Wait
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| Posted Dec 24, 2022
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Halloween Ends (2022) |
As we bid farewell to the cult characters, the slasher provides us with food for thought, particularly on the subject of evil and how difficult it is to eradicate it due to its extraordinary ability to change Shape. - The Film Nerdette
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| Posted Oct 13, 2022
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Practical Magic (1998) |
As the title indicates, "Practical Magic" is packed with titular magic but not only — it contains an empowering narrative, highlights the importance of sisterhood, and discusses how difficult it is to walk away from domestic abuse. - The Film Nerdette
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| Posted May 19, 2022
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X (2022) |
Ti West's "X" is one of the best slashers I've seen this year. It's not for the faint of heart. Its story shocks but also broadens the horizons and provokes. Worth revisiting, with a soundtrack jam-packed with bangers and performances out of this world. - The Film Nerdette
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| Posted Mar 21, 2022
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) |
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre" wont be for everybody and thats as obvious as the fact that the films killer wears someone elses face in every film. But its amount of gore and elaborate death scenes may satisfy a horror/slasher/Leatherface fan.
- The Film Nerdette
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| Posted Feb 22, 2022
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This Changes Everything (2018) |
In its technical simplicity, This Changes Everything raises the problem of gender injustice rooted in the past and all-embracing the contemporary age. - Screen Queens
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| Posted Feb 13, 2022
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Destroyer (2018) |
Its not only an amazingly crafted story-line. Its the way Kusama shows Erin Bells transformation. Destroyer is undoubtedly one of the best pictures that talk about morality and its lack, revenge, and mental state of ones mind. - In Their Own League
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| Posted Feb 13, 2022
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Carol (2015) |
Todd Haynes and Phyllis Nagy created a compelling, extraordinary tale about love and its meanders in life. The time passes, but Carol remains the most critical romantic story with a happy ending. For me, it will always mean a lot. - In Their Own League
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| Posted Feb 13, 2022
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Abominable (2019) |
Abominable is going to be appreciated by the young audience for its sense of wonder and by their parents, because of its essential themes of mental health, grief and the importance of family that even their children can grasp. - Screen Queens
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| Posted Feb 13, 2022
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Foxfire (1996) |
Foxfire, based on the book by Joyce Carol Oates, is one of the best universal coming-of-age stories for young women and women in general. The story of a true female bond will show you that together, we can move mountains. - In Their Own League
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| Posted Feb 13, 2022
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The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) |
You wont be disappointed with cursing, extraordinarily skilled and smart Charly and warm, polite Samantha who, oftentimes, throws a knife around because "chefs do that". - In Their Own League
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| Posted Feb 13, 2022
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To the Stars (2019) |
While Stephen's production is not an innovative film that bends the standards of cinema, it's certainly an eye-opening coming-of-age story. - FirstShowing.net
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| Posted Feb 13, 2022
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The Guilty (2021) |
The Guilty is a a tense thriller, but it's also a film about the titular guilt and a mental health issue that needs to be addressed more openly. It contains numerous twists and turns that thoroughly shock the audience and lead to a satisfying conclusion. - Daily Dead
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| Posted Feb 11, 2022
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The Desperate Hour (2021) |
Lakewood touches on the topics of life's unpredictability. At the same time, the emotional film hits close to home with its subject of the school shootings. Although it stumbles at times, it's a solid film with Naomi Watt's great performance. - Daily Dead
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| Posted Feb 11, 2022
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DASHCAM (2021) |
DASHCAM is undeniably a crazy ride filled with gore and repugnance, but the unsatisfying ending detracts from the film's overall reception, and the main character playing essentially herself is neither funny nor entertaining--it's utterly hurtful. - Daily Dead
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| Posted Feb 11, 2022
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Halloween Kills (2021) |
Halloween Kills is a crazy rollercoaster filled with gore, a high body count, and a hysterical, entertaining script. The slasher directed by David Gordon Green will be a feast for the Michael Myers fans, but it may not be to everybodys taste. - The Film Nerdette
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| Posted Feb 11, 2022
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