Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian Take Lie Detector Tests

[Producer] Khloe, Kourtney, we've brought you here today

to take a lie detector test.

One of you will be hooked up to the machine

while the other will ask the questions, then you'll switch.

Who wants to be in the hot seat first?

Khloe. Oh, Khloe?

[Kourtney laughing] Me, oh [beep].

Holy crap, you threw me under the bus

in two seconds, Khloe.

What a [beep]. Yep.

[electricity buzzing]

I'm getting so freaked out.

[Kourtney laughing]

I haven't even done anything yet.

I'm not asking you if you

committed a crime. Murdered someone, yeah.

I would rather you ask me that.

I don't even know what you're about to ask me.

Oh my God, freaking out.

[door slamming]

Okay, is your name Khloe Alexandra Kardashian?

Yes.

Are you the youngest Kardashian sister?

Yes. Don't you love that?

[Khloe laughing]

Are you ready to take this lie detector test?

No.

Is that accurate?

Yes. [Khloe and Kourtney laughing]

Like an electric chair.

Let's start with something easy.

Oh my God.

Kim once stormed into Robert's apartment.

Oh to hit me.

Kim stormed in with her purse saying,

Don't be effing rude.

Did that actually hurt?

Well, she missed me with the purse.

She then took her little-

Oh, she then punched you. Skinny knuckle hands

and she definitely hit me

and it did hurt 'cause she was up above,

it had power, and she has a very bony hand.

[Kourtney] What would you do if that happened today?

I would punch her back so hard, [laughing] I would.

Did you not attempt?

No 'cause I also know I'm so much stronger than you guys

but now I'm like, Don't be fucking rude yourself.

Is that true, Sam?

She's being truthful.

[Khloe laughing] Okay.

Do you regret anything leading up to that moment

and are you glad it exists?

It was definitely a time in pop culture

so I'm happy about it.

Yeah, did you have a good time at my wedding in Portofino?

I did.

Did you like my wedding dress?

It was fine.

[Khloe and Kourtney laughing]

Sam?

Inconclusive.

Oh my gosh, inconclusive.

I mean, it was beautiful for sure.

I just would've loved to seen you [laughing] in that

at the after party and then something prior.

Do you think I changed my sense of style

when I started dating Travis?

Yes.

I hate the word dating.

I guess when I started being with Travis.

Okay.

Do you like my style better now?

No, I don't think so.

I don't know, it's not bad or good.

[laughing] Okay.

That's not a real answer.

I liked your style before and I like your style now,

but I do think this is a phase

and you'll go back to where your heart is.

When Kim and I brawled on our show

Keeping Up With The Kardashians,

did you ever consider calling the police?

No.

Did you consider jumping in?

I did, but I also, what was I gonna do?

Like I'm damned if I do, I'm damned if I don't.

[Kourtney] Do you talk shit ever

about what I post on my Instagram?

I'm sure.

That is true.

Okay. [Khloe laughing]

Which posts trigger you?

Oh, I don't know.

Not like one category of posts.

Okay.

I just can't handle when you guys do these [laughing]

Poosh posts and you guys literally look like,

I'm gonna show you which one really bothered me,

and it looked like a girl was like, sharting.

[laughing] Stop. I gotta show you.

But that's not my Instagram.

But you repost it, it's your brand.

I'm like, the sharting girl?

Like I don't need to see that.

That one really bothered me.

Is there a family chat without me?

Actually, no.

Is that true, Sam?

She's being truthful.

Okay, are you ever gonna let True sleep over at my house?

Probably not.

Okay and is that because we have too much fun?

No. Like [laughing],

what is the reason then?

I don't think we have enough time

on this show for what the reason is.

Okay. Okay. [laughing]

Why do you hate sleepovers?

I don't hate sleepovers.

Would you like them more if you had a Lemme Sleep gummy?

I'd like a lot of things if I had gummies involved.

Was that true?

She's being truthful.

Amazing, do you consider yourself a good sister?

I do.

You and Kim- Uh-oh.

Went to our place, Miami, and didn't invite me.

Did you two have fun?

We did have fun, but it was like we thought

we were gonna have way more fun,

but that wasn't anyone's fault.

Would it have been more fun if I was there?

Yes, it would have been more fun if you were there.

Is she telling the truth?

She's being truthful.

Well, Khloe Alexandra Kardashian, did you lie at any point

during this lie detector test and we didn't catch you?

No.

Is there anything else you'd like me to ask you?

No. To clear up anything

you'd like to clear up, any rumors?

Oh. What?

Are you sleeping with Tristan?

No, I am not.

I'm really not.

Sam?

Yes, that's true.

Bravo.

I would die if it said I was.

Switcheroo, I have nothing to hide, Khloe.

[laughing] We'll see about that.

Is your heart racing?

[Kourtney exhaling]

I'm getting anxious again.

Just about this. Why?

Okay, now you're strapped in.

Sam's gonna calibrate the lie detector machine.

I'm gonna ask you some questions.

Is your name Kourtney Kardashian Barker?

It is.

Were you born on April 18th?

I was. Oh my gosh, that-

I was waiting for the year.

Oh, I didn't wanna do you dirty.

I'm proud of my year.

Oh, fuck it up then. Every year I gain wisdom

and life experience. Okay, this is not

a documentary, it's a lie detector episode.

Are you nervous?

I mean, not really, but like-

You just changed your tune I guess

more than- Like that?

You're singing like a canary.

Yeah, no, more like, I think a little.

Okay [laughing].

Sam, do you think we're good to go?

Okay, good.

Are you a liar?

No.

[Khloe] Are you a part of the Illuminati?

[laughing] Yes, no I'm not.

Did that come up as a lie when I said yes?

Yes, that's true.

[laughing] Oh shit. See?

That means I'm not. 'Cause you said

both answers. She said Are you a part

of the Illuminati and I said yes.

[Khloe] And then you changed it.

And then I said no, but I said I'm just kidding.

Don't try to work the system, okay?

Let me work you,

you need to stop. I am not a part

of the Illuminati.

Are you part of any cult?

No. [Khloe laughing]

Sam?

She's being truthful.

Okay [laughing], I just had to get those out.

We had our own reality show

Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons.

Did you enjoy working with only me?

I did.

Oh good, did you enjoy doing the Hampton show

over Kim and Kourtney Take New York?

I don't think so. [Khloe laughing]

Because the circumstances.

Yeah, no, trust me,

the Hamptons weren't anything I wanted to hold onto either.

And like the what was going on in life at the time.

No, I got the whole gist.

Okay. I remember

where both of us were.

Okay, so you keep a strand of Reign's hair

in your nightstand so you can smell it.

I do. Do you keep other

surprise items in your nightstand?

Wait, sorry, I don't keep Reign's hair in my nightstand.

I keep it in my safe so in case that came up as a lie.

So do you wanna know, do I keep anything else in my safe?

Yes.

Am I supposed to list every item?

I don't need to know, you know,

your deepest, darkest secrets.

Like do you have sex toys in there?

No. Anything you don't want

your kids to see?

No, I don't. Nothing that exciting.

Do you ever want Travis to grow out his hair

so you can shave it to keep the hair in your safe?

That would be nice.

Ooh, yes, weirder and weirder by the second.

You and Travis attempted to get married in Las Vegas.

Do you regret not inviting any of your siblings there?

I do not.

She's being truthful.

Clear as day, okay.

You and Travis love to do this.

Yes, oh yeah. On the red carpet?

Yes. True or not true?

Just anywhere, red carpet, the grocery store, at home.

Have you guys ever been caught doing the deed?

In our home?

Have you been caught outside of your home?

Yes. Fuck yeah.

You know about it.

[Khloe] I know, I didn't know

we were gonna go down this road.

Oh. Do you regret doing that?

Nope.

[Khloe] Good for you.

Have I lied about anything yet?

No. [Khloe laughing]

Don't you think about like what if you don't even know

that it's like a subconscious lie?

What do you mean?

What if you think you like something

but then like you actually- It's not the truth?

Yeah, deep down- Like do you have

a foot fetish? I don't personally.

Does Travis have a foot fetish for your feet?

Possibly, yes. It's a yes

or no answer, Kourtney. Yes, yes.

Yes, do you have other fetishes?

Come on, we're all

adults here. I would say nothing

wildly crazy.

Furries?

What is that? Where you guys dress up

in characters and you guys wanna bone one another.

No. You're not furries?

In a castle? The closest

would be Halloween.

Oh, [laughing] did you guys, okay,

on Halloween, in your costumes,

did you guys have sex in character?

Not this year, [laughing] but the last year.

What were you guys last year?

Like True Romance.

Oh, I could only imagine what you guys

were doing last year then.

She's being truthful.

You and Trav took a trip to Tennessee

and you said you were gonna move there.

Mm-hmm. Is that true?

Well, we're not moving to Tennessee.

We don't have plans, but I would move away

someday. Do you hate

any of your siblings?

No. Sam?

That is true.

Oh, bravo.

[laughing] Thank God. Thank God

no lies were detected.

I wasn't sure- Oh my gosh.

Like what that would say.

You just launched your latest brand Lemme.

Mm-hmm. Would you lemme give you

some business advice?

I would.

And what about business advice from this person?

Yeah, totally.

How about this person?

I don't even know who this is, guys.

[laughing] Kourt, you're joking, right?

No. Jeff Bezos?

Oh, well I don't know what he looks like.

Kourtney. You guys,

I don't watch the news. I don't watch TV,

the whole, do you have-

I do watch Yellowstone. I know you have an addiction

to your phone, true or false?

I don't look at like news stories.

He's not [laughing]-

Does that mean I need to know what Jeff Bezos looks like?

But yes, I would take his business advice.

Okay. Or I would listen

to his business advice.

Thank you for clarifying.

Do you think this person gives good business advice?

Do you know who that young man is?

I do. Okay.

He was at our Christmas party.

[Khloe] Correct.

I don't know about his business advice.

[laughing] Just like I told you, I literally don't-

I'm just thrilled you recognized him via imagery.

But I would listen to his business advice.

Do you think you're a hoarder?

Partially, like, 4%- That's all I needed,

I'm so happy you were able to admit that.

Maybe- I'm really good with that.

Maybe 4%, 5.

4%, okay. Like 10, maybe 10.

Last question, did you lie at any point

during this lie detector test and I just didn't catch you?

Nope.

Yes, that's true.

See that? Good for you, Kourt.

I really appreciate you giving me your honesty today.

We are two honest girls. [laughing]

Yeah.

[door slamming]