The NOT Witchy Murders: An Aurora North Exposé, #3
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Sewer monsters. Bigfoot. Space aliens. Nothing is too weird for paranormal reporter Aurora North.
When Jake bursts into the newsroom with three teenagers who claim they've been cursed by witches, Aurora North could not be less interested. Despite Aurora being able to explain the very unsupernatural cause of the curse symptoms, Jake insists they still investigate.
And that's when the witch hunt turns into a witchy murder. But with so many possible witches, no one telling Aurora the truth and all the suspects appearing equally guilty, Aurora knows she'll have a spellbinding exposé ... if only she can work out whodunnit!
An Aurora North Exposé is a cross between Scooby Doo mysteries and Lois and Clark, only there's a teenage sidekick instead of a talking dog and Aurora North doesn't need a superhero to save her—she can save her own darn self!
An Aurora North Exposé:
#1 The NOT Vampire Murders
#2 The NOT Ghostly Murders
#3 The NOT Witchy Murders
#4 The NOT Cursed Murders
In the same universe:
Afterlife Adventures Series:
#1 Beyond Dead
#2 Dead and Buried
#3 A Little More Dead
#4 Still Dead
#5 Utterly Dead
#6 Dead Completely
#7 Unexpectedly Dead
#8 Dead Investigations
#9 Wrongfully Dead
#10 Dead Confused
#11 Finally Dead
#12 Dead Conclusion
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The NOT Witchy Murders - Jordaina Sydney Robinson
Chapter One
I was having one of those rare unicorn type of gloriously easy days. I’d woken up before my alarm and felt remarkably rested. My mum had given me some sourdough pancake mix when I’d left my parents’ house the night before, so I was able to make myself deliciously fluffy, American-style pancakes. Bertha, my truck, who could be a little temperamental once we hit the chilly November mornings of the Mancunian winter, had started without complaint.
Terry, the newsroom’s cleaner, had switched on the heater in my basement office when he’d emptied my bin, so by the time I’d gotten in, the room was already toasty warm. Marcus, my editor, had taken a half day before he left on holiday for a week. He’d brought me lunch, discussed and then signed off on the edits to my latest article before he left. Which had given me the rest of the afternoon to leisurely sort through my email tips looking for a new story and do a little research on any that took my fancy. I’d planned on calling Jake, my teenage trainee-slash-partner when I’d found something I’d liked, but nothing had jumped out, grabbed me by the throat and demanded I investigate, so I figured I’d call him in tomorrow and let him pick something.
Which meant that, for the first time in a long time, I was minutes away from going home for the night at a decent hour. And without having a story rattling around my brain. I almost didn’t know what I was going to do with myself. Maybe I’d get takeout and have a super long bath. I wasn’t really a bath person. I’d tried to be, but I’d always thought it was weird to sit in a tub full of rapidly cooling water and try to read a book or drink wine or something similar. What was wrong with pyjamas, an electric blanket and a mug of hot chocolate?
I had already climbed into my snuggly warm flannel pyjamas, mentally speaking, when the door at the top of the stairwell creaked open.
The creaking door was my early warning sign that someone was approaching my office lair. It was one of the many, many, many benefits of using the basement of the newsroom as my office. The most obvious benefit being I didn’t have to deal with other reporters. The second being that since my office was technically a filing room, it had a door. Which I could shut in the faces of annoying people. Not that anyone really came down to my office. Which was yet another benefit.
As the hushed, panicked whispers drifted down the concrete stairwell and through my cracked open office door, the unicorn of an early escape hopped onto a cloud and began drifting away. When no one started down the stairs, I began to hope that the whispering was simply from an informant who had ducked out of sight of the main newsroom to give himself or herself a stern talking to and bolster their nerve. Mentally, I reached out to my unicorn, trying to entice it back. The whispering didn’t have to ruin my night. There was absolutely no reason to believe it was anything to do with me. No reason whatsoever.
Yes, they were in my stairwell, but they might not know it was my stairwell. I briefly considered peeking out of my office, but if they saw me, they might decide I was the person to tell their whatever to. And I was definitely not the person to tell their whatever to.
My desk investigated a specific type of tip. Those pertaining to sewer monsters and Bigfoot. Not regular stories. I didn’t care about the quality of school dinners unless the food was infected with a disease that turned children into vampires. Nor did I care about political corruption unless the politician in question was suspected of lycanthropy. But tipsters didn’t always understand the nuances of that and just saw my office as a secluded place to unburden themselves.
I did briefly consider they might be here with a tip for me, but in the several years I’d worked this desk I could count on one hand the amount of in-person tip offs I’d received. People much preferred to report their werewolf neighbours through email. People liked to hide their crazy that way.
The mumbling continued for several more seconds until I finally heard a voice I recognised. And it said something that stabbed my imaginary magical unicorn of an early night in the face. Many times. To death.
I’m telling you,
Jake hissed. She can help.
I debated keeping quiet. I really wanted to. Really, I did. I was already mentally in my pyjamas. I didn't want to take them off, but my evil curiosity had already dragged me to my feet, across the office, and perched me by the open door. I just hoped he wasn’t bringing me another guy who claimed he could turn into a werewolf. Admittedly, that had made quite an interesting story in the end, but it had been an uphill climb. With no real werewolves to show for it.
I peeked out of the crack and into the barely lit stairwell. Three figures huddled around Jake at the top of the stairs. All wearing jeans, gloves, scarves and hoodies. Their hoods pulled low over their faces and the scarves pulled up high so all you could see were their eyes. It was cold, yes, but something about the way they were covering their faces implied it was less to do with the cold and more to do with covering their identities. Which, I could admit, was mildly interesting. They almost looked like an urban chorus line. Or a line up of bank robbers.
We need to do something,
said one of them. I didn’t recognise his voice, not that I was very familiar with all of Jake’s friends. Jake worked with me part-time while he was still at uni and he was very popular on campus. It was his boy band good looks and the fact that he was genuinely a good person. I didn’t think I’d seen him with the same people more than once, so really there was no reason to assume I would recognise his companions.
What makes you think she can help?
Another unfamiliar voice asked.
’Cause she’s the best.
The confidence in Jake’s words made a little knot of pride swell in my chest. He thought I was the best? I mean, I was the best, but how awesome that he recognised it. If she can’t help you, then you’re done.
I crept back from the door and a few seconds later, descending footsteps echoed around the stairwell.
I tapped around on my computer, pretending to be busy and cover the fact that I’d been eavesdropping, though Jake likely knew. Which dimmed the shine on his comment about me being the best, and now it felt more like a setup. As though he’d been flattering me because he knew I wouldn’t like whatever he was bringing me. It was like kicking my already very dead magical unicorn in the face.
Jake didn’t even knock, he simply pushed the door open. You busy?
I shook my head. Just sorting through tips.
Without me?
Jake’s dark eyebrows shot up to his slightly curly, neatly disheveled boy band hair as if I’d committed an unthinkable sin.
I was seeing if there was anything time sensitive. There isn’t, so I was going to call you later and see if you were free to work tomorrow. I thought you could pick our next story.
"Actually, I already have our next story." Jake beckoned to whoever was still out in the hall.
You never said anything about us being a story,
a disembodied voice spoke from the shadowed stairwell.
We won’t use your names. Right, Aurora?
Jake forced his eyes wide and gave me a subtle nod, as if he didn’t expect me to agree. Which was weird, because he knew we always protected the identities of our sources. I assumed he was simply a little overexcited about whatever this was.
We never reveal the identities of our sources,
I agreed, even more curious about who or what was hovering just out of view. Or the identities of the subjects of our articles.
Come on, fellas,
Jake called. Trust me, she’s seen worse.
My imagination was running wild with crazy possibilities after that declaration. Of all the creatures and situations my mind was flashing up before my eyes in a rapid slideshow of glorious supernatural craziness when the three boys shuffled into my office, nothing was even close. And not in a good way. Jake closed the door after them. I wasn’t sure if it was because he knew I enjoyed being warm or to prevent them from escaping.
They pushed their hoods down and pulled the scarves from their faces. I swallowed my enormous disappointment. They were just regular boys. Regular boys with different coloured skin. And I didn’t mean racially. The lanky six-foot something guy on the far left was a splotchy egg yolk yellow. The guy in the middle was roughly my height, which at five-foot-seven wasn’t exactly short, but he looked tiny next to Big Bird. Oh, and he was also a patchy fuchsia. The guy on the far right, almost as tall as the guy on the other side, was a splendidly even forest green. The way they bracketed the middle guy, it was almost like some cartoonish gangster situation.
So.
I moved out from behind my desk and gestured at the brightly coloured faces in front of me. What can I help you boys with?
I told you this was dumb,
Mr Pink said and lunged for the door. Jake blocked his way.
Just wait, I’m telling you, she’s the best person.
He motioned to me. Can you be professional, please?
I didn’t want to assume,
I said with a shrug and focused on Mr Green’s face. "And I know this probably isn’t what you want to hear, but that is a beautiful shade of green. Not even the most expensive spray tans cover that evenly. It’s impressive. Did you moisturise first or—"
Professionalism?
Jake cut me off. This is serious.
Oh, I can see that.
I nodded, then gestured along the line. How long have you guys been like this?
This is day three.
Big Bird pushed up his sleeve to show me the angry skin on his arm. It was like looking at a magic eye picture. My brain knew the skin was red, but all my eyes could see was a dark yellow of the dye. I’ve been scrubbing and scrubbing but—
Okay, well let’s stop that because it doesn’t look like it’s helping.
I motioned for Mr Pink to give me his arm since he was the most patchy of all of my colourful new friends. He pushed up his sleeve and offered his arm for inspection. I pressed my thumb on the inside of his forearm. Kind of the same way you’d roll a glass over a rash to check if it was Meningitis. There was no white where I pressed my thumb. It was all pink. The colour has really sunk into the skin. How did this happen? Do you know?
I glanced over at Jake. Why haven’t you called my mum? She’ll probably know how to get this out.
Jake shook his head. I don’t think this is in your mum’s wheelhouse.
Getting dye out of skin?
I asked. You know she worked in a hairdressers for a while, right?
I didn’t.
Jake looked genuinely surprised, as if he thought he knew everything about my mum. But that’s not what this is.
"What do you mean? That’s obviously what this is. It’s a prank. Food colouring in shower gel or something. I glanced along the row of very deeply colourful faces.
Very strong food colouring. Maybe hair dye?" Though I wasn’t sure how the boys hadn’t noticed the bubbles turn pink, yellow or green.
It’s not a prank.
Mr Pink pulled his arm out of my hands. It’s a curse.
I looked at him out of the corner of my eye. It’s a—it’s a what?
It’s a curse.
Jake repeated, and didn’t even try to hide the excitement in his voice. Talk about me not being professional.
Could you try to sound less happy about that?
Mr Pink snapped at Jake.
Sorry,
Jake said, looking anything but. I’ve just never seen one up close before.
Pretty sure you’ve still not.
I pointed to the faces. This is a prank, not a curse.
"It is absolutely a curse," Bid Bird insisted.
I hesitated. "You think a curse has turned you into human shaped Skittles? That’s what your logical, university student brain is telling you. A curse? That a curse is more likely than a prank?"
Yes!
The not-so-Jolly Green Giant exclaimed. "It’s obviously a curse. Why else would the colour not come out when we’re scrubbing?"
Curses are real.
Jake grinned at me. If he were anyone else, his glee at their misfortune might have been inappropriate, but his genuine belief in the curse moderated it somewhat. I was reading about the Hope Diamond—
Let me stop you right there.
I held my hand up in his face. The Hope Diamond is not cursed.
But—
It’s greed causing disaster. Not a curse.
Agree to disagree, but this is a curse for sure.
Jake gestured at his friends.
Okay, how did this curse come to be?
I wasn’t about to debate it with Jake. Mainly because I was right, and he was crazy, so he would likely never concede.
Mr Green nodded at Mr Pink. Kim’s ex-girlfriend cursed us.
Why?
I looked along the line of faces. What did you do?
Mr Green shook his head. We didn’t do anything.
We didn’t,
Big Bird chipped in.
Uh-huh. So, you’re telling me that someone cursed you for no reason?
I asked.
Big Bird jabbed a finger in my direction. Exactly.
Uh-huh.
I nodded again. And what do you have to say about this, Mr Pink?
We didn’t do anything.
He stated it with such a lack of conviction that both Big Bird and the Jolly Green Giant elbowed him.
Okay.
I waved the two of them off. "The very fact that it’s an ex-girlfriend who you think cursed you tells me, very loudly, that something bad went down. So who’s going to be the first to spill the beans?"
After several seconds of foot shuffling and eye-contact avoiding, Mr Pink sighed.
I … cheated on her.
And she turned you pink?
I shrugged. Seems like you got off easy. Also, her turning you pink isn’t a curse, it’s revenge. And pretty comprehensive. I mean, she even got your face and everything. Do you wash your face with shower gel? Because spiking the shower gel would be the easiest way to do it. Also, that’s not great skincare so maybe don’t do that anymore. And all of you with different colours. It’s just—it’s impressive,
I said with a nod. I’m impressed.
It’s not just this,
Jake said. They’re making Toby’s feet shrink. They can’t eat—all their food tastes like ash. She’s summoned spirits to do her bidding. She—
Ash?
I wasn’t touching the feet thing, and not just because I didn’t know which one Toby was. What type of ash? Burnt wood? Smoked cheese? Coal?
Do they taste different?
Big Bird asked.
I stared at him for a long moment. "Does burnt wood taste different to smoked cheese? Yeah. How about the colour of the food? Does it look different?"
Different how?
the Jolly Green Giant asked.
Like not the colour it’s supposed to be.
Were these kids for real? This was what was wrong with the education system today. Is the milk more grey than white? Does it taste like ash specifically? What type of ash? Does it taste smokey? Does it taste off? Is it curdled? Sour? Bitter? Salty? What?
When no one spoke, Jake motioned for his colourful friends to answer. Come on, fellas, these aren’t hard questions. She needs the info if she’s going to help.
Sour.
said Big Bird and looked at his friends, who nodded in agreement. It tastes sour.
Do you have a photo of this girl? Your ex-girlfriend? On your phone? Can I see it?
I asked Mr Pink, whose eyes stretched wide as if I’d asked him to drop his pants in public and he wasn’t wearing underwear.
Yeah,
he agreed, but his tone conveyed his reluctance. He unlocked his phone and handed it to me. The screen was filled with an image of a pretty brunette. You’re not going to use that, right?
No, it’s so we can identify her. I’m just going to airdrop it to my computer,
I said as I moved behind my desk and started tapping around on my computer and his phone. I was sending the photo to myself, but I was also checking his bluetooth settings on the sly, because I was almost certain I knew what was happening.
Do you live in halls same as Jake?
I asked when I handed his phone back.
We’re third years. We live in a house off campus.
Kim examined his phone, as if checking for damage.
Does she have a key?
Of course not.
The Jolly Green Giant screwed up his face in disgust. Kim just met her.
Right,
I agreed easily, watching Kim as he looked everywhere but me. Pretty sure that meant she did have a key. Well—
I was about to tell them nothing about this was a supernatural curse and they likely just needed to use a deadbolt on their doors to prevent any worsening of this curse
, but Jake, in a preemptive move, handed me a slip of paper.
Here. This is the curse they recited.
They? They who?
I scanned the writing. I thought you said it was just your ex-girlfriend.
Jake opened his mouth to speak, but caught himself. I watched as he reined his excitement back in and spoke in a moderated tone. Her coven.
Her—
I nodded. Of course. Where did all this happen? Did she catch you cheating while she was with her coven? I’m—
I swiped my hand at them before they could answer. How about we take this from the top? Tell me everything that happened from the beginning.
The door at the top of the stairs creaked, and someone called down the stairs. Jake held a finger up to me and opened the door.
We’re down here,
he called and someone thudded down the stairs. An enormous blond guy, who was almost the same width as the door, stepped into the office. He appeared oddly out of proportion. He was maybe a little taller than my five-feet-seven, but he was a lot wider, which almost made him look as if he’d been over six feet tall at some point and someone had squished him down. He mistook my cataloguing of his physique for romantic interest and winked at me.
Hey, you’re pretty. I like your boots.
"Of course you do. Everyone likes my boots." They were slightly battered red cowboy boots that were great for kicking stupid people, or over-friendly guys, in the face. What’s not to love?
This is Keith, Kim’s brother,
Jake explained. He gave us a lift here. The guys didn’t want to walk around like this.
So you’re not connected to this mess?
I asked.
Keith shrugged. It seemed like a contrived movement to show off his muscular arms, more than a normal gesture. "I’m just the