Saxon James > Quotes

“You’re like a Pokémon, and my dick chooses you.”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“I didn’t even know Brandon could blush. And he is. Over me. Oh, this has just gotten interesting.”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“Tonight, I’m going to treat him like the prince he is. You know, instead of the filthy ho he sometimes is.”
― Saxon James, King of Thieves

“Turning into a whining puddle of need while your boyfriend is rimming you has to be frat as fuck, and if it isn’t, I’ll argue the point.”
― Saxon James, King of Thieves

“A smile bursts across his face. “Well, joke’s on them, because I’m the queerest man-loving homo they’ll ever meet.” He holds out his hand. “Émile. I’m your date today.”
― Saxon James, The Husband Hoax

“The thing about loving someone is - you don't get to do it with conditions attached.”
― Saxon James, Roommate Arrangement

“The thing about loving someone is you don’t get to do it with conditions attached. I don’t love him, expecting him to return it. I don’t love him, hoping I’ll get over it, or that I can transfer that love to someone else. I just love him.”
― Saxon James, Roommate Arrangement

“You fucking own me, Charlie.”
― Saxon James, Presidential Chaos

“Calling me a slut, Brando?” “If the empty jumbo pack of extra-large condoms fits …”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“A nervous sound bubbles up my throat, and I almost trip over my feet as I back up. “Welcome to Casa De Shitraw—” I blanch. “I mean dickraw—ahh, Rickshaw. It’s Rickshaw.”
― Saxon James, Roommate Arrangement

“I grab him before he can run off. "I love you."
But it's not just Emile's voice that answers me. Five others join in. "I love you too.”
― Saxon James

“I turn back to Brady and place a hand over his heart, pretending to blink back tears. “I’m so proud. May you have the spit-roasting you truly deserve.”
― Saxon James, The Dating Disaster

“Then I end the video, walk out onto the balcony of our fourth-floor apartment, and drop the laptop over the edge. It hits the ground with a satisfying crack, but the silence that follows is stifling.”
― Saxon James, Roommate Arrangement

“...you left to go and meet up with who knows what kind of people.”

“The queers.” I nod. “It was the queers this time. I went to the land of my people and basked in the glow of glorious penises”
― Saxon James, The Husband Hoax

“I want to keep you.” “Hey … that was my line.” His smile is fucking huge. “This isn’t a proposal because I don’t think I want one of those, and I have no idea if you ever would again either, but this is me saying you’re it for me. I’m never changing my mind about you. I want to move in together and discover each other’s bad habits. I want you to burn dinner and for me to be too messy for your liking. I want to argue and disagree, but once that’s over, I want us to be stronger for it. Because nothing can change how I feel about you, and I want to work to make you mine for the rest of our lives.”
― Saxon James, Budding Attraction

“Maybe it won’t be the best blow job of his life, but like in class, I’m going to put in the effort and hopefully scrape together something passable. Because not giving your partner one hundred and ten percent during sex is the anti-frat.”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“The only class I ever did halfway decent at was English. And can you be surprised, really, when I come up with evocative poetry like this? Thanks for the frot, your cock’s kinda hot. I’m after some more, so will you be my whore?”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“How do you always do this?” “What?” “Make me fall for you a little more every time we’re together.” Bailey reaches down and gives my swollen cock a long, teasing tug. “All I’m doing is taking you with me.”
― Saxon James, King of Thieves

“What am I to you?” Everything. You’re every single thought, decision, and daydream I have. Every single day.”
― Saxon James, The Dating Disaster

“Talk about yourself in the third person again. I don’t think you’ve met your douche quota for today.”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“I’m onto you, Brando. Keep it up and no eggnog for you.” “You’ll keep your piece-of-shit drink to yourself? Oh no. I’ve learned the error of my ways.”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“Because how the hell do I say no to this man? For anything? Ever?”
― Saxon James , Roommate Arrangement

“Please. I know you said you didn’t want to base what comes next on one person, but you should. You should base it on you and what makes you happy. And … I make you happy right?”
“Fuck … so much.”
― Saxon James, Presidential Chaos

“We don’t need to decide now since I’ll be gagged by your cock anyway, but think about it. If we’re going to be cumpanions—” “I’m sorry, what?” “Like companions, but with cum. I thought it sounded better than bum buddies.” “Neither of those is great.” He thinks for a moment. “What about fap brothers?” “Dude, no.” I wrinkle my nose. “Like frat brothers who fap together.” “I know what you meant, and it’s still a hard no.” “Cumpanions it is, then.”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“and there in its place is a yellow crane. Grinning, I pull it down, but when I read the words, my heart stops. You’re the most perfectly un-normal person I’ve ever met. I didn’t fail. There was nothing to improve. When my heart starts again, it explodes. I drop the crane. And head for Payne’s room.”
― Saxon James, Roommate Arrangement

“I just really, really hate you. That’s all. That’s the story.”
― Saxon James, A Stealthy Situation

“Griff lets out a breathy laugh. Yeah, his eyes say. That was really something. It was, I agree. And I’m going to protect that something with my life.”
― Saxon James, Platonic Rulebook

“I’ll never get enough of this. I never want it to end. If he gave me even the slightest hint he wanted more, I’d pour my feelings all over him.”
― Saxon James, Making Him Mine

“Art wraps his arm around my waist and kisses my neck, and we somehow fall into a disgustingly sweet bubble of feeding each other and play fighting.”
― Saxon James, Employing Patience

“I do not know how to be around you without wanting you”
― Saxon James, Platonic Rulebook