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“The thing about loving someone is - you don't get to do it with conditions attached.”
― Roommate Arrangement
― Roommate Arrangement
“The thing about loving someone is you don’t get to do it with conditions attached. I don’t love him, expecting him to return it. I don’t love him, hoping I’ll get over it, or that I can transfer that love to someone else. I just love him.”
― Roommate Arrangement
― Roommate Arrangement
“Then I end the video, walk out onto the balcony of our fourth-floor apartment, and drop the laptop over the edge. It hits the ground with a satisfying crack, but the silence that follows is stifling.”
― Roommate Arrangement
― Roommate Arrangement
“A nervous sound bubbles up my throat, and I almost trip over my feet as I back up. “Welcome to Casa De Shitraw—” I blanch. “I mean dickraw—ahh, Rickshaw. It’s Rickshaw.”
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― Roommate Arrangement
“You’re the one who was always meant for me. And I’m sorry it took me so long to figure that out.”
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― Roommate Arrangement
“Okay, I hated him before, and then I hated him again for doing this to you, and now I hate him a bit more for making you doubt that you’re a strong, badass motherfucker. Where’s this porn?”
― Roommate Arrangement
― Roommate Arrangement
“That sounds … interesting.” “Sells like hotcakes.” He clears his throat. “There’s a market for everything, isn’t there?” “Including dinoporn.”
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― Roommate Arrangement
“My first thought is dragon! but thankfully I manage to keep that one to myself because duh, Beau, dragons aren’t real. But … what is it?”
― Roommate Arrangement
― Roommate Arrangement
“and there in its place is a yellow crane. Grinning, I pull it down, but when I read the words, my heart stops. You’re the most perfectly un-normal person I’ve ever met. I didn’t fail. There was nothing to improve. When my heart starts again, it explodes. I drop the crane. And head for Payne’s room.”
― Roommate Arrangement
― Roommate Arrangement
“Because how the hell do I say no to this man? For anything? Ever?”
― Roommate Arrangement
― Roommate Arrangement
“He doesn’t deserve Payne. He fucked up, and it’s my turn now.”
― Roommate Arrangement
― Roommate Arrangement
“I’d rather wow him with my exceptional blow job skills.”
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― Roommate Arrangement